Three BFP's in one day?? Impossible? Not on this 'ere March conception buzz it's not!

[PurdeyBirdie]

S'true, we're absolutely awash in spunk BFP's this month! So if you fancy gaining three stone, refusing sex for ever twelve months, losing your marbles sight of your feet...then come and join us in our quest for a babby.

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Wow oyster. Exciting! Hope your day is amazing.

Juney, that's a. Awesome dinner.

Juney - I had that yesterday! Xx

Sparkly, I love you for your indefatigable optimism regarding my 1% chance of conception each month. But you need to get with the programme: I will be on these 'ere buzzes until at least 2017, when I will finally have murdered convinced my parents to release some of my inheritance. I will then sail away to a furrin land to buy me a babby of Czech origin whom I shall name Russian Shotputter Rotheram.

I think you'll find there's no third 'e' in cheesy

(Or you will be the 1% ... That takes someone extra special. Like our Purds...)

Juney, I'll see your cheesy spud and raise you a glass of Solpadeine Max (that's all I've had for my tea).

Ooh oyster, 45 days!! How exciting, we shall want to see lots of photos. Can you tell us anything your dress? are you having a honeymoon?

Purdey, what's a DHEA?

Why the fast purdey?

And Purdey there's always that back up of my weekly lottery ticket out of which I promised you your IVF with my winnings..

Sparkly, who are you calling 'speshul'??

Cauli rice is just cauliflower steamed and whizzed up to a rice like consistency. It makes a reasonable rice substitute by the time you've covered it in sauce. Does a job when you're limiting carbs and have a tiny calorie allowance for the day like I do on fast days.

Where's Oysters post about 45 days?! I'm confused. Is my MN hiding posts from me?!

Dhea seems to be advertised in lots of vitamins these days Purds everyone it's mentioned on tv I think of you and the stupid NICE guidelines which won't let Dr McHottie prescribe you it

Special Purds

Sparkly, 20.14 oyster posted it

Dress is very simple. Cowl neck, low v back. I had a nightmare choosing it as discovered pretty quick that I hate 99% of wedding dresses.
We're jetting off to Barbados the day after the wedding

I got it. Oyster how exciting!!!!! Going to the chapel and you re gonna get maaaaaaarried!

Barbados!!! I'm coming. That's it. I'm crashing the wedding. And the honeymoon. Who is in?!

Oyster, are you in the FB group?

Sparkly, I'm not sure that the fb group had made it quieter here. There's not that much happening there. I think it's that time of the month where lots have hopped over to the April bus......I'm on both but mainly here

Ah Oyster, the dress sounds beautiful I spent my 40th birthday on a beach in Barbados, beautiful......shame I was there with my ex!!

I'm not on the FB group. How do you get in? Is there a secret handshake?

Oyster, if you take us all to Barbados with you we'll let you join

I'll pm you now

It's a marginable improvement on yesterdays carrot cake!

Alas asda has just delivered, I will eat like a king from now on!

You unwell purdita? :(

and stop being a pedant, I get that enough from my 3 year old(!)