The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

What is the dress, my slinky pal?

Okay... Have never done links before, but here goes... And if this works, there one more, and that's the (more) expensive one...

www.hobbs.co.uk/product/display?productID=0212-5520-3787L00&productvarid=0212-5520-3787L00-BLACK-10&refpage=dresses

www.hobbs.co.uk/product/display?productID=0212-5524-3796L00&productvarid=0212-5524-3796L00-BLACK%20MULTI-14&refpage=dresses

Ooh the second one is just gorgeous

And this is the final one. But I just bet it'll be reduced come December 26th...

www.karenmillen.com/drape-jersey-maxi-dress/dresses/karenmillen/fcp-product/102DP32101

Maybe I could wear a fancy dress to my clinic appointment. Be sooo fabulously intimidating, they won't fob me off anymore...

Ghj is still at work. I'm bored and lonely. Hence the posting, and the dangerous internet browsing.

Do it SkinnyMalinks

I would buy a fab new dress if I were svelte like you and not a Fat Bastard like me.

I have finished my nights. So tired. Worst droid in a long long time. And HWCA's family came over yesterday and his poor niece vommed all over my living room. Thank fuck for wooden floors, but I can't decide whether I can actually still smell the sick or just think I can.

Ooo, pretty dresses

Plus we appear to have an interloper - explain yourself Griff

We had a sechs fail last night . We managed it in Saturday, but I can't see that seeing me through till Friday as HWHNN can't come home mid week this week. It's just all too much bloody effort sometimes!

I love the Hobbs Antonia one! And I want the Karen Millen one. If it is a) long enough on me, b) heavily reduced.

I need to do more stuff that requires lovely dresses. A BESH ball, perhaps, where the food is all pâté and coffee and booze and instead of dancing we whirl around doing a Viennese Snurk.

Ooh, more posts on another page!

frank, sechsfails are crap at the best of times, but the utter pits when you live apart and know that you won't get another shot for a week.

Clearly I am on the wrong page. Apologies.

Griff you might e in the right place, tell us more about you and we'll let you know

Norf, it's shite isn't it? I'm pretty sure ov is reasonably imminent as My skin is starting to break-out. Great! I've got a posh dinner to go to on Wednesday so will have to cake the make up on.

Morning all! FutilityFriend thinks I ov'd two days ago, which means we sechsed on five out of the six surrounding days, which is more effort than we've put in for a long time. Fingers crossed the carpet-bombing technique works...

Astonishingly, this means droid is due on the 12th, which means it should miss both my birthday (Wednesday this week) AND Christmas! Hurrah! Also enough time to calm down and not be sad and hormonal at Christmas, unlike last year, when droid arrived on Christmas morning.

Sorry, that was all rather self-centred.

Griff! You may be in exactly the right place. We're just nosy (and like to make sure pure not the type to get instantly pregnant. This sort of behaviour depresses us, as barren types.) People say we're cliquey. We're not but this is our little haven.

I like the Antonia dress. I'm gong to get it. I think I'm just lusting after the km one. Norf, don't be fooled by the pic. It's kind of calf length (intentionally according to the salesgirl). I like it, it shows off my shoes, but it won't be for everyone and I'm worried it would date.

Xp. Excellent carpet bombing effort draff. And excellent timing. In contrast I'm on nights leading up to Xmas, should ov,but prob won't on Xmas day, and have to try abs get off nights early to get to my clinic appointment and then go back on nights. I think there wil be tears...

Brilliant, Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant. We'll never hear the end of it now.

Oh, I feel bad now. Apparently she's been admitted to hospital with hyperemesis.

We knew it was coming though, right? All royal couples in recent history have been updiffed with 18 months of getting wed. When they got married I found myself bitterly wishing for fertility ishoos for them for some reason...Bitter hag indeed. Mind you, they could have been trying to win a baybee since they got wed and that wouldn't be an easy win then. D'you reckon they'd ever admit to outsourcing?!

Oh of course we knew it was coming Faithy, but I have my "Bitter Barren" hat on

Of course it's lovely news, and HWHNN made me come over all teary when he replied to my text telling him the news with: "Good for them. We have our plan and it will soon be us."

Bless HWHNN :)

Aw that was lovely of him frank
Impressed with the carpet bombing
Graf I'd be unable to provide that much energy at the moment. Shit I've heard three people getting diffed today...the duchess but I also appear to work in the most fertile department in the county

That's total poop blue, how you holding up? I'm lucky, now that my sort-of pregnant colleague (sort of colleague, she's definitely diffed!) has left the building I am 1 of only 2 women of child-bearing age in the office. The other is single, older than me and already has an 8yo. Knowing my luck she'll get diffed before me!

:( blue, that always sucks.

Have you seen this link? 15 hours in the Royal suite sechsing for Britain

Frankle, that was exactly my thought..

I was thinking last week how tough it would be of they were having problems though. Imagine all those "well-wishers" throwing fecking baby grows at you if you had issues. And not even able to puch them in the face without sparking an international media event.

I think I will be pleased for them. Eventually.