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Spunk me up! - Bus 18

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Juno231 · 05/10/2020 14:43

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs

Testing dates:
@2020mission - October 6th
@notyetamumbuttrying - October 6th
@Katao - October 9th
@minster2012 - October 12th
@nestinginNL - October 14th
@Vil10 - October 16th
@Franklydear - October 25th
@Juno231 - October 26th
@clairey844 - October 30th

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Minster2012 · 08/10/2020 22:07

@LaceyMermaid that's EXACTLY what DH said! Would I throw my keys into the bowl? 😳

Wow @Mosherchick, that sounds really tough, sending big hugs your way. There have been plenty of chemicals & miscarriages/miscarriages for a few of us on here so we cling to each other for support like a penguin huddle 🐧

@Franklydear im sure your DS saves you specifically the party rings. Don't let it be said any other way 🥰

@Pebbleinthesand welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Three times a welcome, @Juno231 will have your test date covered x

So DH got called to sort a work issue out 25 mins after he got in this evening at 6.25pm, he's not back yet 😕

Minster2012 · 08/10/2020 22:10

Oh no @Katao that's shitty. No need to sulk in silence, whinge /rant with us & eat party rings. It's shitty shitbags. I will test again on Saturday now. I think. Need to wee quickly tomorrow. All eyes on @NestinginNL 😘👀

Franklydear · 08/10/2020 22:12

We need to make party rings our official sponsored biscuit, hope dh returns soon @Minster2012

Amy00 · 08/10/2020 22:14

@Sausage1990 hope you're doing ok 💗

LaceyMermaid · 08/10/2020 22:17

@Minster2012 not sure that’s advisable with your slippery vagina!! Maybe tennis club is just a cover up for a sexual den/ swingers gang and none of us actually realise 😳

Katao · 08/10/2020 22:18

@Minster2012 it was more of 'fuck even thinking about ttc' kinda day. Quick wee in the morning! Good luck for Saturday. Any twinges since?
Welcome new gilrs 👋

Mosherchick · 08/10/2020 22:33

Thanks all, you seem like a lovely bunch.

@katao I'm sorry. Do you have a go-to pick me up when AF comes?

BellsB1 · 08/10/2020 22:38

@Vil10 definitely a sneaky spoon when it lightens up, it should tomorrow (I hope!)🍆

@Minster2012, I need some of those party rings.. and then to get up and do my yoga in the morning. Remember, if you wee quickly there's no time to grab a stick. Or just bring one in from the garden and wee on that to distract yourself.

@Katao, sorry AF has reared her ugly head, the bitch!

Welcome @mosherchick and @pebblesinthesand

At least when I'm on AF I don't feel bad about a red wine or two. I need it after this week 🤪

Minster2012 · 08/10/2020 22:38

@LaceyMermaid my MIL has prob heard of my slippery vagina & signed me up 🤣, yes DH can go to a "gentleman's club" and I can go to tennis!

@Katao I just ate a party ring in your AF honour, as @Mosherchick says, are you on the wine/choc/bath in your fuck it mood I think I'll struggle to not have a g&t on Saturday night if I get another BFN especially as DH out all day so I'm on solo dogs/child duty too 😫😖

@Sausage1990 yes definitely sending hugs your way 🥰hope you are ok xx

Katao · 08/10/2020 22:45

Thanks @Mosherchick currently tucking into a bag of malteasers with a cuppa and my hot water bottle 😁
@BellsB1 thanks 😘
@Minster2012 I must confess I am not a fan of the party ring 😬 had my glass of wine last night after the bfn, eating my way through the cupboards today 😂

Clairey844 · 08/10/2020 22:46

So so sorry @Minster2012, really hoping that it's just too early and there is a bean getting snuggly in there.
Don't know what else to say apart from I think we all feel the pain and no matter what people say it's fucking shit wank cock wombling asshole to see a BFN.
Sending love.

@Katao sorry about the BFN and the bitch appearing. Sending hugs.

@Vil10 sorry oh was being a knob-I swear men get PMS just in time for our ovulation 😂 but glad you managed to get some 🍆 in the end and hopefully it was bang on ov day.

@Juno231 I totally feel your SlimmingWorld pain, I pretty much weigh the same as I did when I joined (again) a year ago-the only pounds I lose are the £5 I pay her each week 😂😂

I can't keep up with this spunk filled bus, every time I come on there's like 400 new messages 😂

Minster2012 · 08/10/2020 22:48

@BellsB1 I could take a piece of kindling upstairs & wee on that?? I can do the weeing quickly, then I forget about it for 2 hours & get weeing regret on my next wee 🤪

@Katao what's not to like about a party ring??!! But I will let you off with wine & cupboard contents!

Mosherchick · 08/10/2020 22:52

Nicely put, @Clairey844! 😂

I think I'm a fair bit behind you all, cycle-wise. My Flo app says AF is due in 6 days, but I have to add 4 days to that number, as we didn't DTD until after the predicted date, and we certainly didn't expect me to ovulate again this cycle. So I'm not even late for another 11 days!

Clairey844 · 08/10/2020 23:01

@Mosherchick 😂😂 thanks

There's loads of us a fair way from testing; I'm cd 9 so not even counting dpo or symptom spotting yet 😂

notyetamumbuttrying · 08/10/2020 23:05

@Vil10 oh wow, he sounds bloody perfect! I'm sure it's just a matter of time for you two then.
Yeah it's much better! He took wellman tablets last year but only half arsed and he actually smoked less last year too. He only got bk into the habit during lockdown. But it's good he's kicked it for good now and isn't drinking all day on a Saturday down the pub either!
I mean it could change, but he's got so much to sort, count, speed and shape so it's a lot! Ooh your weekend sounds lush! We're visiting my nephews this weekend and Dh hasn't met the new born yet so he's excited! Luckily we're a close family so they know about our struggles!

Sausage1990 · 08/10/2020 23:19

Thanks for thinking of me @Amy00 & @minster2012 💕

I'm doing okay, I went into hospital on Tuesday for my medical management & ended up needing to stay overnight as things were taking their time. I managed to pass nearly everything, except for a small amount of placenta which was being a bit stubborn but the Dr agreed that I could go home & give nature some time to let it all come away rather than having surgery. They did want me to have a speculum inserted so they could have a look inside my cervix and see if they could remove the last bit of plecenta manually, but not under anaesthetic, just some morphine and I basically freaked out as soon as the Dr left the room and cried for like 20mins and then said i can't do it I'm too scared. Thankfully I was able to have a scan to see how much was left and as it wasn't much they agreed expectant management would be OK.

So after a very long & quite traumatic 36 hours I was able to go home. I have pretty much slept on an off since I got home at 6pm yesterday & am feeling okay. Very drained still and needing some TLC (I think is due to blood loss tbh) but overall okay. DH had been incredible throughout - literally stayed up all night at home, keeping in touch with me because I was awake all night & he didn't want me to be alone. He's also managed to get the full week off to make sure I'm OK which is such a relief.

I don't say traumatic to scare anyone, I don't mean it like it was a complete horrific experience. In all honesty it was exactly what I was told it would be like - I just didn't have any reference for what the pain would be like having never done it before so I couldn't fully appreciate it, and the length of time and amount of blood loss that's deemed normal, and lack of sleep. And then having checks and scan and stuff to see if it's all passed and Dr discussions & options to consider and make decisions in quite short time with noone to discuss it with because I was alone (stupid covid). And on top of all of that it's emotional and sad and frustrating... I cried alot. So that's what I mean with regards to trauma, just the whole experience was alot and I don't think you can every truly be prepared for that. The hospital staff were really great tho, coming in an checking in you regularly, offering pain relief & calming me down and chatting to me at 3am when I was feeling really upset & lonely. They made an incredibly difficult situation easier with their kindness & care.

However despite all of that, I now feel a sense of peace, I am now able to start moving forward in healing and put baby & this pregnancy to rest.

Sorry for this long and detailed post. I haven't caught up properly for a few days, just scanned because there's loads lol so I'll try to catch up properly and reply in due course. Hope you're all doing OK. Sorry for the BFN & af arrivals, and congratulations for the BFPs 💕 keeping my fingers crossed for those testing soon xxx

Franklydear · 09/10/2020 06:16

@Sausage1990 hugs and let dh look after you for a while, and thank you for your explanation, this things would be a lot less scary if we could talk about them

Newbie0818 · 09/10/2020 06:43

@Sausage1990 thanks for being so open about it. Big hugs and sending lots of love your way xx

Minster2012 · 09/10/2020 07:42

@Sausage1990 thinking of you and sending you big hugs and so pleased DH has been great & you have got some peace now😘it's really not a nice process and different for every woman so hard to prep for but you just relax & let DH look after you

@Clairey844 thank you lovely and a total way with words!

I think I've kind of come to know it's BFN anyway and that's it as all nipple hardness /tenderness has gone and so I just have the weird stitch like pains occasionally all on my right side. Just feel meh. Going into work today to keep my mind off it, really wish I could have a bucket of wine tonight to feel better 😩, DH got back at 10.55pm last night poor thing so he's off to the pub after work tonight to meet his mate so I'm on lonesome for most of the night then tomorrow just me DS & dogs. Blurgh.

NestinginNL · 09/10/2020 07:54

Morning 👋🏻 hopefully this is a good time for some good news that my nausea wasn’t for no good reason. Tested this morning at 10dpo and got a faint but definitely there BFN. Not even a squinter. My mum could even see if over a shitty FaceTime connection 🤣 (and has been sworn to secrecy).

I’ll keep testing to check the levels go in the right direction and hope it keeps sticking 😁 trying very hard to contain my excitement.

NestinginNL · 09/10/2020 07:54

Hahah BFP! Apparently I don’t even know how to type it yet.

NestinginNL · 09/10/2020 07:55

If this is going to be my brain for the next 9 months I’m very worried 🤣🤣🤣

notyetamumbuttrying · 09/10/2020 07:56

@Sausage1990 so sorry to hear of your experience but glad you got great care from the nhs and DH. I'm glad you're doing ok 🙂

@Minster2012 we'll keep you company tonight lovely. No plans over here x

notyetamumbuttrying · 09/10/2020 07:57

@NestinginNL tentative congrats then 🥳

Franklydear · 09/10/2020 07:59

@NestinginNL tentative congrats, and relief, you had me confused on your first post... hope it sticks

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