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juneybean · 22/04/2015 12:22

Mass piss on a stick commencing Saturday!

If you don't get a BFP then you can't sit with us!

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Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 23:43

Thanks Nomio !!! One moreeeeee!!!

Spinning hope you have some energy left in the tank lovely!!

Oysterbabe · 22/04/2015 23:46

So the registrar will say "Please be upstanding for the new Mr and Mrs Oysterbabe" and everyone will stand up and clap and as we start to walk out the music will be the song they play at the end of the podium bit on formula one, where they spray the champagne. It's from the Prelude bit to the opera Carmen. The men in our families will find it hilarious and loads of others will be a bit eh?!
I'm up for it as it'll be a bit of a laugh after a very serious and emotional ceremony, but that's definitely for him!

purdiepie · 23/04/2015 00:15

I've had to ring 111. Baby's temperature is 36.8 under the armpit. Please tell me she'll be okay.

frogbubbles · 23/04/2015 00:23

Been at cinema this evening and now tying to catch up with all your gossiping.

Hmm turnip/swede same thing right??? Wink

Sorry nancy is poorly purds hope she is feeling better soon. How's your mam doing?

Pixa hope you had a relaxing evening with grey, sending lots of hugs and positive vibes your way! what a rubbish day you have had my lovely

frogbubbles · 23/04/2015 00:24

Aw Purdie she will be ok, I hope 111 have helped and given you some good advice to cool her core temp down

MaMaPo · 23/04/2015 00:29

Purds, she's going to be fine. These little tackers are incredibly tough.

Sitting in fertility specialist waiting room next to awful soft porn focus photo of a pregnant woman with wings. Belly out, of course. Hmm

DizzyMerry · 23/04/2015 00:33

I'm here sparkly. Have skimmed through but can't add anything really as my head is absolutely fuzzy. My sil mother died today and it's all come as a big shock. Completely unexpected and obviously she's in bits so spent the whole day with her Sad

DizzyMerry · 23/04/2015 00:36

Purdie Nancy will be absolutely fine. She'll bounce back to her usual healthy self before you know it. Tots are so resilient.

frogbubbles · 23/04/2015 00:51

Aww dizzy what a awful day, I'm so sorry my lovely to hear your news. It's really sad. Sending love to you all

MaMaPo · 23/04/2015 00:56

Oh dizzy you must be in pieces. I hope you can get some rest, love.

DizzyMerry · 23/04/2015 01:03

Thanks ladies. I'm also still in shock. We were all so close to her and the tears just don't seem to stop. Tried to be strong for sil but now that I'm home I can't seem to hold myself together. Will try getting some rest as I'll need the energy to support sil tomorrow. It's hard because she's usually everyone's rock in tough times and it's awful seeing her like this, all broken and deflated.

ConceptionZilla · 23/04/2015 03:03

pixa what a rough day for you. Positive thoughts though.
purdie my love why does it all come at once, your mum being sick, new job now Nancy? She will get better, as others have said they are resilient.
dizzywell done you for being string but let it out, don't bottle it up. Such an emotional time.

I'm awake, raging temperature, shaking, pains in joints. I so wanted to go back to work tomorrow. Just because I must be on the limit if acceptable sickness absences (not because I love my job). Gah.

Hairstylisttoboris · 23/04/2015 03:04

Above poster was me.
And strong not string.
Time for my meds.

MaMaPo · 23/04/2015 06:02

Diagnosis please: cd23, 6dpo, and I have so much cm I should probably go change my undercrackers.

So my doctor is happy with my day 21 bloods, progesterone seems to be fine. He said, "ok, one of two things is going to happen: you'll get a period, or you'll be pregnant." Grin so helpful! He gave me a referral to get a blood hcg test done on cd35 if AF hasn't shown up. And if it has, then I just crack on with the same dose of Clomid.

Such fun.

Queenbee30 · 23/04/2015 06:03

Trying to catch up you chatty lot.

Purdie hope your little one is feeling better.
Boris nooooo! Stay home; you'll only get to work and have to come home again/extend your poorliness.

I will join the POAS party on sat too. FMU safely down the loo today!

Queenbee30 · 23/04/2015 06:04

dizzy pixa Flowers hope today is better for you both

nightandthelight · 23/04/2015 06:37

7 pages? Anyone able to summarise for me?

Mummyofonesofar · 23/04/2015 06:41

dizzy so sorry for your shocking news. Flowers

Purdie how was Nancy in the night?

Temp has slightly gone above coverline but this its so flat so maybe I should buy a new thermometer.

chopsface · 23/04/2015 06:42

I feel like that too night!

loopylou1984 · 23/04/2015 06:45

Morning all Smile

There was a lot about cauliflower...
And cats with human names! Xx

loopylou1984 · 23/04/2015 06:48

Missmrs on the April bus has her bfp if anyone knows her :). Xx

Mummyofonesofar · 23/04/2015 06:52

A lot was about food to be honest!

Oysterbabe · 23/04/2015 07:02

Morning! 11DPO and my temp has gone back up. Chart still looks a bit of a state though.

How is Nancy this morning Purdie?

spinningirl10 · 23/04/2015 07:03

MorningGrin

Merry, I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. What a terrible shock for your sil. Hope you got some sleepThanks

Purdie, how's Nancy this morning?

Oyster, ha I think that's brilliant. It will certainly raise a few smilesGrin

We dtd last night but I think I may have ov'd yesterday! Is that even possible after a positive opk on the same day? Had stabby pains in my left side for an hour or so last night and my tummy was really bloated which I've noticed I get at ov. Took temp this morning but took thermometer out before beep to check it was working, doh! Took it again and it was a different reading and higher! Guess we'll try and dtd again later and wait and see what's tomorrow's temp is.

spinningirl10 · 23/04/2015 07:06

Oh and I've entered the lower temp on ff but have put higher one in notes, confused!