DING! DING! The February bus is departing - destination Preggsville!

[PurdeyBirdie]

Are you trying to get pregnant this month? Are you sick to the back teeth of sex? Would you give your right arm for a BFP? Are you spotting symptoms like an anoraked geek spots birds? Then this is the bus for you...FEBRUARY CONCEPTIONS AHOY!

Quinoa and pomegranates may just about be the most middle class thing ever!

Hello ladies, just marking my spot. Got a nasty cold coming which is making our house quite unromantic. Chills, a fever and night sweats. Now just waiting for the snot. Sexy! On the plus side, series two of Vikings and hubby cooking the tea. here's to a lucky Feb bus.

I'm watching Game of Thrones tonight and obsessing over what it must be like having rumpy-pumpy with a dwarf. I'll bet it's ghastly. Heaving, sweating midgets. Ugh

Hello ladies, I'll sit at the front as I'm expecting the af or a bfp on the 3rd. Of course I'll move back if anyone gets on with a pushchair

Of meh jumping on for a seat. Get very travel sick so I'll be at the front . Was looking forward to a second night of DtD tonight in anticipation of ovulation but DH is out at work till 10, we leave the house at 6 something in the morning so he will be exhausted, and I doubt in the mood. Damn. However I also have an image in my head of purdey trying to extract spunk from a dwarf. It's not pretty. Suddenly I'm not in the mood.... :)

Just had a realisation I may miss Feb altogether if AF doesn't arrive this week as its a short month. Feeling very sad tonight. Not sure if it's just the waiting game. Know I can't be pg due to huuge temp drop yesterday and this morning - plus the protected DTD definitely proves this. But can't stop myself feeling this bloated/nauseous feeling must mean something.

I really have lose the plot.......

Know exactly how you feel mummy, was in your shoes last week! Isn't a big temp drop a sign of upcoming AF?

Glittery your Cous Cous sounds nice I'll have some thanks! We are cycle buds! I am roughly gonna be the same as you.. If my cycle goes as predicted post mc. Fingers crossed! Are you going with a specific plan of action for Dtd?

Blondiewoo hi! Are those tesco own early response tests or the frer brand? I may or may not have got 3 for 2 from boots on those.. Just incase

Knitfast I have conceive plus tum his cycle too! ... I used preseed before which I have to say I prefer the consistency of! But sure it will still do the job!

Oh Tessie where are you from?? Pomegranates are great! Yeh I follow a proper healthy diet for my existing health issues and love a new superfood! Ha. Wishing you best of luck with AI it really is straightforward once you give it a go. It's def worth a try!! Do you have syringes or catheters too?

Oh dear Spinning another quinoa fan!!.. Ha ha middle class that's hilarious!! Now have you had puffed quinoa spinning? That's pretty special!! Yours sounds great! I'm a courgette fiend!

purdie, i have just started to watch Game of Thrones, i am on season two, oh my god is all i can say its medieval porn, totally hooked lol

Purdey ha ha am I being disowned due to the pom fetish?! I thought I was the poster girl for AI ... I need to keep a healthy glow!

Nightandlight ha ha we better all congregate at Waitrose next thread , I'll bring the Quinoa!

I'll be sure to bring the kale!

scoffs greggs pasty in an attempt to lower the socio-economic tone of the bus

I'm not one to talk...I was in waitrose yesterday....buying tofu

Sparkly, I'll see your pomegranate and raise you a kumquat. Fruit & veg is boring and it really annoys me that I have to eat it to stave off bum cancer or some such ghastly disease. I prefer my diet of omelettes, energy drinks and Twirls.

Kale can suck my dick.

Sorry for profanity

Ha ha nightandlight I will say no more, other than.... I own this jumper...

purdey pie, ha ha I love a bit of veg me! Twirls though... if I get a BFP soon I'm sending you a box and sneaking in some pomegranates for the ride! Mind the ripple though? What happened to that?

Pa ha! Laughing at 'socio-economic tone'! Should we have a food bank on the top deck where the middle class ttc-ers can donate their quinoa and guavas and us proletariat plebs can beg for reproductive nutrition?

I have some in my cupboard Sparkly, they still exist :) I have to say that jumper takes dedication to middle class vegetation to a whole new level!

(To explain before you all do actually disown me.. The husband bought me it for Xmas a joke as I'm into the green juices... However it has been my pal over the past week or so of pj hot water bottle living!)

Sparkly you crack me up but I'm seriously impressed with your diet. Coupled with your beatific nature I am beginning to wonder if you're otherworldly

sparkly they are the frer branded ones.....
I only noticed for research purposes obviously!

Jumping on board the bus, now where has my comfy seat gone...

Cd8 here and about to embark on smep again. Just waiting for DH to come home.
We had a cheeky early session yesterday and I'm been beating off a possible uti all day. I've drunk so much today to try and flush it out. I just hope it doesn't get worse over night

I wonder if you can get that sweatshirt with SPUNK emblazoned on t'front.

nightandlight oh my they still exist?! Whatttt!!! Why do I not know this??? I have a thing for creme eggs at the moment. It needs to stop.

purdey you know what? All this nutrition bla bla... I eat super healthy and try my best at giving my body everything it needs yet I have a box of medical notes the size of a house. Go figure! So maybe I'm doing it all for nothing...!!!