Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids

Cover me, I'm going in!

Ooo, exciting stuff, Frank!

I am feeling suspicious. You know how I have always bottled telling my parents about TTC? Well, I forwarded the email about friends' new baybee to my mum (she has met them, so is interested), and got nice email back including : "Hope that you're ok. I love you. xxx" Does that mean she knows???

They were the same in Fiji. I am homo erectus.

Oh draf. I would say she does. Mums generally know us well.

Oh god, it's not just in my head

At least next time I see them we will have been for the IVF appointment so will have something to say...

draf sounds like she's offering you an opening. It also sounds like she's luffly and will be supportive and you need that! Do tell her. She sounds perceptive (let's face it, if a couple have been together as long you have, you've not made a big thing about not wanting to win a baybee, a Mum might well guess that it's not for want of trying).

My nipples are enormous now. Also very brown. It is quite bizarre.. Overshare?

No such thing as oversharing here. When you say massive, do you mean the nippular bit or the surrounding area?

Oh draf your Mum sounds lovely.

Do tell her. She sounds like she would be very supportive and kind when you need it most.

Buzzwams have grown from 36D to 38E - that happened by 12 weeks and have stayed the same since. The nipples themselves -like as a whole, the aerolas, have probably grown half as big again (and they were never small to start with).

I have giganticus boobs too. Not sure how big they are now because I haven't had them measured.

draf it does sound like she does. That was a nice note. I'm still puzzled by my mum's disinterest/offhandedness. I am usually so close to her and I feel very discombobulated by it.

I'm heading off for my blood test shortly.

Who has tests/appointments today?

I am on my way for my second scan. Grow, follicles, grow!

Also hoping euro is ok.

Argh. Motherfucker. Cuntshitbollocks. Wibble.

There's a second line.

I'm not sure if I should believe it. I thought I had tested the trigger shot out last week. But maybe my wee was particularly concentrated or something?

Such language for a prospective CRESH!

Definitely believe it, idiot. You tested the line away! This is a proper line!

I told you - cluster diff! Stoopid question - are you ok euro? Head in a spin?! Too soon for the nipple tassels?

Woo hoo! I'm believing it Euro

YAY!!!!!!! < commences full on nekkid dancing>

I will save the good ones for Wednesday.

oooooooo yippee yay ya yay!

A line is a line (the other line had disappeared hadn't it?)

Cluster diff!

Who's next?

Oh wow I dreamt of a clusterdiff for the BESH and here it is. I mean, I literally dreamt it last night, lines appearing on tests an' all. Hope that doesn't mean my dream about the crocodile doesn't come true too.

I have one massive breast and one smaller one. Thanks kiddo. So I shall prepare to betassell them accordingly.

Yep, keep your tassels on hold until Wednesday, ladies. I'm not going to believe it myself until then.

I'm still shaking faif. And puzzled. Apparently we need to add hardcore pessamism and being grumpy as fvk to the list of symptoms. Cos I've had absolutely nothing else, save for hurty buzzwams, which I put down to the fanny candles.

Euro I had no symptoms the second week after ET. Just sayin....

Sending growing vibes for Frank's Follices

Ok, well, I have two mahoosive follicles at 20 and 22mm, then eight at 10-15mm. Then some little ones. The doctors need to weigh up whether they can bring the middle group on to maturity (18mm) without the top two going over 30mm into the danger zone. Apparenty it is quite a PCOS thing to have a couple shoot away into the lead like this :( They are reviewing and calling me back this afternoon to say whether we will go for egg collection on thurs or fri.

Two great sized follies there Norf, don't forget my one was 22mm when they told me to take the trigger.

15mm is not a bad size either. For my treatment they consider anything over 14mm a potential - hence why they suspend treatment if you have 3 or more over that size.

The Drs have seen this sort of thing before, try not to worry.

Euro, understand your reluctance so will put my tassles back in the drawer, for now.

It's all go!

euro, it's totally understandable to be very cautious at this point. It's also normal to not have much in the way of symptoms as yet. Many of us didn't. Only a puking reaction to intense chemical smell made me wonder if I was diffed.

Well plenty is good news norf. Hoping and praying they find the balance. Can't believe you're so close to egg collection now!