DING! DING! The February bus is departing - destination Preggsville!

[PurdeyBirdie]

Are you trying to get pregnant this month? Are you sick to the back teeth of sex? Would you give your right arm for a BFP? Are you spotting symptoms like an anoraked geek spots birds? Then this is the bus for you...FEBRUARY CONCEPTIONS AHOY!

This is what happens when the majority of the bus are all not at symptom spotting stage yet... Chaos!

Dribble is the worst lying there all gooey, clenching for all you are worth! Blurggghhhh having a night off tomorrow. Dh thinks I've worn his jewels down to a nub (tmi) night night all

This is where AI is good- dribble to a minimum!! Enjoy your night off Rice

Tha is true. And it's a good relief for those who are!

Tha? I meant that. Silly ipad!

Exactly browneyed !! Once this feb bus really kicks off it will be another story eh!!!

I have finally composed myself after Purdey's flaccid penis suggestion, actually have tears down my face.

That is true Sparkly

It's good though. I haven't told anyone in RL we are Ttc so it's nice to tell some people who are in the same obsessive boat!

FROLIC ACID!!!! weeps

Hurry up and get frolicking ladies!

(I'm not sure I know what a guava is, am I still allowed on the bus?)

knitfast we will give you a free pass this time....

browneyed yep same here... It's great! Makes such a difference knowing others are having the same insane obsessive thoughts!! Ha ha.

Attached is the seating plan! As always, let me know of any corrections/additions.

I've moved myself to the date I think my period is due rather than my app date...

Thanks for the plan BabyBump!

What the hell? Page 9?

Wow! Page 9 - when left to go out last night we were on a whole other bus! Great chat. I also see that we have had our fist BFP - congrats allstopped

Love all the food chat - feel inspired and may have to cook some quinoa for dinner tonight.

Ibk - from your comment do I take it that there is a fellow red head on the bus? [waves] :)

Last night was a non starter. We've only DTD once in my fertile window this month (although it was reasonably well timed). Not got much hope but now let the symptom spotting commence!

Ozmund your pain sounds promising! Mine only lasted a day so was probably trapped wind or something! When are you going to poas? I a planning on waiting until AF is due but will probably cave and do it earlier!!

Morning everybody!

Hairstylist I'm the same! We only managed twice in my window so I'm not overly confident this month. Its CD23 and I'm starting to symptom spot already

Marking my place, still on Jan bus but not feeling hopeful so I expect to be jumping ship/bus in a few days!

I'll post my stats when I actually join, although cycles are so long I may not even get to POAS in February, it maybe a detour straight to March for me, but I'll still come along for the ride!!

Good luck to all!!

Blondie - Google about Folic Acid making you sick!!!! Folic acid is synthetic and doesn't agree with 20% of the population - they aren't able to convert it to folate. You need to buy Folate instead - Solgar do one - I got mine from Amazon.

I think I got missed off the plan baby here are my stats: age 38' ttc #5 cycle # 3 hoping for bfp 8/2/15

accidental if lbk isn't a redhead then there's one over here [waves]

CD21 and still no sign of an egg although my temp has plateaued at something not resembling the back of the fridge. God knows what's going on with me this cycle!

Welcome to Teenie and Hey!

Did you rock the caravan, Boris? I wasn't calling your husband a dwarf, by-the-way, I was merely suggesting that, instead of recoiling from the notion of midget rumpy, you should embrace it...

Tessie, does your husband kill people? I only ask because I have a reasonable amount of savings and would quite like to see the back of a family of Romanians living three doors down..

Winter, what you said about your husband making your daughter's coffin was so incredibly poignant. I don't know how you get over something like that and, without being patronising, I have a massive amount of respect for couples who have endured a tragedy like yours

Nothing to report here. Waiting to start DTD around 2 Feb.

I'm 7dpo today, well I think so anyway. I am already dreaming about being pregnant and my internet cheapies are flirting with me from on top of the bathroom cabinet. How soon can I test with dignity?

Boris, what's up with your DH? Does he need a visit from Tessies' assassin husband?

Sparkly, yes I do raise my legs (against the wall with a pillow under hips) but this month I am going to keep the syringe plugged into my vagina as advised by your good self.

Ricicle (do you mind awfully if I leave the 'e' out of your name? It makes my teeth itch). How old is your youngest tot? Did you conceive easily with all thirty-six four of 'em?

I have noticed no change in the taste of Creme Eggs but that is possibly by virtue of the fact that I swallow them whole