Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids

Cover me, I'm going in!

Thanks, jeff!

Good work Euro - PESH really are outnumbering BESH now?!?!

Oh good point, draf. I guess I could graduate.... Can I hide here a bit longer though? It feels like my natural home. I've been on these boards for about 2 years now. And I'm just not ready.

Woo hoo

A real cluster-diff!

Well done Euro, and Barry

If all the new graduates go, there won't be anyone here, Euro! I count me, rie, and twinks - everyone else is a differ, or have I forgotten anyone?

And you HAVE to call him Barry now. Or Barryetta.

Frank is in limbo, I suppose...

Don't forget our latest newbie, the captain!

I'm sure we won't have a mass exodus to PESH-land, though we may need a recruitment drive

Oh yes, there's still the cap'n And raspberry, if she's ever coming back.

Recruitment drive may be worth doing! How will our ad read? "Barren? Bitter? Like black humour, gin, and hitting people with fish? Step this way, the BESH are accepting applicants..."

I think that's perfect evil

We'll have to make that our next thread title

Let's remember some tact for the ones still waiting especially the ones who've now been here three years and counting

Frank, you absolutely won't be letting any side down if this doesn't work. Not that it won't

Hah, the theme can be "scary interviews" and we can all wear pencil skirts and terrifyingly high heels

I can do Scary Interviews. Oh yes.

S'alright, rie, you're not alone. I may not have been a BESH all that time, but I have been barren for that long, and am frequently ragey.

HOTB and I went to see friends and their new baybee last night - he is completely gorgeous and slept in my arms for ages. It's lovely and heartbreaking all at once, but is at least easier to deal with than pregnant friends. Current pregnant-friend count is now down to one, and then there will be a breather, I hope!

At least the bitterness is wearing off a little now droid is four days in and the hormonal frenzy is easing.

Fanks Rie

I can def imagine you in killer heels, wearing horn-rimmed glasses on the end of your nose and clutching a clipboard while you stare sternly at the new applicants

Euro that is happy happy news. I salute you, and little Barry/etta.
Exciting times!

No news from me - I had another phone call today with the gynae secretary and got another promise that she'll get the consultant to call me back about my sodding MRI results. Still bloody waiting to find out about surgery.. Grrrrrrr.

Well that's fan- ruddy-tastic euro.

No-one is ever ready to join the PESH straight away. To be fair, I've never really left the BESH either...

Frank don't add that worry to your TWOOFling! One step at a time, the progesterone was good!

Euro!!!! Exciting news

I can't leave the BESH either. Not just yet.

This is bloody fantastic! 3 Wins!! Congrats euro !!!!

Euro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so thrilled for you!

Go Barry!

I'm listening to it in the office rie. :)

@ Lazy. I hope everything is going well for you and your v cute boy. x

Woooohoooo.

Brilliant news!

Brilliant news Euro! So delighted for the BESH. This place will be deserted by Summer.

Don't say things like that! It makes the ones left - there certainly will be some, by the law of averages - feel pressured and shit!

I know the term clusterdiff is supposed to be a fun one, but I don't like it much, simply for the above reason. They come and they go and inevitably they won't work for some.

We do need some New People though.

Which actually sounds as though I am actually begrudging wins!

Please please be assured I am most certainly not, dear ESHes xxxxx