You know you’ve been ttc-ing for too long...

[Millypad]

Anyone fancy contributing to this and letting us know what odd habits have made their way into your life?

I knew I’d been ttc-ing for too long when I woke up at 1am this morning with my bbt thermometer beeping in my mouth and no memory of putting it there. #sleepcharting

When after 6 months you attempted to do the entire OPK thing, found it far too stressful so gave up and have been taking the 'aim for regular sex' approach. Then gor a Dr appointment after a year.

When your intitial tests come back all normal and you're not sure whether that's good or bad (because it means no solution but equally means you're more likely to just be being unlucky) and you're shipping DH off for his tests next

Course I won’t HesterShaw :) I only used ones that people told me I could use

You can use mine Bubble.

Also - this fucking sweet potato/ yam 🍠🍠has made it onto my 'frequently used' emoji list!

If only there was a like button on this! 😂 I think I can relate to almost every post! @Millypad and @Bubblegum89 this has got to be the best thread! No problem with adding my reply. hope your blog is as much a hoot as this! Good luck!

Haha love the thread!!

When your husband now tells you after DTD get your legs up against the wall & gives you a pillow for under your backside (in order to help the swimmers down lol)

When your DH texts you with this symbol to enquire about the quality and stretchiness of your cervical mucus whilst you are away

Fantastic thread. Diana, dying.

I'm late to the party but can I add mine?

When you contemplate giving up on sex in the FW this month but then you think, 'No, it would hurt the frequency average in my spreadsheet.'

When you're on to a new cycle and immediately check pregnancy calendars to see roughly when you'd be due if this was your month this time

@welshsoph. Totally lol. A good few times ice wanted to pull DH up on something but then thought "But if he goes off in a strop, which he will, then he won't want to have sex"

@physicskate. I also apologise for off the schedule sessions lol

I actually talk to myself about ttc, using the abbreviations lol I've also come up with a name for a new type of thick, glue like cm I get before flo - I call it "globby cm" ha ha.

Lol new one from my dh tonight "has it turned to cottage cheese down there yet?" 😂😂 too much information!

Sorry to bump this one....

Been ttcing too long when you use a period tracker for the calender rather than finding the calender app on your phone to see what date it is

When hubby thinks he’s hilarious by waking me up singing, “ how do you like your eggs in the morning... fertilised?!”

Sorry to commit the cardinal sin of resurrecting an old thread...

But I had one of these today - having to reorder conceive plus. Proof that it doesn't guarantee conceiving in the first month despite that seemingly happening to most people judging from the reviews.

This seemed like the best place to get it off my chest 😂

The pregnancy due date is soo true lol and eating soo many pineapples u start to constantly smell like them oh says whats that new perfume im like eau du citron😂