The Penis Dragons head towards their spooky, late night, October BFP's!

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I know it's early but I had a month off in September. Here is October's bus! :)

All aboard the spooky train!

Haha mrse at the doggy styling.
I pretty much only go on top as dp doesn't seem to like any other position. I try for missionary to stop it falling out but I'm gonna try my mooncup after dtd so I can push it all back in.

Didn't manage to dtd before nightshift unfortunately. Wish I hadn't agreed to it but never mind. I asked dp if he'd jiz in a pot and leave it for me in the morning hahaha. I could have just scooped it up and shoved it in. I was only joking ;) kind of haha.

Sorry to hear about people going thru some tough times. Hopefully bfps for everyone will help!

Btw doggy is recommended, along with missionary, for ttc as it's deep and gets the swimmers as close to the cervix as possible!

not that I've looked that up online or anything

Come on Ladies....Chin up, Tits out. We can do this!! Its so hard to stay positive when month after month goes by and still no pregnancy. But we will all get there one way or another. I just have to remind myself sometimes that I do not know everyone's history when I see fb updates or hear announcments. Some months are def harder than others!!

I'll jump in ya case with you Spinning - DH def owes you an apology!! Sometimes you'd think it was men with the crazy hormones!!

Glad you've had some reassuring news Curly.

Yya for the +tive opk MrsG and the EWCM blueberry

Blueberry, yay for +opk, keep up the good work

English, yes let's have a MN holiday I think we all deserve one!

I'd be up for a holiday - when can we go???
Hope DH comes to his senses soon spinning

blueberry get DtD! And you too mrsG

english those are wise words and ones my DH says when I get down - you never know the journeys, background etc to other peoples announcements. I try to remind myself of that every time there is a flurry.

curly I'm glad you went to a&e - hope you are resting up now.

mzzzf hope you are feeling better this evening.

april am very jealous of snugly baby cuddles

Jesus ovulation cramps are hurting like a bitch this evening! !

Im staying up to jump on dp when hes back from darts dont you worry lol.

spinning men really are arseholes sometimes!

english i agree... WHEN i finally get a bfp im going to tell everyone the struggle and hopefully make some of them feel bad for going on and on

Girls im thinking of getting a fertility tatto (lotus flower) so that i remember these hard times and when i have a baby ill add to it...what do you all think?

Now just found out my dps cousin is pregnant and were the last ones without a kid feeling proper sad now

Blueberry, the tattoo sounds like a fab idea.....maybe we should all have matching ones sorry to hear about the pregnancy news

I'm going to catch up on Downton, I missed it last night as I was looking for holidays! I give up for tonight with dp, he's told me to stop texting as he doesn't want to talk to me.....see you all tomorrow when I'll hopefully be in a happier mood.

Oh spinning - enjoy Downton. Have a nice treat whilst watching it. Hope DH calms down soon.

blueberry I love the idea of a tattoo.

Oh and sorry that you are sad. Seems to be the moment for announcements - there's been loads at work recently.

MrsE and spinning jealous of hols but not GH!

Mzzzf I was in that boat the last two months really. Not sure we really got close either month. Focus on the next one and be really nice to yourself, I went and got reflexology in those months to chill me out and get me ready for the next month

Sunbathing you are right. My pregnancy with DS made a few friends glum and probably the way I feel right now

Blue the announcement today for means I am the only person not pregnant in my toddler swimming class

Genni and curly here's some and English must remember chin up tits out!!

Lucky that DH is very much on board this month so fingers crossed

Thanks ladies you are all complete dolls

Tomorrow is another day - let's smash it!

Deed done. Mooncup slipped in pretty easily after so must mean my cm is pretty watery at the mo which is a good sign for fertility right? Bum on top of pillow to help gravity. Positive feelings about this now after getting another positive opk today. Hope I've not missed my peak by not dtd with the first positive yesterday fx. Will try again tomorrow then I start back on nightshifts so unlikely I'll get another chance unless I try really really hard to persuade him to dtd before I go to work.

Morning

Dozy, fx you've caught the egg.

Hope we all have a good day and dp decides to grow up and talk to me properly about whatever's bothering him!

Morning, I hope that for you too spinning. I summoned dh to bed last night in the hope to Try out the flipping technique! However dh failed abysmally to get sufficiently aroused. It's not usual practice for dh so even I couldn't get annoyed too obviously He was quite apologetic. Every month something scuppers us at some point.

And weirdly just before bed last night I had really horrid tummy ache and sudden diarhea. I had just had a few gulps of oj. I either triggered my stomach ulcer issue. Not had oj for months. Or is it ov or something I ate? We spend so much time wondering what our bodies are doing don't we.

I had awful stomach cramps last night and it still hurts today never had such painful ovulation cramps.

Dtd was not easy last night dp didnt get home till late and with my stomach ache it was a real chore. ..managed in the ebd but had to use some lube that's not sperm friendly and hope it didnt kill them all.

Spinning im hope your dp stops being a muppet

mrse sometimes it cant be helped poor guys...we always have something that gets in the way to

dozy hope you caught the egg

I know blueberry, it can't be helped. Dh apologised again this morning, he said he thought it was because he's run out if traffic lights, lol. Did make me chuckle!

Morning all.

sounds like there is lots of dtd or attempts to going on! fx for us all.

I've woken up absolutely starving. I normally eat when I get into the office but I had to grab something before I left the house. bloody hormones!

Hi everyone! waves

Hopping over from the September bus.

teeniedeenie34, 34, ttc#1, cycle#3, BFP due 21st October

Can I be added to the stats please? Thank you!

Dp still being a twat! I even asked him to stop the car and let me get out!! He didn't.
Ready when you are for that holiday when you are MrsE

Welcome teenie

Blueberry, well done on dtd with the pain.

MrsE, something else always seems to get in our way as well. It's not easy. This is definitely the best effort we've had for a while. Thankful that ov isn't now!!

Forgot to say - still no AF here. I've got all the AF symptoms - I've had cramps for days now which are progressively getting worse. I keep dashing to the loo but nothing.
I'm going to have to poas if it hasn't turned up tomorrow morning aren't I? (even though I know in my heart it will be 8 quid down the drain ). I bet it arrives in the middle of my 3 hour meeting later.