The May bus continues for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, stock up on more BastardSticks and just want to be upduffed by the green penis dragon!!

[KittyVonCatsington]

We needed a new thread already!!

Old thread is here

Ha steady. ... he doesn't deserve until I'm upduffed.

Oh noooo Retro what will happen now?! So sorry. That is mega-frustrating.

They are bastards Retro!!! Why did they only have one other candidate if they are that worried about protocol???? Governors don't know their arse from their elbow sometimes (non staff ones that is!!)

I'll have a stiff Gin with you!!!! Too f##king right you deserve a BFP after this!

Hello, i'm back after a couple of weeks following af, can someone change the stats for me, my bfp is now due on 31st.

I used an opk this morning and the line was almost as dark as the test so my DH has been told he's on duty tonight!

I've had my last caffeinated coffee tonight until either I get a positive result or af shows up, it's was lovely ;)

That sucks retro and toothaches DH. I hate applying for jobs.

Ooh wouldn't that make a good story if you get a bfp this month missmrs you can say "my reflexologist just knew before it even happened..."

I can see the line toots. How exciting!!

Hmmm kitty, I think you definitely either need some more practise or should get yourself down to A & E pronto!

Right, so anyone want to have a go at enlightening me about what my crazy body is up to this month? I'm on cd23, I think 4dpo based on bastardsticks but then I never did get a proper positive, just assumed I missed it when it got darker and darker over a few days and then started to go back the other way. Today I have got red tinged cm. Quite a bit of it too. It's surely too early for implantation? And way too early for af (I usually have stupid long cycles). I do have chicken pox so maybe that's just thrown everything out? I have bravely shagged right on through the pox though. You would all be so proud!

I can't believe the things I am telling you lot!

Def too early for AF then, duchesse so could be implantation - I'm more include to think it could be ovulation bleeding, though.

I have read that some women have had this happen, due to a particularly forceful release of the egg. Keep an eye on it obviously and hopefully it will stop tomorrow

Good work, duchesse! Highly commended. I am not sure what your pink cm is but last cycle I started spotting at 4DPO and had 6 days of it on and off before AF finally arrived. What a shitter! Hope it's not the case for you - do you usually get spotting?

ahhh the june bus is too quiet! although im on cd2 and its def af coz quite heavy last night ( sorry tmi) but i had a serious chocolate craving today so when my workmate brought 2 bars of chocolate and a big box of malteasers in im ashamed to say i ate half the choc bar and hid the malteasers and ate the lot
i just keep thinking wtf is going on with me???

Yes kitty you are right, it could be ovulation bleeding - I think I have that today. Very very light pink. Either that or DH's spermies are a funny colour

kurama I have days like that too. I think I need a baby to make me more responsible!

Woohoo, more BFPs! Congrats toots!

So ewcm has made an appearance and the DTD period must begin now until about Tuesday!
Only problem is DH is on late shifts so he won't be back until after midnight and I'm already struggling to keep awake... [yawn]
Not surprisingly, he's tired too straight after work, so already called dibs on me being on top.
Ah well here I am complaining of being tired while I have such great role models like kurama who would DTD even with serious injury and duchesse with pox!
So DH and I will be on duty tonight too Jack

retro hope you had a small tonight! Chin up, I'm sure thinhs will work out

toots that is a boooootiful line, so so happy for you!

Hi Ladies, after jumping ship early this month I'm back as I'm about to ovulate according to OPK and EWCM.

I'm giving the softcups + preseed a go this cycle as well. Fingers crossed it works and we have a new trick up our sleeve.

The softcup was a bugger to get out, I ended up laying on my back on the bed, knees to my chest and hooking my second finger around it, but I have short stubby hands so prob the worst for them. I'm sure there's a knack and I'll soon have the hang of it.

Hope you are all well. My new stats

Viperama TTC #1, 38, cycle 5 post Feb MC, BFP due May 30th

He things we do, eh, Viperama !?

Got my first normal BBT Temp this morning- 36.50 is ok isn't it? As soon as I consciously opened my eyes, I grabbed the thermometer. Hopefully I've got the hang of it now!

Happy Friday ladies! Hope there is lots of shagging and BFPs this weekend!

Hello!

Everyone okay? Anyone poas this morning?

Yesterday my Mum and I were idly chatting about William and Catherine trying for a baby. Then I thought instantly of duchesse :D

Oh, a bfp! Congratulations Toots

Retro so sorry about the interview. How frustrating for you!

Still no af.... sore boobs, crampy tummy. BFN this morning. Gutted. Want to cry.

AF was due on the 14th.

Ooh missmrs, that is strange, I would have asked her if she knew something I didn't!

Retro, that sucks! What will happen now? Fx for your house today.

Tooth, sorry it's a bfn and 2 days late, so frustrating!

Ooh, Ginger, we also have fancyacupoftea, formerly known as katecupoftea...

How exciting!

Well, I'm enjoying my morning lie in by getting up and POAS pre-7am.

Now it's been cancelled I really am in two minds whether to go for it at all. I applied because I like the school, but full time isn't fun, and I can earn enough on supply. Maybe this was the universes way of giving me a bit more time to think? Ho hum.

Hmm... IC very faint evap line again, but came up quickly. In the time I took to type that ^

I've still got a bagful of ics, so I'm not going to pore on anything expensive until I'm late.

To pore. Meant pee. Although technically it should be dip.

Oh Retro, that's exciting, fx for you

retro Oh, two candidates! :) I hope she does join a bus, I can't imagine ttc without the support and wisdom of the lovely mumsnetters. I bet she has a posh pot to pee in though not a colgate pump lid like me

Do either of your job options give you more security for upduffedness?

I expect it will be the only bus she'll be getting on now she's all royal and stuff.

Neither job would change anything. My current contract is until the end of August, so I'll get paid in the summer hols (which has been an issue before with supply) but I've not been there long enough to qualify for occupational mat pay, so either way will be smp. I have no intention of going back after, certainly not full time, so while a perm contract sounds good, I probably won't see the benefit. I wouldn't feel right applying if I were upduffed without saying something as I know they wouldn't be happy so it feels a bit sneaky.

Sorry for the bfn tooth, hug

Retro the law of sod will be working it's magic on you ;)