Harry Potter and the rise of the BESH: Instadiffers, baby dusters and huns will be subject to the spell Evanesco!!.

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If you are you over 30 and have been ttc for over 12 months, are witch like or even better a complete hag and willing to abuse your powers of wizardry to conjure up gin by the bucket load, then fill out the Beshionnaire and join us if you dare in our battle against BESH curse.

Instadiffers and baby dusters will be turned into frogs and used in a potion.

Peskipiksi Pesternomi!!!

If it helps euro I had the piss royally ripped out of me for not understanding why an ambulance message passed to us about "Pat" suddenly started talking about "femalename" - being too thick to realise 'pat' meant patient

Ha ha Frankel you is obsessed no?! Love a bit of pony ogling for work, would love to see piccies and pixies as my predictive text offered

euro ROCH and I have an ongoing skit than involves PIGGIIIIEES! Probably very similar to your outbursts. Endless amusement of a farm yard variety, all good. I might be a 34 year old professional laydee but you can't knock a good pre school gag like that.

A weird almost poignant thing happened to me yesterday; I had picked up my friend's baybee who had just woken up and was grizzling a bit in his pram. I was jiggling him a bit on my knee when out of the blue an old friend of mine pitched up. We were chatting away and he was like 'aww I'd no idea, how old's your baby?' I was totally caught on the hop with that. 'Errr awkward sausage, I don't know, he's not mine!' But just for one moment I could have been a mum in someone's eyes. Made me feel odd, like elation, hope and despair all at once.

Follicle scan day for me. Having to drive on my own. I know it sounds daft but I'm nervous! I hate motorway driving at the best of times but on my own.....eeeek. I have twat nav though so I'm sure ill survive!

Oh, coco :( I'm always afraid of that when I'm cuddling babies, how sad and nice all at once.

Good luck, rasp! Sure it'll be fine :)

Just had fruit omlette again bugs-get my protein up!

Oh bugs that's crap. Maybe all that fishy goodness will be food for the sole.

Hope today goes well for you Rasp oooh, fruit omlette sounds good, might have to try that. What sort of fruit to you add in? Do you sweeten it any?

Good luck today rasp!

cherry that must have been odd.

We had our CRGH open evening last night. The staff seem lovely, but the environment is horrible - it's a big, somewhat grotty hospital. Very clinical and a bit scary (for me). Hmmm. We're going to have a consultation there to try to get a look at the actual consulting rooms and to see what they would suggest for me.

Just popping in to see how Rasp got on with the follie scan. Hope it went well.

Euro - I've read lots of good things about there. Hopefully they will be full of ideas for you. When might you get an appointment?

hello ladies, today went well. Was there for an hour in the end. Thought it'd be a 10 minute jobbie but no...... anyway. I have lots and lots of follies. 11 that are over their minimum rating of 10 (they are between 12-15 mm) and lots more just under 10 then a few more tiddlers that aren't really doing anything. Lining is getting nice and thick. I've now been given Ceterocide???? to prevent ovulation until Sunday when they will scan again with a view to EC being NEXT TUESDAY! I thought I had another week or two yet but seems not. Still, sooner the better really. I am getting a serious amount of pant snot. Epic amounts. Thanks for all the good vibes, they clearly worked wonders. I was supposed to be working from home today but have just emailed my boss to say I'm a lost cause and I will try to be more productive tomorrow when I'm back in the office. Think she's given up on me already while I'm through all this so I'm sure it will be fine.

bugs & Cherry I did three eggs this morning. I do it in a little diddy pan with a bit of olive oil. I leave it so its more like a pancake so its flat, turn it half way through, mash up the banana and smear it all over the top while the other side is cooking so the banana warms up, slide it on the plate then top with blueberries/blackberries and a drizzle of honey. Nom :)

That's interesting Euro, I've heard lots about CRGH from other forums and thought it would be a big posh place. It's important to feel comfortable with where you are going, especially when you are paying yourself.

Sorry for the BFN Bugs and the baby mistake Cherry. Tis shit :(

Hi Jeff, thanks for popping in. Not long for you now?

Evil how are you doing?

Wow, rasp, excellent scannage!

All same old same old here, scan on Tuesday and still downregging in the meantime. My parents are here though - nice to see them but it's like a whirlwind of DIY! Just got to get HOTB to cart his stuff upstairs so we can paint the living room tomorrow...

Whoop for Rasp's follies. Great news

DIY! I wish I could get MATV going on DIY and paint the kitchen but he's not interested :(

Apologies for absence, back to work and it's been manic...
So day 21 bloods back - normal and concurrent with ovulation SO WHY AM I CRAP AT KEEPING BABIES IN MY TUMMY? Is what I want o know. And if I was ovulating then where is my period?
I feel like a grown up Judy Blume novel, all teenage (thirty something) angst.

Hope all ok, will catch up with thread later. Xx

Tremendous work on the follies rasp

On the horsey thing, went to races last week and only came out £2 down. Was ridiculously chuffed.

Nice growing rasp.

How did Frankel's sister get on?

Evening all, only just got back - long day!

rasp well done in all the follies

Pleased to report Frankel's sister won her race in a nice fashion, lots of promise for the future.

Awesome follie making rasp you should be well proud with that effort. I shall definitely making the fruity omelette too. Nice tip :-)

Ooh Frankel sounds v promising. Is she full sister?