Harry Potter and the rise of the BESH: Instadiffers, baby dusters and huns will be subject to the spell Evanesco!!.

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Expecto Patronum

If you are you over 30 and have been ttc for over 12 months, are witch like or even better a complete hag and willing to abuse your powers of wizardry to conjure up gin by the bucket load, then fill out the Beshionnaire and join us if you dare in our battle against BESH curse.

Instadiffers and baby dusters will be turned into frogs and used in a potion.

Peskipiksi Pesternomi!!!

Hurrah rasp that's good news. Can I be nosy and ask if it's uncomfortable having so many follies growing? Tempted to try a fruit omelette myself later. bugs sorry about the cm

Afm, I had my day 2 bloods repeated the other day and we have our planning appt with the nurse on the 18th. I'm hoping they might send us home with the drugs there an then but realistically it's probably going to be more like next cycle.

I have a strange 'back to school' feeling at tr moment. I've spent the summer eating and drinking too much, so methinks now is the time to crack on with better diet and exercise.

Half-sister by Oasis Dream, so she's a full-sister to Morpheus. Kind, their dam, has a Galileo filly foal this year and is back in foal to him again. There is no yearling this year though.

Sorry, that probably sounds like gobbledygook to the rest of you!

Sorry I am ABESH (Absent). Life gets in the way of tinternet, except when working moping from home, because it is a Year Since The Bad Scan and a Month Since the Chem Diffment's Exit. Generally I try to spend less time on MN, it is good for my sanity. I filled it with sunny beers, lots of work and exercise finally again. Thinking of you all, though!

Fizz re: comfort, I had 10/11 (big) follicles growing in my left ovary, that was bloody uncomfortable, right was taking it easier, they got 15 eggs out. And I couldn't run, because they seemed to rattle. It only went down after the chem diffment's exit.

Oh good. I'm in the mood for one.

Yeah I know seven months fuck all, but do I really deserve you all getting in the mood for clobbering me on here? Because if so Jesus this really is a scary forum. During my seven months I've been having lots of hospital tests for various things wrong with my pelvic region so it hasn't been a 'normal' seven months, but thanks for making me feel so welcome.

(I clicked on this thread because I was intrigued by the Harry Potter name by the way. Didn't expect to see this. Well goodbye now.)

No need! Sorry for oafishly blundering in here. Sorted now

If you have the misfortune to still be hanging around these parts in 6 months then come and do your best with the BESHtionnaire and join us bunch on long term ttcing cynics. But I have a feeling you will be off long before then, with or without the aid of softcups.

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. And possibly shooting things with a big gun. And maybe some work.

You?

Tonight - tuna salad - yeh baby yeh
Tomorrow - buying some argan oil for my straw hair and telling my husband I got it from the pound shop.
Sunday - sitting on the sofa with some gin and watching the Burghley highlights.

My life is dull.

Bugs, I am an original ESH combining skiing & riding. :)

Yes, but I always choose a mountain range and a nag. :) Big move is in Feb. Only thing I've sorted out so far is removals and temporary accommodation. Head FIRMLY in sand wrt rest. List will be approximately 5000 things long. So I should probably add "rip a load of shite out of the garden" to this weekend.

Phew, conflict averted, good work BESH.

Clyde being stoopid here but what does n'cd mean? Have you a baybee? I have had a couple of gins by now, is my excuse! Where's your big move to? Q's, Q's!

What sort of mutt show bugs? Sounds exciting!

Yay for the weekend! I will be mostly pottering; probably some minor house job(s) from the not too arduous list, some time putting the world to rights with the trusty steed. Maybe catch a bit of strictly, keep up with Burghley, do a bit of reading.

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I have had wine. This is good.

Loving the horsey talk though I don't understand any of it. Grew up in a hell hole large city, but I love horses. Such beautiful, intelligent creatures.

Currently watching a monkey programme where a one-armed monkey has an erection. Narration states' 'He is clearly responding to the attention. I've never seen him so happy.' That's my Friday night.

Will catch up with Fred later. Can't see much I'm so tired at the mo. Hope you're all BESHing along well though.

Hello schlaaaags! Nice to see you again. Any room for a rebesher?

for those who have joined in the last year, i have one baybee what i laid nearly a year and a half ago. I won him with the help of the BESH keeping me sane after two missed miscarriages. I have summat up with my blood that makes my womble evict baybees. Anti phospholipid syndrome apparently so if i get up the duff again i will have to stab myself with heparin every day for nine months

since my besh stint i have got married and quit teaching. I have nine pills left in my packet and a honeymoon in a months time. I have promised not to use phone apps or ovulation testing till the new year.
i love pissing on sticks and also telling people that it is jizz that gets you pregnant not baybee dust or whatever. I may find a beshtionnaire but i have no laptop at the moment. I hate camping, fancy Jonathan Rhys meyers off the tudors and, embarrassingly, sully off dr Quinn.