Ski Sunday music ready, the BESH are Bobsleighing their way through the icy slopes of hope and despair to win their medals

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If you’re over 30, ttc over 12 months and wearing nipple tassels under your snowsuit then this just might be the thread for you - if you can prove yourself bitter and evil enough. We’ll be the judge of that. Don your snowsuit , cowbell ready - fill in the BESHtionnaire and prepare to meet our icy glare. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

Well done Hest - get those creative savoury juices flowing

There's always a chance bugs - we were a bit rampant this month ??

Ha, that was supposed to be a blushing emoticon - bloody useless phone app

I like pecans too, but I usually bake the brownies for the office and one colleague has a nut allergy.

Bloody nut allergies really make things boring for the rest of us!!

Will ponder poas...depends on how much damage is done to kidneys first. Pee sticks always make me feel sad tho

Amazing fertilisation bugs, fingers crossed for the next few days.

hest you really haven't killed your eggs, honestly. Its ok to be a sleeping stabbing person at the moment, you're putting your body under massive strain, so rest and look after yourself. But marmite? Yeurgh. Baked cod sounds a lot better.

fab interesting! I shall dig out my boxing gloves for your kidneys.

Chocolate buns and brownies, it's a good day to be working from home. You've inspired me and I shall bake too.

Hest please stop driving yourself round the bend. Bugs has amazing numbers, which is great for her but has no impact whatsoever on your chances. I am keeping everything crossed for some fab embies for you. Remember, draf only had 2 good embies by ET, and she's very diffed, euro only had 1 slightly ropy embryo by ET, she's diffed and rapidly approaching the 12 week mark. I had loads of good looking embies, but my fresh round didn't work. So it's partially a numbers game, but that is just because you need a good enough embie to be transferred.

Also menkulling is allowed on here, as much as anyone likes, just don't make yourself more miz than necessary. Incidentally, hes, I do think I mainly hear evil DRing drucks talking. Btw I'd love a piece of the baked cod of comfort.

Now, fab, get your kidneys in view. I shall poke them hard and shower you in shrimps.

Btw egg killing is a challenge, I am sure a bit of aspirin is okay. The headaches are awful, I had bad ones on DRing and on menopur (sans DRing) so I am feeling loads of sympathy for you on that horrid combination.

My embies were all awful, driz, that's why they put two back. No-one, least of all us, expected either of them to do well. It's all witchcraft, I reckon.

Many boobs? I heard it's rife with boobs. It would give me an inferiority complex.

hest there are boobs of every imaginable shape and size. And arses. Lots and lots of arses. Some of them very yum indeed.

I'm trying to remember how GoT starts now. Beheadings and direwolves? Yeah, it's a bit gory every now and then...

Game of Boobs and Arses then?

I highly recommend Supernatural if you're looking for something to get into. There are 8 seasons available at the moment and I think the 9th is currently airing in the USA.

It can be a bit scary/gory at times, but I'm a total wuss and if I can handle it, anyone can!

Plus it has the rather lickable Jensen Ackles to perve over

Bugs GOT is immense! Some episodes we like to guess how many times they'll use the cunt word, others, how many times we'll see tits n arse but mainly we love it coz it's a rollicking good story and NO-ONE is safe. NO-ONE! Khal Drogo is my pet perve. Sigh.

Am aching from various kidney punches but I'm not going to test until tomorrow when at least it will be a day post droid date. It feels a bit previous to waste a stick before I'm late iykwim.

PS Hest, what Driz said.

God I love those Extra Power pain relievers I used to live off them and cried actual tears when the consultant said not to take aspirin. They won't have nuked your eggs, hest. And while we are on the subject - no one is to feel bad about small numbers of eggs. I only got 5 fertilised and refuse to feel down about it.

Droid is here so I'm booked in now for FET. And my colleague and lovely friend who got diffed at the same clinic had her baybee yesterday, so I'm lookin on that as a good omen

Wouldn't dare! Positivity is good. Go FizzyFrostie!

Go Bugs !

MissH!! Hope you're feeling better now lovely. FYI I'm a terrible blood giver and after 2 ivf rounds and copious blood letting my strategy is to drink 1 litre or more of water beforehand and no weeing. It totally works

Thanks Fab - advice I will be heeding on Friday!

Bugs 13 is bloody brilliant!!

Hest better for you to take painkillers & be more relaxed because you don't have a headache than not taking tablets & stressed because your head hurts. That would be my logic anyway. Bugs speaks the truth about quality not quantity.