The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

[KittyVonCatsington]

Brand new shiny bus for the 1st May!

Old thread is here

KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1, Cycle 6 (early mc cycle 3), BFP ???

Im the same, plan on being all level headed and sensible but end up caving. Due to silly long cycles my 2 week wait is nearer a 3 week wait too which is horrible! Plus we have tried SO hard this month (as those who read my post the other day can testify! ) So am likely to be really impatient this month!

Hello ladies. Have been trying not to come on here as much or symptom spot. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. As if.

I've lasted til now(6dpo). I have had a massive temp spike this morning which of course has me believing that it's implantation.

Is it all possible to get through the TWW without losing one's sanity? I think not

Haha your attempts should go down in the ttc hall of fame rambini, may they pay off!

Fingers crossed for implantation chaircat!

due on sun/mon decided to poas and bfn! why do I do this to myself !

Maybe it is a thinly veiled sex reference, English !

Get on your and ride

Ride him like a

Don't forget to do your naked upside down peddling like a

Chair, fx the temp change is a sign

Kurama it could be too early!

I'm away for the weekend from today, not due to ov till wed/thurs....really need to plan these trips better

Can you hold on til Sunday and try again kurama?

Morning everyone,

I've just been reading back and rambini you are an inspiration to us all, this will be your month :)

Just thought I'd pop on and console myself that AF is nearly over, had 2 days of spotting when AF was meant to be due, then 10 days later full on AF confused!

oh well, back on the soon hehe

Temp Still high (although that could be the 3-4 drinks I had last night)!! Still spotting brown. Fuck my life. Fuck you body!!

Anyone ever had EWCM for over a week but then gone on to OV as normal? I'm worried that I've had it for too long and it's my body trying but failing to OV?! I'm temping too and had a rise yesterday and it's been maintained today but I took my temperature at 7 after getting up for a wee at 5 so don't know how accurate it would be?! Definitely second the fuck my body and life sentiment englishgirl

Ok so now officially one day late- fertility friend is telling me to take a test- i don't have any in the house and have decided to wait until Sunday at the earliest. Not holding out much hope as a lot of scenarios like when seem to end with the late arrival of period. Damn you body for getting my hopes up

Happy Friday everyone!

I suppose it could be. yer im not testing now unless af is late as all ics are now gone and only got 3 frers and 4 cb ones left.... still feeling really down and shitty tho.
every part of my body hurts today but I know why and its my own fault lol. havnt been eating much this last week so arthiritis is flaring up fml

Happy Friday :) FX for you Waffley!

I hate the 2WW with a passion! I was being very good and avoiding caffeine and alcohol this cycle but caved in with a massive G&T yesterday and a super strong cup of coffee this morning. Roll on the 20th!

Just popping in, to add insult to injury, my cat is pregnant. she will give birth on moving day, knowing my luck.

Mrs: we're gonna need the cat's stats!! What was her secret? Softcups? Preseed?!

Oh Mrs that has made me chuckle!

I went to a farm yesterday and it was the sow's due date! Jealous.

Squee! I take it you'll be posting pics Mrs??!!

Oh yes I'll be posting pics. She's very pretty half Bengal so I'm hoping the kittens will be too. Anyway let's face it all kittens are cute. The good thing about this is, my dsis cat died 2 weeks ago age 14. Dsis wasn't able to have any more dc after her first so her cats became her sudo babies. I've offered her first refusal. She's rather over the moon.

We think it's just 2 kittens.

Lol at preseed! Clearly she's gone and done it just to rub it in at least the kittens will keep my mind off babies for a couple of months!

Ive never had a litter of kittens so to speak so hoping all will be ok. The children will be heartbroken if anything goes wrong. But vet says she's very healthy. So keeping fx.

Congratulations MrsE's cat!! That's hilarious and massively cute!! I love kittens! I'd be tempted to keep them all, but will be lovely for your dsis.

Thankyou English, never thought when I hopped on the buses that my cat would be the one to get a bfp!

awwww I'm so envious mrsE. congratulations to the cat!

Trust you to have a randy cat MrsE. - laughed myself silly reading that, but at the same time thinking, it could only happen to you!!! Love kittens me. Still wish my two were little

Still no AF peeps!!! TMI alert-really MOIST/wet down there (got that word in especially for you Retro !) that is really white/creamy on my pants and toilet paper, but clear and wet when I test with my finger-a new one on me

Other than that, just feeling really 'full', which is no surprising as there must be a lot of lining waiting being so late in the cycle but I can't help feeling the bloating could be something else. Too scared to get another BFN.

Limbo sucks!!!! On yer mother nature!

Haha MrsE, congrats to your cat!
Eek can't wait to see the pics.

Oh Kitty!! Your cycles really are a bit cray arent they!! Will you poas again?
I've decided if my temp is STILL up tomorrow i'll poas. Still got brown discharge.. again not much actually coming out, but there when I poke! Also had this weird sicky feeling today, like an acidy feeling.