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Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March! Part two!

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Treaclepie19 · 15/03/2014 23:27

Another thread for a chatty bunch!!!
Think positive ladies! :)

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RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:35

I know! So brave. I think I'd be having nightmares forever.

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:35

I'm Envy that your boobs are big enough to lean on. I'd need to ask someone else to lean on mine!

Spotti · 17/03/2014 21:36

I am so glad it's not just me going "ooh...eeeeeee...ow! >cringe

EnglishGirlAbroad · 17/03/2014 21:37

No fecking symptoms here apart from a twingey tummy yesterday!! Cycle pissing 7 is looming!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkk

Sorry for my tourettey outburst!

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:38

Go crazy English we all know swearing is funny.

Feck! Arse!

katecupoftea · 17/03/2014 21:41

No, am 34B/32C, I was just leaning reeeeally far over the table! School marking woes.

EnglishGirlAbroad · 17/03/2014 21:46

When will Mother FUCKING Nature give me a FUCKING bfp! Her BITCHY presence is not welcome on this bus! FUCK off you WHORE

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:46

Haha! I've been putting off reports all day. So ivevgot that to look forward to tomorrow Hmm

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:46

That's it English! You fucking go for it!!!

EnglishGirlAbroad · 17/03/2014 21:47

that should do it!! Hopefully she'll get the hint!!

katecupoftea · 17/03/2014 21:47

You tell that twat English!

EnglishGirlAbroad · 17/03/2014 21:48

of course i don't swear that much in RL....I'm a lady Wink

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:50

I'm not Grin

MrsExtraOrdinary · 17/03/2014 21:53

Well ive told dh if we don't get paid soon I'll have to go out braless!Blush I'm a bra obsessive, with a large number 87 in my drawer. But they are all too small! I'm a 32f usually, I've got a 32g for fat days, but am spilling out of that too! They ache like mad!!! Probably not helped by my achy tight chest either.

Now have any of you noticed darker arioli? I had this before I'd even peed on a stick once, caught a glimpse in the mirror and though oi oi it's time for a test. So far I've not noticed anything but I'm on nipple watch!

Littlebear81 · 17/03/2014 21:58

Really sorry to hear your news choccy. Sending you a virtual hug!

I've already started symptom spotting and don't even know if I've ovulated yet this month! Just pigged out on a massive chocolate desert during OBEM and don't even feel guilty.

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 21:59

No boob change at all. And I do keep stopping by mirrors (in the house obviously) to check.

The size increase certainly sounds promising! But seriously, 87 bras?! I think I have three that is wear every day in rotation, and a few more for sexy times or nice events. And two of those are from Aldi Grin

katecupoftea · 17/03/2014 22:01

How did the dark nippled test end up Mrs?

Cor, great bra size. Might develop a boob crush on you.

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 22:08

Haha, boob crush. I once got told I had perfect breasts.

I was 22 though, and he was pretty drunk Wink

they'd fall into the 'ok' category now.

katecupoftea · 17/03/2014 22:16

Mine are average at best. Have a bit of a weird-nip problem. A bastard of an ex once said they looked like the mouth of an old tortoise.

Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March! Part two!
Owlie84 · 17/03/2014 22:21

Aw Kate! :(( I don't have any nips at all - :(((((
But my boobs are tingling and hurt quite a bit for the first time in ages - hopefully a good sign! I think I'm 10 or 11 dpo so going to test on thurs I think.

Choccy I hope you're doing ok this evening. I'm thinking g of you Thanks

RetroHippy · 17/03/2014 22:33

I think whatever our feminine quirks are, when you compare them to the male counterpart we have no reason to complain Grin

At least our genitals are neat and tidy ish as long as you don't look too closely

bellaboo88 · 17/03/2014 22:40

Just had to stop by & send my virtual best wishes to chocky, im gutted but quite sure it will happen for you soon.

Hehehe leany boob, I wonder if its worth me noting boob pain in my cycles as have little real boob and I'm plastic fantastic. Had a nightmare last week they'd encapsulated & I had to have them redone & put off TTC!

Bfp soon for us lurkers to get excited about please!!!

MissMrsMummy · 17/03/2014 22:42

Haha like the nip talk! Mine are really small! I didn't really know until I saw my friend breast feed yesterday and hers were huge! Will mine get bigger if when I get pg? I kind of hope so but kind of don't want huge scary teat-tits! Hmm

impatienceisavirtue · 17/03/2014 22:47

My boobs were actually leaking last month - and it was VERY early days. Crazy! I haven't been checking regularly this month honestly of course I flaming well have

PolytheneGirl · 17/03/2014 22:49

I have really small boobs and nips. They did get slightly bigger with my DS and bf. I think some people get massive changes.