The May bus continues for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, stock up on more BastardSticks and just want to be upduffed by the green penis dragon!!

[KittyVonCatsington]

We needed a new thread already!!

Old thread is here

ive never had an orgasm not that OH doesn't turn me on or anything we have a very satisfying sex life but i've never been able to have one also today trying not to shout SYMPTOMS its impossible i've had low reading on cbfm for 3 days i have been using it but last night i had massive bloating and tummy pains general AF symptoms even though i've just come of AF has anyone else had this happen (its not in my head either its real)

Yep, I have it happen. Like my tummy tightens after AF finishes and feels bloated. Stops after a few days. Not sure what it means
Don't feel about orgasms though, most of mine come from Ann Summers and I was 23/24 when I got my first one. Using conceive plusorsimilar should do the same trick

hed I get those symptoms a couple of days after AF as I am approaching ovulation. AF usually ends CD8 and the pains/bloating start straight away until about CD12-14

So sorry choccy. It's lovely to hear from you and I hope things are looking up for you x

ive never got them before maybe it means something different is happening this month

Well I've just got another bfn at 12dpo so it's not looking hopeful for me. There is a chance I'm only 8dpo or to be honest a chance I haven't even ovulated because my body completely mystifies me despite using opk's and monitoring cm so I guess I'll just keep testing and hoping until bfp or af arrives. I've found a better brand of opk now so hopefully if af does arrive I might have a better shot at recognising ov time.

So sorry to hear about another loss choccy. I understand why you don't want to rejoin the buses but I really hope you get your choclet soon.

I've got heaps of cm too so im going to join in with that clearly being a SYMPTOM.

2dpo .... Thisis a long two weeks

I'm so sorry to hear that choccy I really hope you get your sticky bean soon and it will be such a special and loved little one when it does happen. hedwiggity have you ever tried lying on your front with OH lying on top?? Kinda like a lie down doggy style... Works a trick every time... TMI but then where else?!

Ah choccy I'm sorry to read that. I hope you get your sticky bean soon.

Is epic clumsiness a symptom? On my commute home I got screamed at by two separate cyclists for walking out in front of them, -( I SWEAR they weren't there),slipped down the stairs in the tube station and then when I got home, dropped a bottle of nail varnish everywhere. I feel all grumpy and weird - guess it hormones of some sort as I'm approaching AF d day.

Oh and had an epic meltdown when I realised Eastenders isn't on....

Thanks for the info hanflan, I will add cough bottle to my shopping list

Just had a quick flick through and saw the cough medicine thing, don't know if that works but this month I had grapefruit juice and had soooo much EWCM for a good few days and obviously got my bfp :)

Sorry to hear those who have bad news this month

Story meant to say a glass of grapefruit juice every day from AF until after OV and then had pineapple juice most days afterwards afterwards!

The cough medicine worked for me

Haha Linda you were my inspiration to try the cough medicine!

hanflan. My 3 magic aids, cough medicine + conceive plus + softcups = BFP

Cough syrup ? How does that work would like to know more i have soft cups a mooncup and pre seed thought i had it all oh and a large bag of about 40 opks i dont use lol in with my clear blue now more reliant that sticks with uncertain evap lines for me

Also OH is a large beefy man don't think him lying on top of me is a good idea we do missionary mooncup in legs in the air thing or me on top if its just after AF with no chance of OV so soon TMI alert does anyone else "queef" doing the legs in the air thing OH finds this hilarious mooncup has stopped the semen pouring out when it happens now but before it was a messy affair am i the only one with an "ahem" airy passage

I'm back and have so much to read back on! Holiday was great, plenty of dtd lol but this week I've also found out that one of dhs workmates is preggo... She was asking me if I was a few weeks ago. And dhs half bro and gf are expecting dc2. Dn isn't even 1 yet! Oh and cousin and 3 other workmates also preggo.......

hedwig try using the softcups instead of the mooncup, softcups hold the swimmers closer to the cervix than the mooncup so there's more chance of them reaching the egg ?? the cough medicine helps loosen your CM if your usually quite dry

Morning all

Nothing much to report here 11dpo I think. Got low tummy cramps just like before AF trying to convince myself they are late implantation or something

Anyone poas today?

kurama glad you had a lovely holiday. There does seem to be pregnant ladies and announcements everywhere. We've had a number of friends announce this week and last - and all of them say they started trying after us! I'm happy but at same time!

mrsb im not ovulating but I have a normal 28 day cycle af is normally 5 days long and heavy at first then slowly buggers off.

Just to give you an idea of my anovulatory cycles.