50 shades of TTC (June bus part 2)

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Let's all intro ourselves again...so people can use the top of the thread as a quick reference to where we are at and maybe find some cycle buddies - everyone welcome to join the madhouse of the June 2020 bus x

Laser surgery on their vag hair?! Did I read that right 😂 I thought nothing could shock me, but consider me shocked hahaha

@notyetamumbuttrying @SmileyT thanks for the recommendations! I’ve input all my data I have into Flo and it predicts my ovulation day as tomorrow? I’m currently CD23 and day 12 of flashing smileys with CB 😂 My cycles are cray cray 🤯

@Minster2012 are you using Flo? If so, what does yours say?

@smileyt thanks looking forward to trying them x

@SmileyT I really want lazer on my bikini! think long term it would save money.

@JosieF95 I'm in the same boat as you, getting married begining of June 2021 though, so on a tighter time scale 😳 what will be will be

How long are your cycles out of interest? Mine are 31 days and I feel it's so long!! I ovulate day 19

Saw this joke article and thought of this thread...

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/everything-on-telly-now-making-woman-horny-20200402195102

@rathernotshare since coming off the pill in January I’ve had a 40 day, 39 day and a 29 day 🤯 Currently on CD23 and haven’t ovulated yet this cycle (been tracking using CB since CD10 thanks to a super short cycle last month) but Flo predicts tomorrow for ovulation. I’ve had flashing smileys for 12 days so far. Last month CB picked up that I ovulated on CD20 but the cycle was only 29 days so that was odd.

@LittleRa omg I LOVE The Daily Mash! 😂 My OH doesn’t get the humour but I find it hilarious

Yeah same @SmileyT! Only good thing about a busy day lol!
Oh wow that is a lot of flashes @Bear127 they say to stop testing after 9 but guess you may as well carry on to see if the static comes.
Love the daily mash @LittleRa 😂

Hi girls.

Wowser I don't stand a chance of catching up properly today 😂 work has been manic and I've had the worst sore throat and headache since I woke up 😩

Sorry can't remember who was trying to put a list of where we're all at (great work btw), I'm 3/4 DPO so just starting off on the TWW. I think because we didn't DTD (are we still using this or just going straight in and saying bang?! 😂) as much as I'd planned, I don't feel as hopeful which hopefully might stop me from going psycho 🤪 probs not though.

So who will be first in the group testing? I'm so excited for some BFPs in hereeee 🥳

Has anyone been watching Life and Birth on BBC1? It's my fave programme! It's on tonight if anyone is interested, a bit of a One Born type of programme x

@bear127 oh god! I also came off first week of January but didn't get AF until April (my birthday to be precise!) I'm using clear blue too and always go straight from circle to static smiley. Are you using the pink or purple ones?

@KateColx I can't watch any of those kinds of programmes, they'll make me never want to have children 😂 I'm so queasy I faint at a blood test.... I'm going on blind and hoping I'm be okay 🤣😭

@rathernotshare The purple ones, it’s the Advanced Digital where it shows 4 or more fertile days. Are you on those or the pink ones?

@notyetamumbuttrying I’ve had super long cycles so I’m not giving up just yet 😂

@rathernotshare 😂😂😂 thats so funny! Stuff like that doesn't make me squeamish but if I see someone be sick then that's me gone, so I'll deal really well with a baby 🙃😐😂 I love watching all of the little stories on here, so cute 🥰

I've just had more brown when I've wiped ☹️ not like CM this time just liquid.. so confused.

Just reread my last comment... crikey I'm tired 🤦‍♀️😂

@bear127 ahhh right yeah I'm on pink, they're meant to show 2 days but I only ever get one! My lines seemed a lot darker this month than last month though and I could see on day 18 that day 19 was going to be the day!

@KateColx honestly I'm gonna be a nightmare, I'm good with pain but blood just makes me spew! And spit, snot, sick, the thought of nappies.... Other people's kids gross me out hahahaha my mum was the same but has promised me it's different with your own 🤣

Thank you, @notyetamumbuttrying! And welcome @BobbingAlong91! Best of luck to you ladies as well! 🤞🏻

@lucyrp could it be implantation bleeding?? Or is it too early?

@Vil10 far too early I'm only supposed to be 1 day past ovulation

@Bear127 fermometer, flo and iphone health app

@rathernotshare you won’t be grossed out when it’s your own kids fluids haha somehow your own baby’s vom and poo don’t seem as bad as other people’s kids! X

I binge watched all of OBEM episodes before giving birth....totally did not prepare me I think it looks easier on those programmes than it is! birth is not fun but you get a baby at the end of it so it’s worth it x

I'm hoping it's not AF back to my old date but 4 dats late 🧐

@bobbingalong91 @lucyrp i will defo invest in getting my eyebrows done when this is all over and @smileyt I am soooo looking forward to a wax I feel like I can’t do without but too scared to do it myself

@bobbingalong91 welcome! we are basically cycle twins! I’m the same age as you (turn 29 in a few weeks) same with DHs age and no DC. Our periods are pretty much synced ha! I’m gna try testing on the 13th this month..unless AF shows up early

@ttcgee @notyetamumbuttrying thank you hoping we get some beginners luck on here and that there is enough baby dust to go around this month, wouldn’t it be great if we all got bfps this month could continue this thread on for months🤣

@smileyt I think that’s a good idea tracking everyone’s cycle on this thread! But we have so many messages it’s hard to keep up

Sorry if I’ve left anyone out when replying, so many messages I barely got any work done today 😂 DH said he’s officially lost me to the mums net group at lunchtime hahaha

Hi, I spend all afternoon sleeping and only just woke up, hopefully that'll do the trick, thanks for all the good wishes xx