Roll up, roll up, come enjoy the BESH funfair!

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Come to the BESH funfair - we have a coconut shy, apple bobbing, dodgems and much much more. The prizes? Shiny new BFPs, of course. You can only go on the rides if you're a barren 30plus-er, the entrance fee is one completed BESHtionairre.

Arse wipes. First peak day? You could try again later. If you hit the last high day that is almost as good as a peak. I thought i was out this month due to knackered husband at ovulation time but turns out two days early was fine! Sechs fail always depressing though. Its the pressure of it all sometimes

Arrrgh bugs, sechsfails are so frustrating. for you. Any chance of a shag today/tonight? I'm sure you'll not lay your egg for a few hours. Have you managed it at all in the last few days?

It's cold this morning. I don't want to get up.

The frustration of sechsfail....

Oh Bugs, how frustrating. Does he know it's ov time?

Good luck for your scan today Drizz.

Bugs I just noticed you name change, I like it! Good luck persuading later. Can you force feed espressos or red bull to gp?

Fingers crossed for driz today.

I'm sure you're all delighted to know I managed to get up. I'm having breakfast in Costa and have discovered their autumnal hot spiced apple drink is delicious.

Ooo, spiced apple things are generally pretty nice!

There's still time, bugs. You could send him suggestive messages all afternoon to (ahem) get his blood up?

HOTB got up at 5:30am today very sneakily, but no need as I'd been awake for fifteen minutes already by then, arrrrgh. At least I was able to drop off again around seven, but waking up at ten is just weird - I feel like a zombie

Fingers crossed for good scannage, driz :)

It's not coffee bugs, I'm not that keen on flavoured coffee drinks. It's hot apple juice with star anise and cinnamon.

Wankstains bug :(

Arsebadger Bugs. Rubbish.

Grr bugs!

For those not oh the other place, scan was good! So happy and relieved!

Not unreasonable at all! Tho don't drink so much you scupper the changes of sechsing and ironidiffage!

Hurrah Drizz

Bugs meet him at the door in just your undies & some killer heels - he won't be able to say no

Maybe if he had a powernap?

I'd love a good ravaging. It's been 23 days since I had a shag.

I hope so bugs.

Do you know what pisses me off? (Amongst other things). Instadiffers who are all "dp is disappointed I fell so fast, he was looking forward to lots of practising teehee lolz hunny". Ttc/sex issues came very fucking close to destroying my otherwise wonderful marriage. It is NOT fun, NOT exciting, so FUCK OFF.

Due to hormone implants and then IVF, we've spent the last four months having to use condoms for the first time in years. As much as we hate them, the simple fact of it not being SWI has made sex much more fun. It's a definite plus point of the IVF process, I think :)

Here's hoping you get some when he wakes up, bugs.