Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March! Part two!

[Treaclepie19]

Another thread for a chatty bunch!!!
Think positive ladies! :)

Retro I'm also constipated, but thought that was because I didn't drink enough yesterday. My arse is bleeding I had bowel surgery last year too many times so it's a bit sensitive!

Haha computer virus indeed!

Something that did spook me yesterday was when I'm out I never need a wee. I've got the PElvic floor of an ox, lol! But I had to relent and go at earls court joining the massive queue took 25 minutes. Dh was like, mrsE that's not like you! Strange as I felt dehydrated.

Ooh MrsExtra, sounds like symptoms!

I had an upset stomach on Thursday, but (sorry, tmi) have barely 'been' since. And I've been eating a normal amount.

I'm not sure where it's all going

IT'S ALL SYMPTOMS

Pmsl kate! I'm not picturing you with wild hair running down a street somewhere with crazy hands!

ITS ALL SYMPTOMS I TELLS YOU!!!!

Nah, not doing that. I'm currently sitting doing some marking and doing a lot of trumping, telling myself IT'S SYMPTOMS.

I just peed a little coughing . This does not bode well.

Kate when I was pg with DS I had terrible wind! I would say that was my number one symptom. It got to a point where I just couldn't keep it in and just had to keep saying "I'm really sorry! - it's the baby!!"

Haha retro if your not duffed, ill eat my hat! reminding myself to squeeze ox like pelvic floor before coughing

I hope it's a tasty hat... I have form for totally imagining things. Last month I spent 3 days pre-AF sat on the sofa moaning that 'My woooomb huurts!' drama queen

Although it does feel oddly crampy now... Must send the FRERs away with DH.

Ladies you're making me over analyse!!
I'm constipated where normally it is the opposite as i have ibs. Sorry tmi.

Probably my only symptom... Oh and I've been off work ill for two days when normally in no matter what. Hmmm.
Dont feel this is our month though :(

Oh dear. Af due between Thurs and Saturday. I already feel very snappy (poor dh) and tummy feels like the normal girly pains are brewing.

I did have to buy fizzy cola bottle sweets yesterday, an unusual choice for me, but nothing even slightly resembling a symptom.

Think I'm probably out. :(

Like the cheery atmosphere this evening

Ok, I'll tell you where I'm at (Dragons' Den-style, or should that be Penis Dragons' Den?!)

CD25. 8/9DPO. Day 3 of spotting. Day 4 of horrible pre-AF symptoms (nausea, bloating, headache). AF due to arrive with a vengeance tomorrow morning!

How's everyone else? Sorry to hear about your yucky illnesses

Treacle I am just going to inbox you!

I'm sorry ginger! Is the hair no longer fluffy?!

I'm going with ill being a good thing until af comes and then I shall blame illness or dh on being completely insane with pretend pg symptoms!

I'll shake a low key pom pom for encouragement treacle!

Thanks missmrs, have replied :)

Haha thanks MrsE :) Hoping we're in with a chance but not very optimistic.

BTW I just picked up 20 clearblue digi opks on eBay for £23.50 +p&p. Thought that was quite good.

Hello all

Wide awake from jet lag so decided to catch up.

So sorry to read your post choccy, truly I am.

I am 1dpo so long wait ahead. I'm not going to think about it whilst on holiday though. Feel like we DtD as much as we possibly could so if this isn't our month I don't quite know what to do next!

Hope all are well. Good luck to all - we need another BFP to lift the bus I think!

Really sorry to read back and see your news choccy and also sorry to everyone else who hasn't had good news this month.

I'm on CD25 and 11DPO, last 2 cycles AF came on CD26 so am expecting it any day now. I thought I was playing it really cool this 2ww and trying not to over think things but for some reason today I can think of little else! Its so hard not to convince yourself that you might be preggo even when you've decided to mentally prepare yourself that you aren't for damage limitation!

Morning all! I'm still off work today till I can breathe without wheezing yet I am wide awake at 6am yet again.

This morning I have had to make myself cereal as I am ravenous. My temps have also gone back up a bit...

This is going to sound crazy...

I think I'm unlikely to be pg because we were so lucky with the house. I (and DH has said it too) feel like we don't deserve to have all the luck. Does anyone else get this? I feel like to have the house, and a baby would just be too good. We've actually had a pretty fantastic last year for various reasons and I can't help being worried that there's some serious shit on its way. We feel like we're living a charmed life...

DH said the other day that it we had a choice between moving, and no baby, or staying in our little house forever then he'd stay here happily and have DCs, and I totally get what he means. It should be a payoff because no one deserves all the good stuff while some people have none.

I also believe that by testing on Sunday instead of waiting till Thursday which I'd said all along, I've jinxed my chances . I'll be counting magpies next did not already do this whilst viewing the new house. Four for a boy

Hum, early morning maudlin-ness.

Ginger" missmrs, you're not out till AF arrives!

Urggh! CD20 and I still don't think I've ovulated! Never wanted my ovulation pains so badly!!! Have had really dry mouth all day yesterday and still have it, so hope it's ovulation signs. Even if it was though, still too late for a viable implantation I shouldn't wonder...Grrrrr, still DTD in case.

Lots of virtual hugs Choccy

Retro I know exactly what you mean and said this to dh. The last two years for us have been perfect. We got engaged, bought our lovely house then got married and we still have enough money saved to buy a new car soon and hopefully kit out a nursery. We are still blissfully happy too and feel a bit like a teenager in love while my friends have all had house/relationship problems. So I feel like we will be the couple that cant have kids while im also thinking it would make life perfect

Im sure we are being paranoid though but its been on my mimd a lot

sixth flashing smiley this morning too grrrrr

toots, that's exactly it. I have to keep reminding myself that DH and I have both worked our butts off (DH far more than me) to get ourselves here and we have been patient as far as waiting to TTC. While all around us were getting up duffed by accident I was taking my pill religiously and being remarkably honest if I missed one!

If it's any consolation, a friend of a friend has beautiful kids, rich husband, is a model (!) and is blissfully happy. Obviously no one knows what goes on behind closed doors but she does seem to have it all. And she's nice

Choccy, I'm so sorry that this appears to be happening again, but you are in good hands with your professor. I really feel for you, you've had a shit few months. Sending you a massive unMN hug.

Kitty - if you ovulate late, AF will be late. There's no reason that late ovulation couldn't produce a viable pregnancy. Don't be hard on yourself.

Hope everyone else that is poorly feels better soon.

I'm cd27, stomach has felt a bit twingey all wknd but my temps don't correlate with either ovulation or pregnancy. It would be a bloody miracle if I was upduffed, despite major DTD-athon!! Normally have a 12 day lp so I guess the bitch should arrive by on Wednesday if I did ovulate. Going to at least wait til Friday if nothing.

I just want to know what I can do to get my cycles sorted. Before my stupid early mc they were relatively normal, 29/30 days. With ovulation around cd16-18.

Wow retro. Maybe some people do get all the luck. Im no model so maybe I can have a bit more luck and have some babies!! Yes, everyone is having babies which hurts. And my mum keeps going on about who is pg and why she isnt a granny. Trying not to tell her we are ttc so she will be super happy when we do get pg. But my patience will be gone soon!!!

That should read why isnt she a granny lol