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The Genuine BESH Palais. To misquote Carlsberg, we're probably the barrenest TTC-ers in the world...

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HesterShaw · 19/04/2013 22:18

We are Barren. We are Evil, on account of having left procreating until our 30s. We are Selfish, thinking only of careers and money and cars and holidays. And lastly, we are Hags. Welcome to the BESH gin palace. Babydusters and instadiffers need not apply.

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CaptainMoll · 09/05/2013 20:41

I am a very bad dance swinger, I am not a sechs swinger.
I thought the glittery bristols might be a bit intimidating for the first class Noks so I'll save them for next time. Wink

I'm undecided about Cummerbund Bandersnatch. Sometimes hot, sometimes weird. I prefer the scruffier Brett McKenzie geeky version of that model.

CaptainMoll · 09/05/2013 20:42

Lovely hat, Twinks Grin

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/05/2013 20:48

Hmm, not sure about the colour Wink

EuroShaggleton · 09/05/2013 20:52

Nice hat...

evilgiraffe · 09/05/2013 21:00

I know what you mean, Moll. He was odd-looking in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, but is gorgeous in Sherlock. I suppose that's true of most men, though, sometimes they're a bit meh and other times they're gorgeous.

HOTB is fuckhot all the time tough, naturally Wink

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/05/2013 21:25

Oh I agree he is not hawt in every role he plays, but as a person generally he is ver sexy. And sweet. And smart. His comments about eating to a father are utterly heart-melting. Bless his cotton socks.

TWinklyLittleStar · 09/05/2013 21:29

I'm guessing 'eating to a father' is a typo. But I'm too befuddled to figure out what you actually meant.

evilgiraffe · 09/05/2013 21:32

"Wanting to be a father", perhaps?

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/05/2013 21:37

Bugger! Fat fingers Blush

"Wanting to be a father"

He was asked in an interview if he had any regrets and his reply was "not being a father yet". He's got godchildren and there is an adorable picture posted by his best mate on Twitter.

Evil I saw this picture and thought of you. Another FanFic pairing for you!

evilgiraffe · 09/05/2013 21:42

OMG I'm not sure I could handle Sulu/Scotty fic! Lovely pic though :)

And all the love for the baybee looking all Hmm at Benedict Grin

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 09/05/2013 21:46

I know, it's like the baby is saying "Oi mate, piss off with the cheekbones. They're supposed to be looking at me!"

CaptainMoll · 09/05/2013 21:49

I love the look on the baybees face in that pic! Though it is a fairly close example of the look on the faces of the baybees in my dreams. A little more sneery, but the same "who the hell are you?" vibe.

CaptainMoll · 09/05/2013 21:50

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HesterShaw · 09/05/2013 23:11

Cuntysnatch doesn't do it for me AT ALL but I'm willing to admit he may have a Nice Personality

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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 10/05/2013 09:12

Morning hags. I missed another whole evening on cumbersnatching Hmm I see a fred feme deveveloping. I like our scary new and shiny OPs these freds but I miss racking my brains for pirate-isms, P&P lingo and victorian banter...

Did I miss anything else? Anymore sneaky the opposite of insta differs?

EuroShaggleton · 10/05/2013 10:23

I'm with hest on this one. He is a bit smug looking...

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HesterShaw · 10/05/2013 10:28

It's the waxy plasticine face and piggy eyes which get me.

Sorry Frank

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TWinklyLittleStar · 10/05/2013 10:33

I can see people coming to blows.over this...

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HesterShaw · 10/05/2013 10:34

Cuntysnatch or Jackman. THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE

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evilgiraffe · 10/05/2013 10:59

Both of them. And Captain Fine. And Karl Urban. and many, many more

It's possible that I lust over admire a few too many celebs...

JethroTull · 10/05/2013 11:09

I don't really get the whole celeb crush thing. They'd probably all turn our to be arseholes with massive egos so it wouldn't matter how good looking they were, you'd think they were a wanker anyway. Maybe I'm missing something....?

EuroShaggleton · 10/05/2013 11:25

I don't really get it either, Jeff. Although I could probably be persuaded to have a go on Daniel Craig, if he was offering.

CaptainMoll · 10/05/2013 12:29

It's nice to have pretty things to look at, but I can't get invested in them as people, for exactly that reason, Jeffers.
My line of work means I do occasionally encounter celeb types, and they are usually either dull or rude, with a couple of exceptions.

evilgiraffe · 10/05/2013 12:32

Oh, true, Jeff. Although I tend to crush on people who come across as smiley friendly (and best: silly) and generally appear to be lovely people. at San Diego ComicCon last year they were giving out free Dredd badges, and Karl Urban nabbed one and wore it all day - what's not to love about someone that geeky? I have no time for people who seem utterly self-obsessed, no matter how pretty they are.

Incidentally, by "crush" I generally mean that I'd love to have a drink with them, invite them over for a barbecue, that sort of thing. Even all of them at once is no match for the sheer wonderfulness of HOTB. (apologies for soppiness, but it's true!)

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HesterShaw · 10/05/2013 12:42

For me a celeb crush is someone you actually imagine shagging and get all in a lather about it. My Rhod Gilbert crush comes and goes, but I imagine he'd be ace in the sack. And funny.

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