Five and the Mystery of the Declining Fertility - the BESH engage the services of the Famous Five to track down their baybees and finish with lashings of ginger beer. Topping!

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Morning everyone, just let me wolf down this amazing meal of tinned tongue, hardboiled eggs and ginger beer (don't you find food always tastes so much better outside?) and we'll toddle off on our latest adventure. We'll make sure Anne does the washing up (you'll make a proper little housewife and no doubt the fecund mother of four fine sons one day Anne ) and us boys can have the proper adventures! No, not you George - you're nearly as good as a boy but not quite. Leave the actual procreating to me and Dick. Woof woof! Shut up Timmy!

I can't stop thinking about <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=hugh+jackman&hl=en&client=safari&sa=X&tbo=d&rls=en&biw=1197&bih=594&tbm=isch&tbnid=jq1qcke5C3mpHM:&imgrefurl=entertainment.inquirer.net/73013/hugh-jackman-reveals-the-things-he-cant-do&docid=WxYux2gSVudKJM&imgurl=entertainment.inquirer.net/files/2012/12/IMG_3645.jpg&w=1000&h=1500&ei=M1QGUYjwCMqa1AXHrIGoCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=4&vpy=118&dur=103&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=69&ty=166&sig=102239113041529037675&page=1&tbnh=130&tbnw=86&start=0&ndsp=27&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:148" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">him. Do you think I'd have a chance?

Oh, he is pretty I think we all have a chance. I hear bitter is the new sexy.

Not pretty. Rugged and hefty and strong and carved from granite I would so give him one. And I love him for his mind too, of course.

I won't even fight you for him. My loathing of my job has killed my libido.
[glum]

I also have quite big hands. Hmmm. Maybe the secret to diffdness is a hand transplant with smaller delicate ones?

My feet have actually shrunk as I have got older. I used to be a 6-7. Now I am a 5 (I'm also 5'6 too, Frank). I think all the heels I wear might have deformed them...

I had my 4th scan this morning and all is looking good. My follie is growing nicely - 21 mm on its longest edge. My lining is looking "beautiful" (I've never been complimented on my endometrium before but at 37 I'll take what I can get) at 11mm. I'm triggering tonight and have EC on Wednesday morning. She warned me I might feel like I have been kicked by a donkey afterwards as the ovary is hiding a bit, so they will probably have to press on me to move it (luckily it moves, which I guess suggests it isn't anchored by endo or anything). Brilliant. I am in the process of thinking up a shopping list of Nice Things to have in the house for afterwards. Chocolate will feature heavily.

I have a new object of lust, not that he replaces Benedict, oh no. I just thought he might want a night off every now and then

I give you Jensen Ackles Yum, yum!

Well done on the follicle Euro, happy triggering!

I had a dream last night that we won a baby and called him David. Everyone kept calling him "Sam" and I was getting pretty irate with having to correct them

Too pretty for me. Give me Hugh.

I dreamed of him last night. Genuinely. Dreamed a dream....

Arf @ Rie and her Susan Boyle impression

No, Jensen may be pretty but he's rough around the edges. Watch him in Supernatural as Dean Winchester. Very much a love 'em and leave 'em type

Definitely prefer the rugged manliness. Also he and his wife were barren themselves - all their baybees are adopted so he would understand our woes.

I have fun sized hands. Struggle to reach and octave on a piano

Great work on the beautiful lining and follie euro!

I have done the GTT. Nowt as dull as being told to be inactive for 2 hours. Rewarding myself with hot chocolate and cake in Dunelm mill in case they tell me it's banned tomorrow when the results come in!

Hugh Jackman barren? Surely it can't be true. I was planning on shagging him and him being SO VIRILE it would break my barren duck.

It's all true true true except for the lies

I thought you were already fairly perfect of figure, bugs. I would be quite happy to get to yours, I think.

Congrats on your luvverly innards, manhandsshagmore!

I still have tingly breasts and sore nipples. And also, I was enchanted to discover in the mirror of the disabled loo today, pronounced Montgomery Tubercles. If only I'd had sex this month...

Those are the bumpy nips, yes?

Why were you topless in the disabled loos? Just out of interest?

I wanted to grope my boobs to see if they were sore, and didn't quite fancy flopping them out at my desk. Then I caught sight of them in the mirror. I did actually have sex once. I'll just keep on groping.

Hmmm

It'll just be the pre-droid progesterone, like always.

Progesterone is a head fuck.

What CD are you norfus?

CD30. And I did the sechs on CD13. But last cycle was 46 days and the one before was 54 days. So it's not as promising as it might otherwise sound :)

How was the GTT test, btw?

If I get to the same cycle length as last time, I will POAS as a precautionary measure before taking provera to bring on a bleed so I can crack on with the stabbing.