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Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March! Part two!

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Treaclepie19 · 15/03/2014 23:27

Another thread for a chatty bunch!!!
Think positive ladies! :)

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MrsExtraOrdinary · 17/03/2014 22:49

Kate the nipples symptom turned into my 6 year old son. I did a test after that, negative, looked at it again a few hours later and there was half a line there. It was the worlds worst timed pg but I was determined to have him, even though I'd left my hb and was on my own. It was actually very liberating and only good came from it.

How very dare that man comparing nipples to a tortoise! I hope you had some firm words in the description of his wonky genitalia!

I confess 87 is really obsessive. I think I'm addicted to buying them. It came about because I'm such an awkward size whenever I found one I'd just buy it! 87 bras later I need a clear out. But I'm a bit addicted now. I do find my boobs fluctuate depending on my level of thinness obviously bordering on fat at the mo

EnglishGirlAbroad · 17/03/2014 22:56

Well my DH is always making jokes about my apparently big nipples! We compare mine to anyone we see in the media who might happen to have their tits out!! I don't think mine are that big, but a bit concerned they may take over my whole boob when i do get pg!! Shock

Treaclepie19 · 17/03/2014 23:36

Just had to read back like 4 pages!

Sorry ladies, been to the opera with DH :) Then cone back to watch Mr Selfridge.

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Gingerbreadlady1 · 17/03/2014 23:41

treacle I'm catching up too, & cackling like an old crone reading back. Been out for a lovely meal and lots of red wine, not a great idea as ovulating but it's month nine-fucking-teen TTC!!!

RetroHippy · 18/03/2014 04:25

I suppose the advantage of waking up hungry at 4am for the last week is that I do blearily flush my fmu and therefore the temptation to pee.

Zermatt · 18/03/2014 04:30

What I like about temping;

a) the pretty graph
b) seeing patterns on the pretty graph
c) feeling like I am doing something each day in regards to TTC
d) confirmation that ov has happened and how many dpo I am

What I hate about temping;

a) the fact I sleep lighter now as when I go to sleep I keep thinking about when I can wake up and temp (currently waking at 3am, 5am and 7am)
b) the fact that I start every day thinking about ttc regardless of when I am in my cycle
c) yet another thing to obsess over each month (e.g. does a dip at day 8 mean implantation? It must to right, right? Am I right?)
d) The end of the 2ww when the temp does a massive dip and I know that af is now immenient.

So am not going to temp next month as I think I know enough now to just wing it (with opks)

Temp dipped today :(

RetroHippy · 18/03/2014 04:36

I love temping zermatt, for all the reasons you said, big I totally get the thing about obsessing. I spend ages comparing my chart to the gallery on FF to see which ones are similar.

A dip isn't the end of the world. Check out the galleries!

RetroHippy · 18/03/2014 04:37

*but

MrsExtraOrdinary · 18/03/2014 04:49

Haha to flushing the magic wee away.

I think this flu bug could just piss off now. I've woken up with earache Sad it's incredibly painful. Ds has just been sick everywhere again. I can tell today's going to be thrilling Confused

Zermatt · 18/03/2014 04:50

Haha, I do the same Retro, have spent this morning looking surreptiously at the pregnancy charts on FF looking for ones that also had a dip at 12DPO but still got a BFP Wink

I've also been using the chart overlay function to compare this months chart with last month and they're so different, this time last cycle my temp was 36.10 and today its 36.62 Confused Even though I say I wont chart next cycle I dont know if I can resist.....

I'm pretty sure AF is coming though as my face looks like a hawaiian pizza, my boobies are like a couple of rocks and I keep getting the familiar twinges.

Fingerscrossed36 · 18/03/2014 06:45

Peed on my frer and a bfn Sad CD44

I'm at a complete loss as to the length of my cycle now, also insufficient dtd will now have taken place for this to be our month

Come on witch so I can try and work out what the hell is going on.

AF - 14th Jul, 26th Aug, 26th Dec, 2nd Feb don't suppose I should be all that surprised

Owlie84 · 18/03/2014 07:00

Oh no Fingers sorry to hear about the BFN :( I got one too this morning on an IC after telling myself I wouldn't until Thursday :( fuck sake, I'm so stupid.

Zermatt · 18/03/2014 07:02

How early are you all testing?

Zermatt · 18/03/2014 07:02

sorry Fingers just read your post, it must be excriciatingly frustrating for you.

Treaclepie19 · 18/03/2014 07:03

Don't beat yourself up owlie! We all do it!

Cd26 today, 9dpo. Am not testing til friday after testing yesterday.

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katecupoftea · 18/03/2014 07:09

mrs we didn't last long after that. His impotence issue contributed a lot to that.

fingers have you been to the dr about your cycles? Have you always had them this long?

Zermatt · 18/03/2014 07:21

I really wouldnt mind a christmas baby if this month is a non goer, I shall call him/her Jesus Grinch Ebeneezer Penis Dragon the first.

Owlie84 · 18/03/2014 07:23

I'm 11 or -2 dpo depending on which app I'm looking at, so AF due at the weekend. So no testing til then!

Owlie84 · 18/03/2014 07:23

Meant 11 or 12 dpo...

katecupoftea · 18/03/2014 07:26

Lol zermatt!!!

EnglishGirlAbroad · 18/03/2014 07:46

Haha! Zermatt! Love the name!! Wink
I also love helping but once ovulation takes places I obsess, so I'm considering temping until I ov then stopping. But who am I kidding!

Sorry for the bfns Sad
I'm going to poas on fri if nothing else has happened here.

RetroHippy · 18/03/2014 08:16

I love the name Zermatt!

Zermatt · 18/03/2014 08:26

Jeebs for short, obvs.

EnglishGirlAbroad · 18/03/2014 08:31

oh bugger... that was meant to say temp, not help!!

mama31 · 18/03/2014 08:33

Choccy just want to say I'm so so sorry to read your news again....that is just utterly devastating, you are so strong and will get through this and will get your little miracle I know it. Your holidays sound exactly what you need and deserve right now. Huge hugs!!!!!!!!!

Hope everyone else is doing ok. Bfp's are scant on here...hoping it picks up soon.