Harry Potter and the rise of the BESH: Instadiffers, baby dusters and huns will be subject to the spell Evanesco!!.

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Expecto Patronum

If you are you over 30 and have been ttc for over 12 months, are witch like or even better a complete hag and willing to abuse your powers of wizardry to conjure up gin by the bucket load, then fill out the Beshionnaire and join us if you dare in our battle against BESH curse.

Instadiffers and baby dusters will be turned into frogs and used in a potion.

Peskipiksi Pesternomi!!!

I'm sorry Euro. It's shit. Pleased you've got a space at CRGH open evening though, I like a plan in place to, I can cope with it all if I have dates and plans. It's uncertainty that tips me over the edge.

Grrrrrr Euro I'm so sorry. And will take additional fish face slaps for getting your hopes up. Here's hoping to a good new plan for you that will work

Oh euro, I'm so sorry.

"Centre for Reproductive and Gynaeological Health" is my guess. Seems a little weird not to have the location in the name, though.

I'm sorry Euro. Glad you've got your place. Hopefully you can sort out a plan and find out what's going on soon.

Good luck with stabbing Rasp.

Hope you feel marginally better for your cry Cherry.

Hope everyone else is ok

Oh no Bugs. That's shit. I'd be furious. But he might wake up tomorrow and be very apologetic. He's going to need to do dome serious grovelling though. Here, have the catfish of comfort and some gin. Hope you're alright.

Men can be such sensitive stroppy creatures sometimes.MATV picks fights sometimes, usually I'd he's been stressed at work. I always take the bait though and end up in tears. Fingers crossed for a apology this morning. Hopefully he'll realise he was out of order.

Good for you on the crying Cherry. It's definitely therapeutic and helps I think.

Oh Bugs that sounds shitty. Hopefully he'll see sense this morning. Stick to your guns if not though!

Rasp - does stabbing commence today?

Stabbing commenced at 0700. It was fine, didn't really even feel it. Just read the massively negative condescending information leaflet that came with it. I'm just going to ignore it, it was clearly written by a misogynistis barren hater.

*Misogynistic

Sorry about that bugs. I hope he wakes up very apologetic.

Good luck for stabbing rasp!

I've done it! Was fine :)

How are you feeling?

Oh, bugs, that's so frustrating. It's so much worse when it's the ones you love being dicks, isn't it? Hopefully he'll wake up in a better mood and be nice to you again.

Well done rasp! You are clearly much more of a morning person than I am - I stab at 8.30am I'm curious about the info leaflet though - give us a quote?!

It just goes on about how women using fertility drugs should aware that miscarriage is much higher in those using drugs than the 'normal' population and how the chance of deformities/defects are higher. It's just patronising and unnesecessary wording I think.

Ps MATV was not impressed on stabbing time but he leaves for work on weekdays at 730!

Congrats on the no nonsense stabbing routine rasp. Awesome work. The derrogatory 'ness' of most medical terminology will never cease to amaze me.

When I was first disgnosed with POF by the GP she referred me to the FC 'to see if they can salvage anything'. What like my youth, my hopes and dreams that you just shattered with your vile language and your poor bedside manner, bitch? Misogynistic is a cool word.

bugs I hope you have woken up to a grovelling apology. Fish and gin to all hags.

YANBU Bugs. He owes you a face to face apology but the fact he left a note would console me that he'd realised what a toss pot he'd been at least.

I asked MATV if I could have a sticker, he said I could have a slap in the chops for whining so much pre stab! He's such a romantic.

I love the word misogynistic cherry, not the meaning, just the word!

Well done on the stabbing Rasp, a lot of the worry about it is down to the waiting rather than the act itself.

Bugs, you definitely deserve a fact to face apology, plus flowers, chocolates and a nice dinner out.

Is the weight loss down to food not sticking to your insides any more, bugs?

Well done on the weight loss Bugs! Hope he is making it up to you Big Stylee as I write.

I'm shattered today. Rang the clinic yesterday to ask about ov day and day 21 test and they said to go ahead on 21 even if you think you ov'd close to it. So, we'll see how the results come back, but if they say I haven't ov'd

So anyway I slept well last night for about 7 and a quarter hours and had up get up at 7 for the bloods. But I was exhausted and had to go back to bed off a couple of hours when I got back. Still feel whacked and now menkulling too. I'