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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

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PurdeyBirdie · 10/03/2015 17:34

STATS LIST

Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

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GlitteryLipgloss1 · 14/03/2015 16:47

sparkly I had that in the week. I was 4 days late on my AF. I had brown muscus'y discharge - it looked like my fadge was having a good clear out.
but the fucking bitch was mugging me right off, she came whilst I was checking me cervix, I was wrist deep almost touching me own tonsils and along she came... oh how our bodies like to play these cruel tricks on us.

Dont fret and stress. IT WILL HAPPEN!!!!! X ((hugs))

victoria401 · 14/03/2015 16:52

Congrats heir!

I appear to be missing af. Thought I was due today from when I thought I ovd. Obviously didn't ov then. Its there in the wings though. Crampy, brown cm. At least its not spoiling my weekend.

salad sorry you have to start tests hun. I think it was about 8 weeks for my referral. We had to have all the results back in before GP could fill out the forms though. And don't feel sorry for your dp, he gets the easy bit, believe me! Good luck!

babsbunny · 14/03/2015 16:57

Sparkly. Keep your chin up and be kind to yourself. Allow yourself a day of emotion, it's good for the soul sometimes (like a spring clean). You will get there. And until then, you have all us to cheer you on and cheer you up when you need it

Oysterbabe · 14/03/2015 16:57

Can you lovely ladies give me your opinion on whether you think this is a positive opk? Part of the line looks to be as dark as the control but not all of it. My temp has also dipped today. TIA!

Mumof1sofar · 14/03/2015 16:58

Congrats Heir great news.

Sorry to those got by af

spinningirl10 · 14/03/2015 17:09

Oyster, that's about as dark as my opk gets. When it looks like that I usually use a CB and the smiley face confirms ov. I would pee on another one later but I bet it will be getting lighter by lunch time tomorrow. Have sex!!!

Sparkly, don't apologise for moaning. We all have down days, sometimes they last longer than others. I hate those days, it can be hard to pull yourself out of it. I really hope today's a better day xx

Beansprout30 · 14/03/2015 17:17

for sparkly you're always so positive but everyone is allowed to feel down, hope you feel better soon, chin up chicken x

ThePug · 14/03/2015 17:18

Oyster I reckon that's either positive or damn near positive. It's a smidge darker than the one I took Thursday evening, and then the ones I did on Friday & today were lighter so I agree with spinning to get busy!

Beansprout30 · 14/03/2015 17:18

Can I join the fb group please? Are you sure it won't show on my time line, dont want my boss getting wind of my plans to get preggers

babsbunny · 14/03/2015 17:20

Ok. Now don't know whether to dtd or not. It's CD20 and quite frankly I'm tired of dtd and my foot is sore. Seems unlikely it will be ov ewcm as my cycle is never too long. Reckon I'm due in 8/9 days.

Plus just read a bunch of stuff on Google of women who got bfps after getting ewcm 5-6 Dpo. setting myself up for a fall

Oysterbabe · 14/03/2015 17:22

Thank you
The other half has been put on notice. He asked if he could finish watching the rugby first, I suppose I'll allow it. He'll need to keep his strength up though as I'll be hoping for twice tomorrow too

Oysterbabe · 14/03/2015 17:23

Babs can you use an opk?

DizzyMerry · 14/03/2015 17:24

Sparkly don't apologise for the way you are feeling. This is an emotional roller coaster and we should allow ourselves to feel what we feel. You are a true spark of positivity on these threads and have such words of wisdom for everyone. Be kind to yourself. You will get your bfp, you really will

Cariad2014 · 14/03/2015 17:24

Just popping on to send enormous hugs to Sparkly - sorry you're feeling so blue. This ttc malarkey is so very difficult.

I've also been feeling down today - having my first EDD (which happened to coincide with quite a few friends having their babies), Mother's Day and my birthday (which I'm dreading) all in quick succession has been really tough. I'm just fearful it might never happen. I also feel really isolated from all my friends as they're in this all consuming bubble that is motherhood and try as I want to I'm just not. Sorry for the me me me post - I'm going to try and snap out of it...

Sparkly123 · 14/03/2015 17:24

Oh thanks lovely ladies you are all amazing. Glittery your wrist deep story made me crack a smile!!
I honestly don't think I have felt this hormonal ever!! What a wreck. Your lovely messages cheered me up thank you so much. Try my best to pull myself together, its hard when I feel so bad physically as I just want to go out take my mind off things but just can't as feeling so weak etc so unfortunately I'm stuck with my own thoughts,.. And the rugby thanks to the dh! Ha.

Where's lovely Purdey ?! Hope everything is ok

Oyster I would say that's proper close to positive get dtd!!! Go!!

babsbunny · 14/03/2015 17:25

Oyster. That's funny. My dh is sat watching the match stroking the bunny on his lap. Hes like a metrosexual Dr evil...

SaladBeach · 14/03/2015 17:26

Thanks guys, Doc didn't say anything about having to get the results of blood tests back first, he just completed the referral so guess I'm lucky. He said he expected it to be around August to hear so you've given me hope it won't take that long
My biggest fear is that dh isn't producing any sperm because I'm being completely irrational! and that'll be the end for us so feeling anxious about that test the most.

Sparkly123 · 14/03/2015 17:28

Cariad so sorry you are feeling so blue too. It's tough. But.. I guess on the brighter (ish) side- all these important dates being so close together means that that's them out the way done and dusted.. Have your tears, and then that's you.. Start fresh. Ready to go forward and you won't have these dates hanging over you. And then.... Your BFP is gonna be round the corner. I know it. Sending lots of my "usual" positivity to you! ( it's in here somewhere, and I want you to have it!!)

babsbunny · 14/03/2015 17:29

Don't have any oyster. Have always assumed I was ov at about cd12/13 as I get picky pains and deck. Am going to get serious next month tho as this has really confused me.

Beansprout30 · 14/03/2015 17:30

for cariad too

babsbunny · 14/03/2015 17:30

Oyster your opk (in my rookie opinion) looks pretty good.

babsbunny · 14/03/2015 17:32

Cariad. You will get there. It sounds like a full on time. Look after yourself and be kind to you

DizzyMerry · 14/03/2015 17:33

Sorry you're feeling down cariad . Sparkly has nailed it again with her excellent advice

babsbunny · 14/03/2015 17:33

Deck = ewcm. Damn predictive text

Sparkly123 · 14/03/2015 17:37

Ha ha Dizzy I should take my own advice.... Mmm....!!

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