All aboard Minster's Ovulation Tea Party Bus - TTC away from cat poo Bus 38

[Minster2012]

I hereby invite you all to Minster’s First ever Eggy Tea Party...🥖🍍🍔🍦🍰🍫🧁held to celebrate the even slightest whiff of an Easter Ovulatory event...

Don’t fear Boris, it will be outside, socially distanced at various points of the UK & Ireland (other parts of the globe may attend), whatever the 🌞❄️⛄️we are up for it & often the sperm & 🥚stay apart at our gatherings too, even though we don’t want them too 🤣.

It’s a bring your own event, private chefs & hello fresh/gousto boxes may attend, pics of your offerings encouraged...🥦🌽🌮🥘🍝🍻🍹🍸🧉🍾☕️🍵🧃🥤🧋

Get your glad rags on ladies Cos we are having a party 💃🏼👯‍♀️👫& we can go OUT now! (Well we are done with stopping in aren’t we?)

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens too explain my weird story & minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

What will April bring? 🐣

@Vil10 aww I’m good thank you hun had an early scan and found out I’m abit further along than I originally thought. Wow pt session I literally have barely done any exercise I’m just so sleepy all the time. Feel like I should make a conscious effort to do a bit more exercise other than walking the dogs.

@Minster2012 aww I’m good thanks hun just over 10 weeks and got my booking appointment tomorrow. Had an early scan which made me further than I thought. Haha haven’t even thought about the nursery yet. How are you doing??

@Minster2012 all good here :) just fed up and bored now with lockdoqb etc. Apparently some announcements on Thursday so keeping everything crossed they open up some stuff just to get out for a dander or something. It's like same shit, different day right now 🤷‍♀️
Consultant on Thursday for 35 week appointment and I'm so bored that I'm looking forward to it 🤣🤣🤣 xx hope ur well 😘xx

@Catherinettc this should keep you busy www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4217965-Is-the-estate-agent-screwing-my-mother

@Franklydear ooh looks good I'm away to nosey! Thanks 🤣🤣 xx

@Franklydear not going to lie I literally thought the estate agent was screwing the mother ( I've been on this bus too long with u dirty minded ladies) 🤣🤣 xx

Sounds like a good dr's appt @Haiyaa. No idea on what they'll look for sorry but nice to hear they're taking you seriously.

Good on Michelle @Minster2012 - shame she couldn't tell you that before but useful info now! Unsurprisingly I didn't do cleaning or masking up ready for painting today!

Well done for getting back to the PT @Vil10 - the first couple of sessions are always the worst!

Haven't seen it @Catherinettc but now I want to go and look for it!

Hi and welcome @EllieAdam

@larrythelizard pink boutique have it up on their page lol I have no idea how to get it on here. I didn't even recognise her at 1st it was spotting her friend that made me go back and watch it. I nearly spat my tea out when I seen her 🤣🤣 xx was made for a tiktok video as her friend is trying to become a YouTube etc (I know 🤦‍♀️🤣) but the girls are getting nasty dms it's a shame xx

@Franklydear I am disappointed with that thread! Yes he's screwing her mother. But I agree with the comment further down. I only went on to see if they were having an affair. 🤣
@Catherinettc i literally. Have no idea what video you are talking about. I do live under a rock. But I hope she'll be OK with all the comments!
@Minster2012 erm, tmi, big lumps of stuff? My brains? Just don't normally notice anything! And my name has nothing to do with painting. 😄 I never minded it though, until we moved here. Now I despise it.

Had my first hello fresh meal tonight! BBQ chicken and blackbean something or other. Was better than I thought. DH actually was impressed.

Why would they be nasty about that @Catherinettc it's funny!

@larrythelizard comments about them stealing from businesses that have just opened and not paying for drinks, buying soft drinks. All drinks on the table have alcohol in them and are paid for. These are just Karen's tbf. Its the comments insulting their appearance that get me. My daughter is beautiful if I do say so myself (she's the one in pink with blonde hair) there's no need its just rude. She's paid 9k in uni fees and still hasn't set foot in the building and can't get a job as everywhere is closed and has been since she moved there. No harm in 50 ml of vodka ffs 🤦‍♀️🤣

@paintfairy the girls emptied and cleaned hand sanitiser bottles and filled them with vodka then added them to their drinks at a beer garden yesterday. The video went viral and the trolls are having a field day 🤦‍♀️ xx

@Catherinettc that's a shame they are getting nasty comments. I have been seeing that video all day and thought it was really funny! I feel like you are a celebrity

@minthumbugs where? On fb? I can't find it.
@Catherinettc ah I see! Ooops! Well you'll always get the fun police pointing out issues with it. 🙄 honestly.

@minthumbugs I've been telling her all day she's famous she's absolutely mortified about it 🤣🤣 she didn't even know until I called her to tell her. Some creeps though messaging them mentioning where they used to go to school etc so she was panicking a bit. Will be old news 2morro 🤷‍♀️ xx

@paintfairy yeah all over fb. Look up pink boutique fb page. They shared it xx

@Catherinettc it's really funny🤣🤣 some people have nothing better to do. Can't understand how people are still so grumpy after everything we've all been through this last year🙄🤷🏼‍♀️xx

@lucyrp u can't please everyone 🤷‍♀️ xx

Hey ladies can I please join? I was on in Dec/jan I think before I fell pg but had a mc. I think I recognise quite a few names from various threads. 1dpo for me! Baby dust to all 🤞🏻✨

@Catherinettc 🤣 found it. Well, if they were doing this in every pub then no it's not ideal. But being it was filmed and done the way it was- its just a joke?
I know people my age and older that still do this in pubs now! I always worry they'll get caught. 🤣

@paintfairy was honestly just filmed for tiktok as a laugh. One of the girls wants some kind of Internet fame and following so she's always vlogging etc. The wee bottles of sanitiser don't hold enough anyway to do any real damage 🤣🤣 back in the day we would've taken the whole.vodka bottle with us 🤣🤣 xx

@paintfairy @Catherinettc there was a time when I used to take a bottle of rum to a wedding with me 😂

@justwant2beamum sorry to hear about your MC.

DH thinks I've finally cracked, the acupuncturist I saw said I have to keep my feet warm because the DNA passes from mum to baby in your feet and mine keep getting freezing today which makes me paranoid and jump up and down on the spot quite a lot!!

@crazydoglady123 happy birthday lovely! I hope you have some plans for tonight! 🥰 xx

@Minster2012 how are you doing?? I see you have been really busy today! All that painting and running round being all productive!! I honestly have no idea how you manage to do so much in one day 😉 xx

I've been really busy at work the past few days so literally sitting in the bath now trying to catch up and not drop my phone in the water 🤣 but it's been a day of drama at work and I'm ready for bed!
HOWEVER......tannoy announcement.
I've ovulated/ovulating!!! Wahoooo totally unexpected and tbh I haven't really been tracking anything other than cm so this will be fun! But yeah, a ton of stretchy ewcm yesterday at work! Twice I had to change my underwear (after buying more lol) it literally stretched like 6cm or so... so wasn't expecting it!! So yeah managed to dtd last night and then today the cm seems to have dried up... like just little white spots of cm if I touch inside. And boy oh boy my nipples are hurting!! Like even through a bra they hurt! And last night I had badddd cramping on my left side... so painful I thought there's no way we could dtd...but I soldiered on and got the job done! Plus I did an opk last night and that's defo peak! So...even though cm has dried up is it a waste of time dtd tonight??
And we literally dtd only last night so nothing in days upto that.. :(

@justwant2beamum ohh we could be the same tww! Sorry to hear about your mc! Xx

@Catherinettc yeah that's what I assumed. You can kind of see that?

@larrythelizard yeah I've known people do that. I've been on nights out where they've been to the shop too and bought some, before going in the next pub. And I'm talking people older than me (I'm 38).

@paintfairy I've been seeing it all over! Tiktok, facebook, twitter!

@Catherinettc haha that's her had her fifteen minutes! It will all blow over soon enough. X

@Hopeful110 hooray for ovulating! Go for it tonight, doesn't hurt to try.

@Catherinettc they are so cute, I showed the video to dh and he said if they were 4 blokes everybody would be saying is funny....
Sorry to see why you are back. @justwant2beamum
Is it too early to symptom spot for someone not tracking/ not hopeful? just having a few unusual symptoms....

@Minster2012 I am tired with just hearing everything you’ve done today...

@Franklydear true the men get it easy 🤣🤣

Ooh symptoms? We need more information xx