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juneybean · 22/04/2015 12:22

Mass piss on a stick commencing Saturday!

If you don't get a BFP then you can't sit with us!

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GlitteryLipgloss1 · 22/04/2015 20:37

Ibeka - Italy, Cape Verde? Canaries?

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 22/04/2015 20:38

Haha sorry couldn't resist! GrinX

MelonMelon · 22/04/2015 20:38

boris no opks and no temping here either! Worked myself into such a state with the digital ones last cycle, never got a positive, so the plan is dtd 3 times per week or eod. I need to chill the fuck out and this approach is helping!

Hairstylisttoboris · 22/04/2015 20:39

Chill the fuck out. It's the new method!

Mummyofonesofar · 22/04/2015 20:41

I know the difference, people up here seem to say turnip but mean swede! Very odd.

Oysterbabe · 22/04/2015 20:42

I just steam it then whack it in a blender with a bit of butter and lots of black pepper Glittery

MelonMelon · 22/04/2015 20:42

CTFO (patent pending)

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 20:43

Rage! Typed huge message here instead of notes and lost it!!!

So roughly:

Purdiepie poor NDolly! And not ideal for you to come home to either you working lady you! I hope she feels better very very soon. What a shame. Big get well soon vibes Flowers

Babs oh hi!!! Yes yes come on in! How are you??

Tessie are you still in uk? You doing ok? Hope you are having the best break!

ThePug thinking of you lots Flowers

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 20:44

Marys dear lord girl! Ok I'm letting you off for the poas Smile hope you are ok. Too soon. Keep the faith sweetheart Flowers

babsbunny · 22/04/2015 20:45

Oh no Purdie. Sorry to hear baba is sick x Hope work is ok for you. You sound mixed about it. But it's always like that with new jobs. I felt like a complete spanner for a few weeks in this one, then suddenly, without realising your in the gang and part of the team.

Sparkles, all good here. How are you lovely? You are doing so well x

Lucie, sending such good wishes at this exciting time for you.

Night, you sound like you know how to find a cat. Also, I'm still reeling from your toilet seat!

Spinning, cauliflower rice sounds like an ace idea.

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 20:47

Ah I see Mummy I don't feel any excitement yet. Just sheet utter dread and nerves! Confused

Lucie what Purdie said. Ha ha Grin

SunnyStriker · 22/04/2015 20:48

Yoohoo melon and boris ,cycle buddies. Happy to have someone to sit next to needy but please don't offer me toffees. I'm strictly low fat at the moment.
I've brought some soreen to share around........

So pleased to hear Walter is back with us. I love animals with person names. I have 2 cats called Mildred and Frank. Had a boyfriend once who had a dog called Dave Grin

Sorry Nancy is poorly purdie. My smallest suffered horrifically with teething. It was awful to watch. She only has 3 teeth left to come through thank goodness. I got desperate enough to try amber. She improved but it was probably coincidental Confused

sparkly tantrums are tough but the good bits far outweigh the bad! Little dot came up to me before bed and wrapped her arms all the way round my neck and said 'aw me love my teeny tiny mummy very lots' .That's what you've got to look forward to Smile

spinningirl10 · 22/04/2015 20:48

Mummy, it must be a northern thing. Dp calls a swede a turnip, I've given up telling him they're different thingsGrin

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 20:48

Glad you are doing well Babs time going in quick or dragging?! I'm ok.. Ish.. Kinda... Desperate!!! Ha

babsbunny · 22/04/2015 20:48

Has there been a large degree of Welsh bashing going on?

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 20:49

Sunny that's gorgeous! Teeny tiny mummy! So cute Grin

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juneybean · 22/04/2015 20:51

It's carrot & turnip innit but the shop sells swede, it's not my problem the shops have got it wrong.

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Mummyofonesofar · 22/04/2015 20:53

spinnin yes very odd. Not as bad as the row where he was convinced that butter and marg were the same thing in different wrappers Hmm

babsbunny · 22/04/2015 20:53

Sparkly. You are so strong. Do you have tests tomorrow?

It's funny, becausy it feels like time is dragging, yet it's a week ago tomorrow that I found out, and I thought it was only a few days. Going to try to go to the docs tomorrow and make it official.

Nomio230 · 22/04/2015 20:55

I think cauliflower rice sounds horrible, but then I don't like cauliflower, so would!

Purdie, I hope Nancy gets better soon. Poorly babies are heartbreaking. Sad

eskimolaura · 22/04/2015 20:56

Sunny All my dogs have had human names: Pippa, Beth, Sadie and Basil when I was growing up and now Emily and Alfie. My parents' dogs are Ella and Tess. Grin

Oysterbabe · 22/04/2015 20:56

They taste nothing alike Mummy!
DP used to buy marg until I ruled the kitchen.

Oysterbabe · 22/04/2015 20:57

I like human names for animals. My friend has a cat called Paul.

Sparkly123 · 22/04/2015 20:57

Babs ha ha Mmm I beg to differ! No test Tomor. Scan and follow up on Friday so just counting the hours until that as I should know one way or the other then. I might poas Tomor or Friday though see what's happening on the sticks so I know what to say when I go in. Glad you are going to docs! Good luck with that! Excited for youFlowers

tessiegirl · 22/04/2015 20:57

Oh no Purdie sorry to hear Nancy isn't well Sad Wanted to say well done on the new job!!

I'm doing ok thanks Sparkly and Spinning Yes, still in UK. Down south with my family atm and DH has gone back to Sarajevo for 2 weeks.

Oooh good luck Juney! Smile

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