June Bus/Penis Dragon plane to Thailand continues... PART 2

[hanflan]

New thread...

Totally fed up of TTC now still no OV convinced i have blocked fallopian tubes

...and now he's puked on the bath mat. Thoughtfully, he's moved it out of the bathroom so that I wouldn't stand on it but it's currently...in the corner of our bedroom! Sensible - NOT!

Ignoring him today.

Off to sort the pony now and then doing the Race For Life later with my sister and Oscar (my dog) - all dressed up in pink tutus! (Oz included - he loves the tutu ad feather boa. Will have to show you a picture of him later ).

Oops, posted too soon.

Meant to say "doing RFL and won't be home til about lunchtime so OH should have hopefully woken up and sobered up by then bearing in mind he went to bed at 7.45!. Ignoring him anyway (I'm still really cross) but :p to him cos I'm not going to be here!"

in a meanie mood today

Hi ladies, more pee stick porn for you!

My first ever frer!! Accu news test is stronger then yesterday but ic is still an absolute squinter! It looks like a shadow!

Wouldn't ever advise buying ICS!

OK the deets - 32 day cycles, DTD on CD 8, 14, 16, 18 & 20. Never felt ov or had any ewcm what so ever! Thought I hadn't ov'd.

Used conceive plus (its fab, just throw away the box with baby on the front, cd18 was odd because of this & wasn't sure if he did the job!)

I used 7seas tfab tabs when I remembered them. Opks didn't work for me, never had a positive on them. I thought typically I'd ov around cd23/24 when dp was on nights :-(

Bfns until cd34, only symptoms were cramps from cd29 & for any cervix prodders I had a high cervix & lotion Lucas.

I feel like a bit of a fraud as I'm otherwise symptomless!

I'm confused as to how far I am due to long cycle tho :-\ I recon 4 weeks but my app says 5 xx

Fab lines there my lovely!! You'll have to go from first day of your cycle for how far along you are, until your first scan where they can tell by size of bean how I'd d the hot tub party go, bella ?

Spotti good luck in your RFL-well done for getting Oscar involved My having to clean up cat hair ball sick this morning pales into insignificance with your little presence-men!!

My SYMPTOM latest... Rash now spread to right boob. lucky me!

I'd d I meant did !

Oh Lordy spotti I'm hopeless at sick. I sort of approach with air freshener in one hand and a glass of water in the other and back away going "there there" !!! My older kids are really well trained and know I'm totally pathetic. I can cope with little ones but adult drunk ones I'm hopeless.

I did promise you a story so here goes. It was my wedding day, I'll set the scene, stunning 5 star hotel with marble floor, chandeliers, grand piano playing. Completely and utterly gorgeous, oozing luxury. The service was outstanding. Back in reality dh hadn't eaten all day, had knocked back 3 senokot which he'd hoped would slim him down even more for his suit. complete tart so we arrive at the hotel and it's champagne at your finger tips. The staff being so attentive dh was fairly drunk by the time we got to the meal. He doesn't ever drink usually, running a 24 hr on call company. The meal went beautifully, despite dhs drunkness we all thought it was quite funny. That is until the evening. By which time he'd had champagne wine and then Guinness. We went to our room to end the evening to find the room was in fact a gorgeous suite and we'd been upgraded. Marble and plush thick carpet. I discarded my dress and most other items, laid on the four poster bed waiting for the inevitable....dh running to the bathroom to start throwing up. I followed him in thinking I'd do my wifely duty, although a bit pissed off. Standing over him I thought my god it smells like a sewer! Dh had sprayed senokot poo all over my evening dress and most of the bathroom. It had come out of both ends together. I flung open the window stark naked realising id bared all to the balconies beneath. Screaming, dh you've shat yourself. He spent our wedding night scrubbing the bathroom floor with a flannel and molton brown. After I'd attacked him with a cold shower....oh the joys of marriage. Dh has never ever been that drink before or since. But every time I drive passed the hotel I can't help wondering about the carpet?

.....and good luck with rfl. Thoroughly worthy cause!

I've so missed your stories MrsE - I luffs you

Well you know kitty, if I'm not getting preggers very fast I do like to entertain you all, to stop the boredom setting in

Hahahaha nearly choked on my porridge reading that story!

Kitty, I put feet in, was fine. I think I'm already rumbled tho. I turned up straight from work & declared myself grotty & said I need full on bath because I was too sweaty to go in so just feet dip.

Need to work out cans/cants. Spent so long TTC that I didn't read up on what comes next! Xx

Good morning ladies, just a quick one to let you know that I am out for this month. Temp dropped this morning, had some cramping shortly after that and have just started af by the looks of things. Best of luck to the rest of you though.

MrsE spat my coffee everywhere reading that, lol. Love your stories

11dpo bfn just waiting for the inevitable now . Have had a few crams on and off again.
Congrats bella! Sorry thegrand:(

Cramps

When I'm extremely old and have loads of time I might write them all down! Haha

Haha, you really must MrsE, that would be fab, lol

Sorry Nordic and Grand. Think I'm with you, bfn for me this morn.

MrsE - yikes!

Sorry Grand sounded like a hopeful month too. Not sure there is a July bus yet, maybe you could start one?

Nordic, I can't remember, but do you have a short LP so that's why AF is around the corner at 11dpo? If so, very sorry too.

Pickled-you have similar stats to me, so maybe it's too early to test. I'm not POASing till next Friday so try again then if af doesn't appear? clutching at straws

Oh MrsE, much as I laughed that must have been horrendous!

Any cures for a sore throat ladies? Feel shit :(

Thanks kitty, planning to test on Saturday if AF doesn't show. It's only the first cycle but dh has been off all his medication (won't go into details) so we can ttc for 4 months now and he's getting ill. He's the most unselfish person in the world isn't saying anything but I can see it .

Treacle - hot orange squash and 2 paracetamol.

Thanks pickled :) I will try it.

Sorry to hear your DH isnt well :(
Does he need to be off It completely?

Haha mrse so horrible but funny at the same time!!

spotti men can be such asses my passed me off last night to. Good luck with race for life ive always wanted to do it but there isn't one where I live.

kitty I know were all hoping the rash is a symptom but just in case its not are you allergic to anything. I have something similar but no where near as bad that I get when I use a shampoo or shower gel my body doesnt like.

Sorry thegrandwitch that the bitch arrived.

Nothing to report here really dp pissed me off so I went to bed without him woke up at 2.30 to find he hadnt cone to bed so I got up to drag him to bed. I then couldnt get to sleep for 2 hours at least and when I did fall asleep I woke up coughing grrr.

Red raw throat today and so tired couldnt be a symptom could it lol