Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

[PolytheneGirl]

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

Bfn on Superdrug and Tescos with this mornings fmu. But no AF and nips still tender.

Oh for a crystal ball!

Rhetro I am keeping my fingers tightly crossed for you!!!

No AF and tender nips sounds promising...maybe BFP will show tomorrow

I hope so Tilly. I'm spending far too much on tests!

When was af due retro?

Oh Retro how bloody annoying!!! Keeping everything crossed xx

I don't knooooow!

I'm on CD 39 today.

Think I ov'd ten days late, so AF is in theory late today. But could be due next week. Who knows?!

If I'm not upduffed I'm temping next cycle. Started temping this cycle a few days ago to check for AF drop, so I know I must have had an ov rise before 33 dpo.

So I guess the only thing I'm pretty sure of is that I'm at least 6dpo

By the way I'm feeling a little bit better this afternoon. Probably coz af is not making me feel crappy apart from mentally! I've not got any cramps or grotty feeling, you wouldn't know she was there but for the tampon changes! Lets hope that all future af's are like this one.

The good thing is that dh's SA is not in my fertile window so no wasted opportunities! However, we won't get the results back until after my next window so I guess its business as usual in a few days with my drawer full of opks ready :-)

That's the spirit victoria . Treat yourself and have double whammy of cake!

retro I am keeping everything firmly crossed for you

victoria that's good timing re the SA and glad you aren't feeling too bad physically. When DH had his SA if nothing else it helped us feel like we were doing something at least.

I've spent most of the day in bed - my tummy cramps are agonising. Keep rushing to toilet thinking AF has started but nothing yet. Can't see how this awful headache and cramps could be anything else though. hoping a glass of later might anaesthetise my pains.

Retro wait until tomorrow morning now she says, having peed on a superdrug test herself . I'm sure it will be positive and just give Retro Jr lots of positive vibes right now, no stress, just cake and love!

(How have I turned into a hippy?)

genni still sounds promising to me!!

Thanks mademoiselle. as ever I'm clinging on to hope but surely cramps as bad as this can only mean one thing?

are you poas again in the morning? how many dpo are you?

Not true genni, af cramps are a SYMPTOM! :)
fingers crossed retro :)

Good luck all! What's the pee/ fizz test?

I am CD11, due to ovulate Monday or Tuesday. This month we are trying pre seed and charting. I've been ill so my chart is totally fucked- no idea if it will MAke any sense post ovulation.

Really not been in the mood this month - no sex yet, let healthy diet lapse etc... Amazing what a bug does!

genni, sounds promising. Keeping everything crossed that we can skip off to the A/N threads together.

Mademoiselle, never mind turning into a hippy, keep those vibes flowing my way!

victoria, I'm really pleased AF is being kind (even if she is a bitch for even showing up). At least you get to pee on some sticks soon.

Still no AF. Still tender nips and I've hardly been poking them at all. I need to know either way tomorrow or I'll be going bonkers all day at school Monday and these kids can smell weakness!

Evening ladies - How are we all? Retro how many sticks do you have left??!

Nothing to report. BFP due in 9 days.. I'm trying not to second guess each cramp & niggle and the fact my boobs are humungous means absolutely nothing. Right?! Urgh!

I've asked on the May thread but nobody has answered, can anyone tell me if this chart looks like I've ovulated and when? It's all very confusing, lol

Hi all...I've been on the may bus as bfp due on the 1st but jumping back over as can't resist poas early :)

so sorry victoria af sucks. congrats on all the bfps!!!

linda sorry I have NO idea. I've only started temping this month and forever referred to trusty old Dr Google to help me make sense of it...

Starbright have you peed yet or keeping it for tomorrow?

Retro , I've decided to go all hippy-ish and searched for conception relaxation videos on YouTube. First one I clicked on has an irritating American accent but is really good for calming down, meditating (on the colour blue, with classical music) a bit and keeping the good vibes flowing to your peanut...not everyone's cup of tea I guess but I've found it extremely helpful. Let us know how you get on tomorrow, I am convinced all is well :-)

And genni : cramps are definitely a SYMPTOM!!

So...are we all synchronised peeing into cups tomorrow morning? And then mass exodus to the a/n thread with fancy shouting fleshy labia?! Teehee!

Was I first to pee?

Bfn on a Tescos. And another mahoosive temp drop. I really think I'm out, I'm just so angry at that stupid test. Going to crack on with school work today and wait for AF to show

Sorry for the doom and gloom, fx that we get some more positive news this morning.

BFP!!!!!!!!!!! Arghh!! Dp asleep beside me. It's his bday.
sort of lines yestersay but not certain so used a frer today. Unmistakable

Brilliant star, what a fab present! Wrap up the pee stuck for him

Who's next?!

Retro , that just sucks beyond imaginable. Have you used the superdrug one too? How many dpo are you now? (Sorry, too much hassle to scroll back in phone)...

I'm about to piac now and I was just hoping so much to be getting your excellent news. Please keep us updated!

Eeeeeeek starbright ! Congratulations!!! [imaginary champagne emoticon]

I think I'm next...