Ski Sunday music ready, the BESH are Bobsleighing their way through the icy slopes of hope and despair to win their medals

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If you’re over 30, ttc over 12 months and wearing nipple tassels under your snowsuit then this just might be the thread for you - if you can prove yourself bitter and evil enough. We’ll be the judge of that. Don your snowsuit , cowbell ready - fill in the BESHtionnaire and prepare to meet our icy glare. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

MissH I don't rate internet cheapies, or Tesco tests. The lines are too faint, I think they don't put much dye in them. CB digis with conception indicators are Satan's work because the dating isn't accurate (for me anyway) and leads to fear and terror that the diffment isn't progressing. FRER is the most sensitive, in my experience anyway. I haven't done a night shift in about a month. Poor MrH.

So are we all watching Ski Sunday? Ta da daah, ta da dah, ta da daaah...!

I am! I love watching skiing, I am not a good skier and am continually amazed by what they can do.

I'm bloody brilliant

Not really. I'm alright though. However I don't think my knee would handle what I used to make it do. And poor old Schumacher has unnerved me. I'm never skiing without a helmet again.

Oh I want to go NOOOOOOOOWWWWW!

My crush of shame is currently Bode.

I would like to be sitting outside the bar in Kimberley, British Columbia, with a pint of the local lager watching the much better skiers coming down the bottom of the slopes :)

Bode is Hot. But I wouldn't say no to many of the male skiers, they all have a lovely healthy look and thighs and buttocks that could crack walnuts. Bode might have a better season if he concentrates on skiing instead of pathetic squabbling over his kids name.

hest I bet you're a bloody good skier. You're much too hard on yourself! Fair enough about the creaky knee though. Ice skating is more my thing.

Ice skating? What, like PROPERLY? Cool!

Well he just came third, so he's doing alright. We saw his tour bus in Kitzbuhl once And he's 36 so only two years younger than me, so you know, technically I have a chance

I'll sit on the volleyball playing wife and squash her, while you distract him

Ice skating - not super properly, like competition levels, but I started lessons as an adult and actually took to it really well and progressed through the levels fairly quickly and easily. But I changed jobs so couldn't make the lessons, and I haven't been skating in ages now. I miss it quite a lot, when I had loads of crap going on I found it was something I could completely lose myself in. Great exercise too.

I'll bet. It's one of those things you need to completely throw yourself into.

I like cold as long as it's dry. I'm not very good at hot.

Bugs the sleb programme starts on Channel 4 tonight at 8pm. It's called "The Jump"

My skyplus is set too :)

Another TV here that will be tuned to the Jump tonight. Strains of squealing celebs on the advert pulled me right in. I bloody love skiing, haven't been in years though as it's expensive and not really ROCH's thing.

I can't wait for summer. I want the next couple of months to be O.V.A.H.

Fed up of rain. FED UP FED UP FED UP FED UP

Drama over! Dtd woke up the Droid!

I am now back to the happy place I was in a week ago! I only went menkul cos the Dr told me I'd ovulated causing all the am I/aren't I stress! Before that I was just looking forward to the Droidal visit so that I knew the WTF cycle was over! I'm looking forward to loads of stuff over the next few months and will be quite happy to conceive in June after everyone else has had their baybees!

Now I'm just annoyed that the evil one will scupper shagging on our night away next friday! But now I'll enjoy the Brewery Tour!

hest I am sick to the back teeth of bloody shitting rain.

Noooo, I missed Ski Sunday doing pesky work. Dammit. I must remember The Jump later.

Skiers do look so terribly healthy. But the comedy goggle tans do put me off.

I have been skiing about 4 times, but only ever for a weekend. Which means I spend the first day remembering how it all works, the second day hurting like hell because I have used a load of muscles for the first time in a year and then feel like I'm getting the hang of it by the third day and then have to leave. So I've never progressed beyond getting down blues badly. I'd like to be good at it. Maybe one day. Ice skating would be ace.

missh I've always got a result with internet cheapies brushes over episode of menkulling when the line wasn't getting any bloody darker

In the time it took me to post that, missh has had a shag and got a droid. She's far more efficient than I am.

I am with wink and hest on the bloody rain. Surely the sky must be all wrung out by now?

BASTARD FUCKING CUNTING CUNTING RAIN. CUNT.

Sorry

Pahahaha @ Hest no necessary!

NB: I was worried about a PG anyways as I wouldn't have been able to have the day4/rmc/fertility tests this week. Plus it would have got OH out of providing a jizz sample and I feel he needs to have a bit of worry over all this ttc lark!

Bugs are you me? I went on one snow holiday. Tried to snowboard. I fell off the chair lift. I fell off my board. I spent more time on my arse than my feet. And it was cold.