Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

[PolytheneGirl]

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

Might test tomorrow so hubby is around. If she hasn't come of course. Not sure if I feel period-y or not today. Kinda got backache and front ache...

What are your SYMPTOMS retro?

Congratulations retro what an amazing birthday present! :-)

Sorry fancy how many dpo are you now? If no AF you're still in with a chance (that's all I keep thinking) :-/

Retro fantastic news ! Happy birthday I will have this for you

Ok, stats time:

Cycle 5 of ttc, my cycles are very irregular and have been 18, 26, 17, 26 and this one was gearing up to be 38.

DTD CD 12, 16, 22, 25, 27. (Slow month)
Ov'd I think, based on small amt of ewcm and high cervix on Cd23/24

NUDP, legs up for a bit, got raging drunk on CD 24, had a couple of hot-ish baths around when implantation would have been.

SYMPTOMS:
Nose bleeds, snotty, snoring (!), tender nips yesterday and the day before. That's it really. Anything else I could have been making up due to being hyper aware but I have had some twinges.

Bfp on CD 38. My 30th birthday

EDD based on ov date is 2nd Jan.

fancy, you're not out till AF shows. I've been peeing on 20mlu sticks all week and getting nowt. Fx!

Such great news Retro and happy preggo birthday! That's a birthday you'll always remember. Oh how I love a good story like this one.

Fancy and Victoria: you're still in it! Fx.

Got everything crossed for you Victoria, after your mammoth TTC journey, I feel it's your time!!

Thanks for stats retro!! No marathon shagging there! Here's to a happy and healthy pregnancy
See you on the dragon thread soon... I hope!!

That's such great news! Guess who'll be painting the nursery in the new house this August!

English, I'll be along when I've finished mopping up the latest nosebleed

Talk about weird symptoms no one told you about!

I've already picked the colour MrsE!

Arghhhhhhhh!!! Happy PREGNANT birthday Retro so happy for you

Exciting stuff Retro. Great morning news!

My DH didn't believe it until the line was really strong and then got excited. He thought I was imaging but until he could blatantly see it himself.

Oh Retro you can be our MN guinea pig and pour your pee into some bleach

Third pic, sorry, but as it dries it's getting clearer!

It's going to be so hard keeping it secret. I'm going to tell my mum this evening, but wait as long as I can which may not be long before telling anyone else.

Will be tricky as BIL and SIL know we're trying, so as soon as I'm not drinking they'll know! Might have to avoid them for a bit.

Omg congrats & happy birthday Retro!

shakes green pompoms & shows off new dragon cheer leading outfit

Xx

WOOOOOHOOOOO Retro! Congratulations I'm so happy for you Happy 30th Birthday how fucking brilliant! !

Yes I know I've left this bus but I can't keep away

Yay! Congrats retro! Wonderful news! What a birthday present

Retro you can get alcohol free wine-you could try that! DH could sneakily fill your glass up with the no alcohol bottle.

I'm travelling with my boss at work next week and always drink in the eve on work trips. Any suggestions on how to hide it from her (now 5 weeks-did a test again this morning to confirm nothing has gone wrong in the last week and the pregnant line came up before the control )?

Hmm, caged, could you be on ABs for something?

Or a urine infection, embarrassing so boss won't ask too many questions either.

awwwww congratulations retro.
I've had the strongest feeling all week you were and I was right. I am so happy for you. We'll miss you though!!!!! Happy birthday too!

bfn for me on 14 dpo. just waiting for AF to arrive now. probably sunday/Monday I think. I've also woken up with a bad cold and throat so apart from joy for retro it's a pretty gloomy day all round.

Thank you all so much for being here to support and encourage the crazy. It would have been so much harder without you mad lot to talk to, you've helped me to realise that I'm normal! (By standards anyway)

I know for me it was a relatively short journey and it was a roller coaster. I'm wishing so hard that those of you who have been waiting a while get the result they want soon.

congratulations retro what a fantastic birthday present! !!! [roar] so happy for you

Yay for Retro!!! Big George the hugs and roars for you! And happy birthday too! What an amazing present!

(Apologies for all of the !!!'s, I get a bit button-happy when I'm excited).

Brilliant Retro! Delighted for you, Hurrah!!

I would appear to be in limbo! The flood never materialised???? Af please get your skates on! I've done a test and bfn so I know it's just stress. I'm one massive ball of stress but limbo is horrid. I've had 2 fried egg sandwiches in 2 days and I raided my step daughters Easter egg! She left it behind! So I'm ready! Rear your ugly head you awful woman, I defy you!