All aboard Minster's Ovulation Tea Party Bus - TTC away from cat poo Bus 38

[Minster2012]

I hereby invite you all to Minster’s First ever Eggy Tea Party...🥖🍍🍔🍦🍰🍫🧁held to celebrate the even slightest whiff of an Easter Ovulatory event...

Don’t fear Boris, it will be outside, socially distanced at various points of the UK & Ireland (other parts of the globe may attend), whatever the 🌞❄️⛄️we are up for it & often the sperm & 🥚stay apart at our gatherings too, even though we don’t want them too 🤣.

It’s a bring your own event, private chefs & hello fresh/gousto boxes may attend, pics of your offerings encouraged...🥦🌽🌮🥘🍝🍻🍹🍸🧉🍾☕️🍵🧃🥤🧋

Get your glad rags on ladies Cos we are having a party 💃🏼👯‍♀️👫& we can go OUT now! (Well we are done with stopping in aren’t we?)

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens too explain my weird story & minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

What will April bring? 🐣

Wait, what?! @Minster2012 is preggers?!?!?! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god @Minster2012 congratulations!!!! ✨✨✨ never been so happy to see someone get BFP on here! 🤞🏻✨

@Minster2012 aha I wish 🤣 this baby is being a stubborn little bugger 🙄 if I go into labour tonight I'll give your BFP full credit 🤣

Omg...just come on to catch up and feel like I have gate crashed the best party ever!! @Minster2012 I’m so happy for you! Drunken shagging is obviously a good option...

@Minster2012 I defo think DH can claim pro shagger for catching your first egg 🥚
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@Tornado2Inc yesssss and I stole your bloody idea for the stick cos I liked the flashing white line and shat myself when a pink line on the left came up first 🤣😂😬🙌🏻there's puppies too! And kittens

@justwant2beamum thank you!! Hopefully first in a veritable DELUGE

@Thinkingandblinking tomatoes and ABOUT to do more IVF for the win 🙌🏻💓😆yesss thank you! Drunken shagging works! (Shame is hasn't for the past 10 years but we wont mention that 🤣)

@Clairey844 🙄bloody men. First thought eh!

@Madz123 calling it!! And "Minster" is a LOVELY middle name 🤣come on baby Madz🥳

@Minster2012 that's exactly what SHOULD come up! Eeeeeeeek, so happy!!!

No TTC happened my end this month, no fertility tests, shagged only 4x for the fun of it (I know, right?), I'm anywhere between 6 and 14 dpo, so no white clothes for me next week 🤣 App says AF coming in 6 days.

Omg congratulations @Minster2012, that is absolutely fantastic news 💗😁 I am so delighted for you!! You have been through so much but you did it!!!! I know it's a nerve wrecking time but I hope you enjoy it too Xxx

@Tornado2Inc well I nearly dropped the stick 🤣😱def no white clothes, though it could be your surprise!! Maybe wear white clothes & that will do it, I had a basically raw steak at the bbq over Easter, had my Covid jab last Saturday when it was probs implanting 🤣😆, probably the best way!!

I'm celebrating with a stolen bag of DS's mini eggs, seemed appropriate to find him for hitting me, def not allowed now, was it @DKDK123 that suggested that??

@Minster2012 good to know our bus driver won't be drinking 🤣

@Tornado2Inc not sure it makes me a better driver though 🤣my laptop (or rather our business one) fell into the bath tonight with my non alcohol drink & I SWEAR I didn't even touch it 🤔

@MartyMcShy thank you so so much! Yes I'm totally bricking it tbh for many different reasons, we know it's not that easy as going "yeah bye then!" 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Minster2012 OMFG congratulations!!!!!!! So pleased for you! 🥳🥰😍🎉🥳💕

@minster2012 you know electrocuting yourself isn't a good idea right 😂

@Minster2012 I had to come on here and say a massive congratulations, I'm so over the moon for you xxxxxx
Add me to the keeping up with bumps and babies as I'd love to hear from you all if any of you remember me.
Our little one arrived into the world on Tuesday, you will blink and your little one will be here too.
Much love xxxxxxxx

Heyy all! So firstly huge congrats @Minster2012 can I now request you write an autobiography? How has hubby reacted??

Sorry for disappearing again.....been busy pushing a baby out. FML labour is hard, huge kudos to all mammas out there.
Mini birth story if you guys enjoy reading them, I love reading them.

Hari was born at 23:10 on Tuesday night with the aid of kiwi suction and episistomy, Id been having contractions quite regular since 9:30pm Monday night. I was transferred to the labour ward when his heart rate started dropping fast, but managed to avoid an emergency c section when I had one last contraction and managed to push him down enough for the doctor to reach 🙌 he was whisked away to the baby doctor to help him breathe but he was fine and came back almost as quick! Had gas and air up till 7pm then one dose of pethodine which basically knocked me out whilst on the midwife led unit. Looking back now it was all quite positive, and glad I took pethodine. Oli was with me from when I walked in till I walked out, we even had a double bed to stay in, had the best care ever- with the midwives bending corona rules 🤭
Sending you all the luck!!

Heyyyyyyy @blodyn91 get you with your double bed guest suite after birthing!! 🤣🙌🏻fully deserve it, I don't think ANY of us here think either getting pregnant, STAYING pregnant (that's important), the actual pregnancy, birth or lots of us also know that babies/kids in general aren't a barrel of laughs OR EASY so it's really nice to hear from you guys and letting us know what's in store 😆@Busybee143 you too thank you & hope you are all good and baby too 💓🥰

@Gensola omg thank you how are you?! I actually can't believe it 🙈How's things?

@Kirky658 must try not to electrocute myself 😬

@blodyn91 awwww congrats hun that's a lovely little birth story, your midwifes sound lovely. How's little Oli settling in? X

@blodyn91 congrats! Glad you are all ok

Omg - @Catherinettc updated us @minster2012 I am absolutely DELIGHTED for you 🥰🥰 amazing news! And YES I found a dark line is defo a good sign!!! CONGRATULATIONS 🥳 🌈 xxx

I’ve been having some time off the boards and haven’t read everything but HOLY FUCKBALLS!!

MEGA CONGRATULATIONS @Minster2012!!!!!!!! So happy for you, and on your first ov too! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

@Minster2012 well popped back in to check on you like I said I would and OH MY GOD!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 I'm floored! Huge congratulations! First time ovulating and you get pregnant you fertile bitch 😂 so so happy for you. Definitely finally to thank covid for. Can't believe how everything lined up for you to get this little miracle. Hope you are feeling ok and the nerves aren't taking over to much. So much love and luck to you xxx

@blodyn91 aw huge congratulations on the birthday of your little baby glad you are feeling positive about it all. Take care and hope you are resting and recovering as much as po.

@Busybee143 congratulations to you too!

Lovely to see all the old names pop up to celebrate 😃

Lol *birth not birthday, autocorrect

We have a nephew! Born last night, 5 hours labour, all good

Are you all still asleep? I feel so bloated but still ate double my body weight for breakfast....🤦🏼‍♀️ all carbs too

@katao birthday acctually makes sense 🤭😆
Thanks all.