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The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

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FrankelDeBeauvoir · 24/11/2012 10:15

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

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ApocaBugs · 06/12/2012 20:51

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Northey · 06/12/2012 20:57

Silly woman. But practically everyone disagrees with her, thank God.

maamalady · 06/12/2012 21:07

I would, rie, but AIBU has told the OP where to shove it quite beautifully, there's no need for me to repeat it. My favourite comment was "I'm not a carpenter, but I can tell a well-made table when I see one" Grin

The "childless people just don't understand" brigade do normally piss me right off, so to see one getting put back in her box so unanimously is rather nice!

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Frankelstein · 06/12/2012 21:41

Look evil, Grin

WinklyVersusTheZombies · 06/12/2012 21:53

That OP is a silly Trollop. If I could be arsed, I would ask her at what age I was allowed an opinion on someone's horrible behaviour. And whether you were only allowed an opinion once your children has passed the age of the other child in question. But I can't be arsed.

Kickboxing was vair vair good and I think I will join properly. Just as well as bought a jacket in tesco to replace my emergency court jacket that has mysteriously vanished, and I had to buy a size Ridiculous

bugs based on the behaviour of a work friend (who is a besh through and through, even if not signed up), clomid may bring scary scary rage... Fingers crossed it'll do the job for you.

WinklyVersusTheZombies · 06/12/2012 21:56

Ooh Star Trek trailer looks good!! Eddie Izzard on 12th May, Star Trek, at IMAX if I can manage it, on 17th - gonna be a great week!

Frankelstein · 06/12/2012 22:21

It's not out till 17th May winks - they're trying to torment us!
If you have a local IMAX, they will be showing a 9 minute Star Trek trailer before all Hobbit screenings from next Friday.

Frankelstein · 06/12/2012 22:22

Sorry, I'm being very thick! I could have sworn you said 17 December.

I'm obviously too tired to read correctly. Off to bed I shall go. Night all!

maamalady · 06/12/2012 22:29

I watched it this morning, Frank - doesn't it look brilliant?!

I'm not sure I want to see nine whole minutes, though. They're bound to show all the best bits? Still, the point is moot, as I don't even know where my nearest IMAX is...

Benedict Cumberbatch AND Chris Pine AND Karl Urban AND Zachary Quinto?! It's going to be AMAZING (hope hope hope fingers crossed).

WinklyVersusTheZombies · 06/12/2012 22:29
WinklyVersusTheZombies · 07/12/2012 12:52

Omg - the friend I just mentioned upthread ^^ has just told me she's diffed after her first ivf cycle Xmas Grin Fingers crossed so hard it all goes well for her. Nice to be happy for someone without that jealousy for once too.

OComeAllYeFaithBaby · 07/12/2012 13:35

How luffly wink, a hard fought win Xmas Grin

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 07/12/2012 15:59

Afternoon hags!

Yay for a deserved win winkly and for being tucked up with Cumberwatch and co frank. I am knackered and confused. I think it is the drucks plus Friday afternoon. Shall I give up for the day early?

Quite proud in a Xmas Confused way of our collective barrenness. Pleased to be in good company. Also faif I have great difficulty believing your over 20 weeks already. Time has flown!

Northey · 07/12/2012 16:16

Yay for a win well won!

Go home if you can, lem! There are plenty of occasions when you'll need to stay late, so if you feel like going and can go, then do it!

OComeAllYeFaithBaby · 07/12/2012 16:22

I know! Halfway there livin' on a prayer! Scan on Tuesday!!

Go home drizz. Tis time.

I am so bored now. Been off sick since Monday and I've only been to the doctors and pharmacy since then. I'm in that kind of The second I go out and I'll be seen in that 'oh too sick to work but well enough to be out' zone.I might go to the village co-op. Just for a change of scene.

ArielTheBahHumbugMermaid · 07/12/2012 16:47
WinklyVersusTheZombies · 07/12/2012 17:10
OComeAllYeFaithBaby · 07/12/2012 17:10

Oooh, suits you sir!

ArielTheBahHumbugMermaid · 07/12/2012 17:27

Too miserable?

OComeAllYeFaithBaby · 07/12/2012 17:39

nah, it seems tongue in cheek!

ZombieTipple · 07/12/2012 22:27

Blimey you lot can talk...... I'm coming down with something :(

Ohhhhh I am excited for new Star Trek. Can I have a cumberbatch doll too?

DDay for me tomorrow/Sunday. Droid due and getting crampier by the hr so looks like round two clomid for me :(

Like the name ariel :)

JethroTull · 08/12/2012 07:58

Morning hags. Tip there is a bug going round. Hope you get well soon. I prescribe lots of sleep.

My drugs came yesterday. There's bloody loads of them.

What's everyone up to this weekend? I'm going to tackle the shops shortly. Going early in the hope of it being less busy.

Northey · 08/12/2012 08:38

What are the drugs like, jeffy? There is no hope i be able to conceal them from my parents (with whom I stay during the week), is there? When do you start stabbing?

bluer · 08/12/2012 12:32

Well I got my must recent progesterone test yesterday and already I have Droid symptoms...i must be due to start any day now...boobs are agony and got cramming and about two pounds of bloating. plus i've just found myself welling up at the advert for the new snowman cartoon on xmas eve. I am not the best at this time of year...that's ten years on Tuesday that I lost my mum. I find it a struggle with ask the Ttc that I don't have her to talk to. Any way on the plus side going by my long cycles I'll not be ovulation at the inlaws and be frustrated about not seching during our visit Xmas Sad

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