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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Brook no arguments, smack those rats. It's time for us all to become PSEPP! Come join us, we are getting our BFPs no matter what.

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NoCupcakesOrCocktails · 24/07/2013 17:11

PSEPP = Pee Stick Endorsed Pregnant Person.

Come on Brookers make yourselves at home Smile

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BlindKitty · 23/08/2013 17:53

geek it's no 3! Got to have no 4 on Monday! What you knitting? Mmm pie!

So I now have 2 possibly 3 dominant follicles but still not big enough so back Monday for, yes, you guessed it, another fannycam!!!!

keepitgoing · 23/08/2013 18:02

oh kitty that's the perfect number. Well done you. Gosh, you are racing up the fannycam scale this month!

geek those sound amazing. I'd take any of them. mmmm

NoMaybeAboutIt · 23/08/2013 18:15

That's great news Kitty! I've had so many fanny cams I'm not going to know what to do when I actually have an external one Wink

ScarlettInSpace · 23/08/2013 18:26
EverythingIsTicketyBoo · 23/08/2013 18:28

Ooh fannycams, pie and a missing witch, I'm loving this thread today! Grin

RubberBullets · 23/08/2013 19:05
keepitgoing · 23/08/2013 19:05

Oooooh Scarlett

maybe I'm always surprised now when I don't have to strip down for scans these days! Just seems natural, doesn't it? In fact noone's looked at my foof for a good 4 months now Grin

keepitgoing · 23/08/2013 19:06

ten days?! You'd better have steak and spinach for tea. But good diversion technique for Team Brookers.

BlindKitty · 23/08/2013 19:26

keep maybe I can't wait for an ultrasound of my tummy rather than my fanny haha!

NoMaybeAboutIt · 23/08/2013 19:37

Oh Scarlett, I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!

Poor Rubber Sad

Keep I figure I might just keep getting mine out as a party trick. Hopefully next week will be the last time it's violated for a while Wink

Won't be much longer Kitty!

ControlGeek · 23/08/2013 19:42

damn, I put a dvd on and it's all action on the fred!

kitty you go, girl! Sounds perfect to me, brooking for Monday for you. Follies are amazing Grin I'm knitting an afghan, a nice complicated blanket to go on the bed for winter. Three of the five panels down, and almost half way through the border too.

maybe & penguin the pies were bloody gorgeous though incredibly hot and I might just have to pop back for more tomorrow. The festival goes on all weekend so I could be on to a winner!

maybe the first time I had an external cam I actually felt cheated! My ovaries were all over the place in my last ivf though so it was the only way to find them. Either that, or risk impaling myself!

c'mon scarlett lovely, you can do it, keep that witch at bay. Like rubber, I am sitting on the cow to prevent her leaving the house so she daren't dare darken your door/seaside beach hut. At least I am only on day 5 though Grin

MrG has started watching the Twilight films and I'm scared that I'm actually getting into them. Good grief, we're both turning into teenage girls

RubberBullets · 23/08/2013 20:06

Those of you worried about not getting your fanjos out for a while, just wait until the birth. You will have a hand up there multiple times during labour and possibly beforehand if you need sweeps and a baby coming out of it

BlindKitty · 23/08/2013 20:20

geek I thought that too but then fell in live with them! All that lust and abstinence!

ThedementedPenguin · 23/08/2013 22:30

I agree with rubber during labour with ds at one point I had 4 midwives and a consultant staring up my fanjo.

That was after 3 sweeps, two pessaries and my waters being broken by two different midwives.

kitty is correct. I love them. Just something about the majority of the male cast being super hot.

BlindKitty · 24/08/2013 08:16

penguin I know I shouldn't say this outloud but I justice the name Jacob for a boy!

RubberBullets · 24/08/2013 11:27

It took 2 midwives and a surgeon to stitch me up afterwards, very dignified lying legs akimbo bleeding everywhere needing 3 different people to sort you out :o

ThedementedPenguin · 24/08/2013 11:48

Oh rubber that sounds like a fun experience. not

Luckily I didn't need any. Ds had a bit of a freak out during due to the dreaded 'drip'. That's why I ended up with so many.

Although it hasn't stopped me going again :)

How is everyone else? Have any plans this weekend?

BlindKitty · 24/08/2013 19:06

penguin what's the 'drip'? Am I being thick lol?

ThedementedPenguin · 24/08/2013 20:15

I was induced. So it was Syntocinon drip.

BlindKitty · 24/08/2013 20:45

Ohhh I clearly have a lot to learn Grin

ThedementedPenguin · 24/08/2013 20:50

Plenty of time to learn. How's your weekend been so far?

ScarlettInSpace · 24/08/2013 21:06

well brookers we've successfully reached the end of cd35, despite a lot of tissue furtling to check for imminent spotting at every non sk opportunity which is far and away a personal record. it probably says more about how hardened and cynical this whole process has made me that i cant get excited as i truly think this is just another of nature's cruel tricks Hmm

ScarlettInSpace · 24/08/2013 21:08

ps am phone posting so scuse non name checking much love all round xx

EverythingIsTicketyBoo · 24/08/2013 21:32
NoMaybeAboutIt · 24/08/2013 21:33

Well, I saw 2 cars this morning, in a line, both with BFP in their number plate.

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