Bus🚌24 Dec TTC Itchy nips poking thru homemade wreaths, Peeing on 🎄crafting sticks, Touch me up 🎅🏻baby with your festive 🍆cos all we want for 🎄is a BFP!!

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

We talk sex, tv, work, more sex, food, slimming, RHR, charts, spicing things up or down, crafting (a more recent addition for 🎄🎅🏻) and help each other out in any way possible. Oh and yeah Trying to make babies gets mentioned a bit too but more often than not our bodies just do what they want!

When I say a few of us have been around the TTC block I don’t mean 🍆I mean as a MN group, not just a bus, a mini sanctuary since March for some of through the highs and lows of making babies through 2020 ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ Now mandatory picture of your 🎄tree when up or Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her??? Though @lucyrp recently spewed sambucca over her fingers so maybe that’s debatable

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

2 BFPs in Dec already and it’s the 1st 🥳

How many more 🤔

@minster2012 gorgeous wreath, my best friend is making them this year too, it feels everyone is very crafty except me 🤣
Ha yes our pupper is not a fan of the rain in the slightest but we are gradually getting him used to it! He tends to just stand by our driveway, blinking at us, until we give him a treat.

Hey ladies how are we all doing?

@Minster2012 saw this and instantly thought of you lol

Was thinking of you yesterday @Missgoldilocks and wondered how you were doing! All good I hope? I'm fine, the usual cycle of despair 🤪 although a tad calmer these days. And lol to that wreath, defo @Minster2012 vibes for me too! Yours is really good! Everyone's so crafty here, stop or you might inspire me 😂
Love the rabbit gift btw! I remember getting my first one many moons ago and bloody loved it!

@blodyn91 thank you! I prefer weights to cardio but I don't do running when I do cardio 😂I like to do high incline walks. I have been outside for a short walk this morning but was not wearing the correct gear and got soaked 😂

@Kirky658 tbh that's how I feel in the rain...but no one gives me a treat 😫

@Missgoldilocks that's lovely!! How you feeling?! How was it cancelling your lapawhatever?? Are you still peeing on sticks or trying to act cool??

@notyetamumbuttrying come on join the wreath crew, I literally "just stick stuff in!" Then it will all fall apart as our front door is actually in a wind tunnel I think so likely have the get the fake one out (cos by that stage I won't be arsed) by the big day!

I've just got a thing through the door from our local butchers about Xmas meats & im actually salivating. Might be tempted to have rib of beef if my dad can help me cook it so it doesn't overcook! Or a cockerel which is what we used to have mmmmmmmmm

@Minster2012 love the wreath!

So I've just been for blood tests before I have my MRI spine lumbar and sacral next Wednesday, but I didn't know it was blood tests today, they didn't say they just made an appointment for me, I HATE blood tests, I've passed out so many times before, anyway went in today and as soon as she put the needle in (I have really deep veins so they always struggle so that makes it worse) I went clammy and pale and faint, it was horrible!! Sooo I've given myself the afternoon off paperwork, just had a chocolate croissant and binge watching friends with an extra sugary tea!

@MayDay27 seed cycling is this....
1tbsp a day each of flaxseed & pumpkin seeds from CD1 to ovulation, then from ovulation to AF you switch to 1tbsp each of sunflower seeds & sesame seeds.
It's supposed to help with hormones.
& these are the DHA tablets I'm on .....

@Minster2012 haha I'm doing okay, I I did 3 tests in the beginning I wanted to do a how many weeks one but if the weeks didn't sound right I know I'd get anxiety blah blah so I've just left it. Haha, going for a private scan on the 23rd to check it's all good! How are you doing? What's been going on?

@notyetamumbuttrying hey lovely 🥰 what's going on now with your process? I'm good thank you xx

@MayDay27 there's DHA in omega 3 pills too so I take 440mg of DHA a day through my omega 3 pills :) it's recommended for men too to improve their spam quality.

@NotMeekNotObedient my fiancé is like that! We'll get in bed and he'll say he's too tired for anything, so I stay awake on my phone for a bit, then he'll be asleep for a bit before rolling over and being the horniest human on earth haha! I've actually taken to not even mentioning or trying anything if I know he's tired from work, I just stay awake for a bit because I know I'll get what I want 😈😂. Some mornings he remembers, others he's not 100% sure if he dreamt it and has to ask me 😂

Ladies hellooooo!!!!!!
I missed a whole bus 🤦🏼‍♀️ but have been FRANTIC finishing the reno house so it could go on the market with plenty of time before Xmas! I managed to do it! 🎉🎉 all finished, and between you and me, it looks fucking excellent. Now to sell the bastard and make the last 5 horrible months somewhat worthwhile. I SO wish I could post photos, but I've put them on my Facebook now and I'm petrified someone will match pics and I'll be outed 🙈

I've had a skim read through this bus (bahahaha @Minster2012 for Title-gate 😂🤣🤣

@Franklydear I'm not up to speed, but I fear from snippets I've read that your situation is not the dream ending. Sending so much goddamn love and hugs xxxx 💗💗💗

Brill thanks for your recommendations, I'll look into them! I'm taking pregnacare vitamins currently, I'm not sure if you can overdo it on vitamins? I've read on this thread that pomegranate and grapefruit juice is the way to go!

@Minster2012 I'm visiting a garden centre this weekend so who knows what I might come back with! 😂
Mmm yummy! Love all the meats!
@Missgoldilocks glad you're good hun! Good luck for the 23rd, not too long to wait. So just waiting on a letter to go in and get my AMH blood test done and for Dh to get his repeat SA and to sign the funding forms! She was pretty sure we could do all 3 at the same time plus get SA results bk same day so I'm buzzing to go in now! She said this month too so just waiting as ever!
Hey @Skip86 great news on the Reno, well done!! Hope it sells quickly too, our flats still on the market, going nowhere fast 😂

@Vil10 oh no you couldn't live my life then, shall we swap veins? Good for you taking the afternoon off, and no going to the gym for hours!!

@Missgoldilocks that's good, I'm so pleased you are remaining (as) chilled as can be! I'm ok, you know me, in hospital, out. Trying to conceive the messiah 😂getting reported for naughty bus titles 😏

@Juno231 they improve OH's spam quality?? We may have found out why you aren't pregnant love if he's sending out spam into your pussy!

@LB20xx 🤣😂

We thought we'd lost you @Skip86 yay for finishing Reno house boom! Get it sold love!

@MayDay27 all the ass fruit juice!

So I've just been sent this picture by MIL that my nephew (4) drew of his family & then me, my DS & DH. In third from left. I sent a reply saying "willies??...why are we all drawn in penis form?....hold on, why am I the biggest knob??" I mean he's not seen me in a while but I'm a foot shorter than DH

@Minster2012 is the queen of misspellings calling me out? 😂 No but seriously, you don't put canned meat up your foof ? You're missing out!

So AF due in one day. Either I've not conceived or I've had a v late implantation. I've got a potential shadow line (or a potential objectivity lapse). Sick of the mental effects of this month now to be honest...

adds spam to shopping list, apparently it's the fave food of the messiah @Juno231 noted

@Joanna1009 it looks like there could be a shadow. I have some slight objectivity though we all want a line for you! You may have to get a pink dye test for a couple of days

@Minster2012 no never managed morning sex had a 3 year old in beside us 😢

We have done Saturday, Sunday Tuesday and Wednesday night and I'm hoping for tonight as I really think today could be ovulation day as I'm getting cramps, but I don't know if hubby will manage tonight.

What's everybody plans this weekend?
We have a child free night Saturday so wish we could go out somewhere xx

@LB20xx Another one getting sleep sex on the bus 🤣. Anything to ensure jizz on the right days!

@NotMeekNotObedient it's the future, I'm like yeah goodnight babe, see you in half an hour 😈😂

@Minster2012 I definitely couldn't, I used to have loads of blood tests when I was younger because I had low blood platelets so I think I've been like scared from them and now I despise them!! Absolutely not, missed the gym today! Also why are children so bloody funny, I can't count the amount of times I've seen a picture that's been drawn by a child and it's looked like a Willy😂😂

@Joanna1009 I can see something! I'd maybe try with a frer then you know for sure!

@DJmum83 my OH is working Saturday and Sunday morning so I'll go and get the food shop done Saturday then I might go and get my wrapping paper and start wrapping up the Christmas presents, then definitely a chilled one Saturday night, might even do a cheeseboard!! Gutting that you can't go out anywhere isn't it, why don't you do a nice meal and get pissed 🥂🍆

@Skip86 sadly, is bad news...
@Minster2012 this morning, the post didn't show me the pic and I thought you were talking about a rabbit, you know, the animal kind...
@Juno231 nothing can make me eat spam, just the look of it...
I am ok, DH birthday this weekend so celebrating at home

Someone sent this on a group WhatsApp thought of your girls straight away. Lovely way to liven up the Christmas tree

www.pornaments.com/

@Runnergirl1 very much to this group's tastes! Thanks for sharing 👍🏾

@Vil10 I swear willies are the first things children learn to draw 😂mine will!

@Franklydear it was a bunny!! Dunno what you are on about

@Franklydear I've just put the tree up & lights. All I need are loads of pornaments - is it your scan tomorrow?