Five and the Mystery of the Declining Fertility - the BESH engage the services of the Famous Five to track down their baybees and finish with lashings of ginger beer. Topping!

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Morning everyone, just let me wolf down this amazing meal of tinned tongue, hardboiled eggs and ginger beer (don't you find food always tastes so much better outside?) and we'll toddle off on our latest adventure. We'll make sure Anne does the washing up (you'll make a proper little housewife and no doubt the fecund mother of four fine sons one day Anne ) and us boys can have the proper adventures! No, not you George - you're nearly as good as a boy but not quite. Leave the actual procreating to me and Dick. Woof woof! Shut up Timmy!

I love Maine Coones too.

bugs sorry things are shit at the moment :(

snuggles to the rest of you! ;)

Hi chaps/hags/fellow adventurers!

Sorry stuff is shit bugs. We had chats this weekend too (as well as wine and sechsing for fun and lots of good stuff) but relationships are quite difficult.

I want a CAT but I am allergic :( and no, a boldy one is not the same!

How is the little one dot? And things generally?

Do I need to read the past four pages, or did I catch enough in my skim read?

PS I am writing another assignment, just back from a weekend away...

Sorry to hear you are having a tough time, Bugs. TTC just adds so much stress to everything else.

Frank it's good to see you are going down the cat route too. I've never "met" a maine coon but I hear very good things about them. They can get really bit though!

I have met a Maine Coon! It was in a b&b in Mevagissey and was a most imperious creature.

bugs, I have been taking more than giving in my relashunship with AMNH for the past couple of years. Job woes, TTC anguish, relocation stress... Even knowing how unfair I'm being, I still can't seem to stop. I wish I were back to normal, the person I'm certain he prefers (who is kind and friendly and relaxed and organises everything for us both) and I worry I'll never get back to that :( Our new years resolutions were to be kind to each other. It's sort of working so far (apart from a bit of a fail Friday and Saturday, but we'll gloss over that). I wish I had more suggestions, but that's basically what we've come down to.

The Little Mister is doing well. Feeding like he is starving. He is 6 weeks old now and has put on 3lbs since birth!

I am doing fine. Feeling much better than I did. The varicose vein on my fanjo seems to have sorted itself thank fuck because I have never had pain like it.

Not sure my fanny will ever be the same after all these stitches. I have got some nice scar tissue which I am rubbing Bio-Oil into. To be honest I am completely bricking it at the thought of having sex again. I am sure it is going to hurt.

We have decided t try and get pregnant again straight away. It might take ages again. Who knows.

Hang in there everyone. I keep popping in to see what's occurring,

Once you've gotten over the bio-oil onto harder stuff, you better make sure you come and chat to us more, dot! Oh and moved and stuff, I suppose...

The funny thing today was I was unpacking the crockery at the house and found the butter dish. I had a little smirk to myself.

It would be nice but I will take nothing for granted.

Butter dish?

I know precisely what you are thinking, missdrizzlecake and it's very rude

Oh I think I might have known that at one point, soz bugs, am sinking into a pre-work pit of despair so my brain isn't quite functioning. Dunno what's up with your womble btw.

I'm waiting for my droid to hurry up and come along so that I can have a cycle where I might be in with a chance. I think November, or maybe October, was the last time that happened :(

I am not here, I am writing a paper...

driz

I am not sitting on my arse, I am Shredding.

I couldn't believe how many health care professionals wanted to talk to me about not getting pregnant again. They gave me condoms in the hospital discharge pack for fucks sake.

Also at my final midwife appointment she wanted to talk about contraception. I told her not to bother because we were going to crack on with the next one. Fortunately she just laughed as I know her well from work!

Shredding = Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred workout. 25 minutes of paaaiiiinnn. Meant to be done every day for 30 days for optimal results. Part of the battle against Fat Bastardness. Handicapped by Lazy Bastardness :)

I wrote about 50 words and came back. I googled the shredding, that is scary. I just signed up for another couple of months of running in the dark. And I might go for a swim tomorrow

I need to start swimming, I have two surfing holidays planned for the summer so need to get in practice.