July Bus Bitches talking dogging and pigeon shit (Bus 10)

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Lovely ladies it is officially July and we need to see some double pink lines on the thread 🙏

Testing dates ❤️

@lucie91 - July 2nd
@katao - July 2nd
@Amy00 - July 3rd
@minster2012 - July 3rd
@dipsy77 -July 3rd
@notyetamumbuttrying - July 3rd
@sausage1990 - July 4th
@vil10 - July 4th
@newbie0818 - July 4th
@ltay2 - July 5th
@lucyrp - July 5th
@ltay2 - July 5th
@cocoblue22 - July 6th
@franklydear - July 6th
@2alreadywantanother - July 6th
@justmouse - July 7th
@blodyn91 - July 7th
@watermelonwizard - July 7th
@juno231 - July 8th
@jazper - July 8th
@suemay803 - July 8th
@littleRa - July 10th
@ttcmummy2021 -July 10th
@clairey844 - July 10th
@jadeb1995 - July 11th
@smileyT - July 12th
@sarahttc2020 - July 12th
@2020mission - July 15th
@clolo - July 15th
@DB20 - July 17th
@chloedancer897 - July 17th
@catharinettc - July 19th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@sarahttc2020 - July 21st
@hannah88j - July 22nd
@busybee143 - July 23rd
@lv1987 - July 24th
@boc86 - July 27th

I've tried to keep up with changes in testing dates but feel free to shout at me if they are wrong 🙈 July we will hit 25% so who will be the lucky 10 ☺️

@Katao I guess it could be the cervix checking, as it's not very informative and could be doing more harm than good I think I will leave checking cervix next time and stick to just checking CM and not poking around 😂 I tested 10DPO and BFN.

@Juno231 I'm bored of waiting too! X

I've eaten more Oreo chocolate tonight I just can't get enough of it! @SmileyT I've been ravenous this week I can't stop eating! X

@Mococo1 pregnacare is 714% for b6 being 10mg sounds plenty! X

@lucyrp It's my DHs job to load and unload the dishwasher too haha! Awww lucy so cute getting a kitten just make sure if you do get PG that you stay away from litter tray duty as it can be harmful there's a parasite in cat poo that can damage a fetus! I was paranoid about stuff like this last time! Also soil is bad you must wash all the soil of veg and mushrooms just FYI too! She's a cute one your kitten niece x

@Purplefairy25 cycle day 105?!? 😱 x

@Minster2012 'penis shaped probe stick' made me laugh 🤣 had a few of those myself and yes that's exactly what they are they should rename them penis probes 🤣 x

In regards to the cat poos they are only a potential problem if your cat goes outside and catches mice/birds/other live prey as the parasite comes from the prey. I was so worried about this last TWW as I'm the only one that cleans the litter tray so I researched it and was surprised!

@Boc86 you def won't be the last to test...I don't think I'm gonna test then I'll be having IVF (but still entertaining these ladies here) so I will be testing WELL into August maybe SEP 😂I'll be the bus driver then & I'll warn you, I ain't no Queen 🐝organiser like our lovely @smileyT (for those newbies she's queen 🐝Cos she's a double for Beyoncé)

Am I the only one NOT getting Carole baskin??? WTF?? Pws, I can cope with 🤷‍♀️I've had wine but not that much

@Purplefairy25 WELCOME to the madhouse and immediately takes @Lucyrp's 👑for longest cycle 🙈we have a new winner!! What??? What's that all about?!! Seriously though of course you wanna POAS 😂

@vil10 yes, see like what, one week of the month we get to enjoy it?!! Pah

@mumof23188 it doesn't really matter, doctors will likely tell you every other day, our IVF clinic told us not to DTD or for DH to wank for 3 days before his specimen was due for "maximum" motorbility 😳but it's about catching the egg isn't it which you never really know when it's out so I thought in FW beginning every other day then ramp it up when you think OV is

@Ltay2 is it only on your finger or in your knickers too? I wouldn't be worried as such if it's unusual it could be good 🤞🏻

@purplefairy25 you deserve to be pregnant after a 105day cycle girl, best of luck to you!

We've just done the trick of FW sofa sex which was natural despite us sticking to the calendar invite 🤣 TMI but DH took it upon himself to do a few extra pumps as I was 'paranoid there should be no spill from me being on top on the sofa😂' think it's done the trick and those swimmers are well up there 😂😂

@cocoblue22 yeah think I'm covered on that I better have high progesterone now!

@minister2012 me and my friends call it 'Wanda the dildo cam' 😂 honestly I didn't even want to go get checked out after this cycle but the doc insisted- purely because I hate Wanda 😭

@purplefairy25 you deserve to be pregnant after a 105day cycle girl, best of luck to you!

We've just done the trick of FW sofa sex which was natural despite us sticking to the calendar invite 🤣 TMI but DH took it upon himself to do a few extra pumps as I was 'paranoid there should be no spill from me being on top on the sofa😂' think it's done the trick and those swimmers are well up there 😂😂

@cocoblue22 yeah think I'm covered on that I better have high progesterone now!

@minister2012 me and my friends call it 'Wanda the dildo cam' 😂 honestly I didn't even want to go get checked out after this cycle but the doc insisted- purely because I hate Wanda 😭

@Vil10 so cute aren't they 🙈 @Ltay2 they do look like teddies !😻
@Minster2012 I've got her for another night!😁

@DKDK123 omg that sounds perfect! I bet you're right too of course that would happen because of the inconvenience😂 actually OH wouldn't mind doing the litter tray he loves cats too! I'm on the lookout for kitty's as we speak 😻

@Cocoblue22 I do everything else but that's the one thing I ask him to do because I'm literally shit at finding the right place for everything to go😂 my kitten niece is adorable 🥰 omg also the mint Oreo dairy milk I ate a whole bar of it today one of the big ones and it was like 600 calories and I don't even care 😭

Yay @lucyrp and jel of the maccers! Had my last one the day before it shut 😂 might have one Sunday as fully expecting to be hungover!

Grr men make me angry @Vil10, they get it so bloody easy!

Lucky! @mumof23188 everyday is good if your hubby doesn't have any semen issues. Mine just isn't up for it that often (no pun intended lol) I would for the baby making, but not exactly a turn on eh 😂

Ahh broody body @Mococo1 I like that. That's what I've got too!
Omg mine does the extra pumps too, really tries to get them up there 🤣

@Minster2012 Little bit on knickers too, just little spots at the moment nothing major but defo feels normal like AF is on the way!

@Minster2012 @Purplefairy25 omg CD105 that makes me want to die 😭😭😭 I'm only CD54 and I'm thinking something must happen any day but clearly that may not be the case! I swear I ovulated when I thought I did though as haven't had any signs of it since !

Welcome @Purplefairy25 fingers crossed for a lucky first month with #4 🥰

Is it bad that cats kinda freak me out @lucyrp 😬 but I've been trying to convince OH to get a pup, I've never had an animal but he thinks we're not home enough 😒

@Mococo1 yes to sofa sex, the real question is do you have pouffe? That's where the magic really happens 😂

@Vil10 do you know what the sensitivity is on the easy at home ones? Is that a good way to try and push testing to Saturday x

@Minster2012 it's got to be said it makes sense that it would be a penis shape as that is the best size for easy access, lay back, Chuck a bit of lube on and enjoy the ride my friend 😉 x

@Katao ahh, do you feel like AF is on its way or just going to wait a few days?

@Cocoblue22 ahh just had to go and get a piece from the fridge, OH actually came back with a 3rd variation of the Oreo bar today 😳

@Mococo1 excellent you can now mark your task on the calendar ✅ inc extra pumps

Nobody likes Wanda the dildo cam...out of interest then, how many here has Wanda had a look in❓I heard she gets about a bit 🤔

In other news I just saw a 🐀run down the side of my garden. 🤮🤢that's what you get in the f ing countryside ladies.

@SmileyT I used to hate cats honestly despised them but now I love them 😂😭 OH really wants a dog but we're not at home enough but a cat would be puurfect😂😂see what I did there

@notyetamumbuttrying - thanks! I try to keep up but this morning when I commented it was on page 5 and now page 14 🤷‍♀️

@lucyrp - and you have no BFPs at all? You are a conundrum 🤣

Thanks @SmileyT ..... I see it now but somehow missed it earlier!

@Minster2012 - yes I'm back!! And yes, birthday on Wednesday and then testing Friday/Saturday 😬 fingers crossed AF doesn't arrive and you get your BFP!!!

Totally strange @Vil10! My problem is the constant change and screen time. 10hrs/day doing online lessons then some in person, some not. It's just bonkers and a total head fuck! Ah, I'd totally forgotten about Zika. You know it's dangerous going if you are TTC? I've heard you shouldn't try to get pregnant for 2yrs after visiting 😱

@Katao - I think I see something but dunno! Give a few days!

@DAC21 - great to hear everything is going so well for you and wifey! Have you had any appointments or scans yet? I'm hoping the aspirin works as we are on cycle 27 so it's about time we got our baby!

Wifey has had some low uterine cramping and she's 7DPO so we are hoping it's implantation given the timing! 🤞 she's getting the metallic taste, heavy boobs and very tired too!!!

@lucyrp mint Oreo dairy milk?!? I need this in my life!! X

@SmileyT what's the third version?x

@Minster2012 sounds like you need a cat! X

@Mococo1 @Katao @Minster2012 thank you 😊
I've had bloods done to see if there was anything jumping out to explain it but they came back normal.

@Cocoblue22 you do its amazing! £1 for a 120g bar I was buzzing! Scoffed it whilst working today😂x

@TTCmummy2021 absolutely nothing 😂 hope you and wifey are good

@smileyt we do have a pouffe😂 we attempted to use it as supplementary balance tool this session and it failed miserably😂 wish I was like you and had a pizza to munch on after lol- I've had a little funsize bag of malteasers that DH ate half of now I'm considering some crisps lol

@Ltay2 kind of hoping it just goes away all together and then you get a positive test! Would be nice thinking you're out and then realising your not!

@lucyrp have you taken anymore opks? Are you still temping? X

@smileyt we do have a pouffe😂 we attempted to use it as supplementary balance tool this session and it failed miserably😂 wish I was like you and had a pizza to munch on after lol- I've had a little funsize bag of malteasers that DH ate half of now I'm considering some crisps lol

@Ltay2 kind of hoping it just goes away all together and then you get a positive test! Would be nice thinking you're out and then realising your not!

@lucyrp have you taken anymore opks? Are you still temping? X

@lucyrp I've eaten half of the 120g bar saving the rest for TMZ or I'd want another one haha not even sorry tho 🤣 x

Fingers crossed@TTCmummy2021

Only thing concerning me is cm, has been watery most of the month. The odd thick bit but nir much

@lucyrp - if it’s any consolation, I’ve had one period this year and only two last year so you are still doing better than me!! 🤣

@Mococo1 yeah they're still high no I stopped temping about a week or so ago I've just gone into a I can't be bothered stage 😭😂x

@Cocoblue22 I ate the whole thing ooops! Also said tonight is my last takeaway for a month but then BF said absolutely not we're getting an indian next weekend so we'll see how thag goes 😂

@TTCmummy2021 omg no way 😫