The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

[FrankelDeBeauvoir]

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

Pregnant friend asked me over dinner whether I was thinking of having children. I gave her an honest answer. Then felt even more shit because she was mortified.

Tis all extremely shit isn't it. MATV has failed massively on the supportive front and has just adopted a mtfu attitude which is not helping.

I was actually feeling not too bad until today, my friend is lovely but has only been trying since January and it just reminds me how easily it has happened to ALL of my friends. The only friend I have who so struggled now has two kids and has pretty much forgotten what it's like.

I know I have a day or two respite because my friend hasn't told the boss yet so it won't go public until she has, and that probably won't be until Friday so at least I have a few days to regroup. Just feels like shit really. She has two less than fertile sisters a d her best friend also had IVF and she knows about my problems and is very supportive. I just want it to be my turn though. I feel left behind and left out of this elusive exclusive club. I feel like I need to have a cry with someone that understands and I really don't have anyone in RL, so feel very lonely tonight. Haven't stopped crying since my last message so consequently look and feel like shit.

It is CD33 on a standard 28 day cycle. POASd this morning. Chicken liver pate for dinner.

I has name changed too. It's more Halloween than Apocalypse but t'will do for now.

Sorry about the piss stick result Winks

Just what I expected frank. If only my boobs would stop hurting and my eyes would stop welling up at absolutely nothing I'd be fine.

Liking the namechanges.

Good new names, guys

I was looking through the children on Be My Parent earlier. It's so tempting to ditch the TTC and sign up for adoption, there are all those children right there. But I'm shit with kids, I think I need a couple of years of babyhood to work out what to do with them.

Hello Hags. Stabbing starts in 3 weeks. I have ordered drugs. I have bought books & dvd's to keep me entertained. I am caffeine & alcohol free.

Am I allowed to come back to the BESH fold pliz?

Jethro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are allowed back because I Have Decreed It. Never thought you'd gone, luvver xxx

PS caffeine-free? Should I be doing that

'lo Jeff, just wave if rie starts to cut off your oxygen supply :)

I have been mostly lurking.

The Zita West booking says cut down on caffeine. And booze. And to eat more veg. And eat less sugar. Yawn.

PS Apocabugs is such a shit name it's completely brilliant!

I won't be changing names. I would say it's because all my admirers on the rest of MN wouldn't recognise me, but in truth I can't be bothered and I have no admirers on the rest of MN

Slapper and Winkly, I'm so sorry for the shitness :( :( :(

I feel left behind and left out of this elusive exclusive club
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That's it. Exactly that.

Re: telling people. MrA told his mother and sister finally. How they will act with the information remains to be seen . I can imagine them just thinking he told them for their information, rather than sharing it so that they had be sensitive over the festive season. Sigh.

Thanks Bugs. That's helpful. He's really stressed about this. He's quite happy to do the work - in fact he wants to because he wants to sell it as soon as this tenant leaves so he wants it to be in good order. I think the tenant is just trying it on, tbh. It was a lovely little flat when he moved out four years ago, and he had it completely redecorated under 2 years ago. It hasn't been well looked after by this tenant, but it's shit that he is now making that KFZK's problem.

And of course I'm not getting any tonight now. :(

Sorry we are all a bit mizz. We need a bigger cod of comfort.

sorry for the shit day everyone. < hands round pint glasses of gin>

A bigger cod of comfort you say?

How about <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Ni9&sa=X&tbo=d&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1600&bih=796&tbm=isch&tbnid=zlAvJ-7fENoecM:&imgrefurl=www.anglersnet.co.uk/News/a_very_large_sturgeon_story.html&docid=5xZHzI7OUK9_uM&imgurl=www.anglersnet.co.uk/files/sturg060806.jpg&w=350&h=257&ei=2jW1UMK9EqLB0QX2vYCoBg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=4&sig=111424535537317054329&page=1&tbnh=137&tbnw=181&start=0&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:99&tx=133&ty=84" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this beauty?

Wotcha Jethro, if Rie deems you are fit to return I'm not going to disagree
The stabbing is not that bad, I highly recommend the use of ice cubes though.

Rie, glad that MrA finally man-ed up, hope that the outlaws are sensitive, if not just let us know. I'm sure we could get a BESH posse together to, y'know, sort them out

I still can't bring myself to lose the "Frankel" tag . Hopefully I'm going to see him in his new home next week
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That would do Rie.

It's a sturgeon

Thanks Frank. Having seen pics of you, I can confirm that you do look Very Scary .

I might need to get some of those little ice cube freezy box things

Menacing as a bag of kittens me

My boy's advertisement page has been released

You want to have Frankel's baybees!

Welcome back jeffers!

Sorry for the mizzness. Tis crapola, I know.

Frankel is the new Northern Dancer, for sure. Fingers crossed his foals are brilliant runners too.

Oh, and holy crap I had CM today, not egg white and not much, but anything is good as far as I'm concerned. Add that to feeling sad and maybe egg laying is imminent? Sechs done, anyway, and I am SO on it for the next week