Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

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Its true, NGCECOAWT, so the BESH move on.

Join us in spooky October, for a different sort of Pagen fun. Sod the lentil weaving and organic bean bags, we're channelling pointy black hats, green tinged foundation and probably a bit of Harry Potter.

Join us for cursing of the insta-diffs, moments of pure love and the horrors of the cam of the fanjo - post the Beshtionnaire and the coven will judge you.

This is not a woo thread (TINAWT)

PAXMAN IS OLDER THAN MY DAD. Clarkson is slightly less appalling in that regard.

And anyway what were YOUR weirdo crush choices eh, eh?

I would change mine from Niles from Frasier to Seth Green - he of Buffy and Scooby Doo 2 fame. Yum :)

Don't eat a whole bag a Haribo to yourself, trust me.

Oh, neither of those are weird! I have had both on my list for a long time Although it is perhaps possible that my definition of "weird" may not be accepted on here...

You are definitely thinking outside the box graf! I got severaly mocked for the Niles thing!

And you will continue to be faife

Mine is Eddie Izzard. Yes, even when in drag. He's just.... Lovely.

Eddie is also on my list! I saw him live about ten years ago, he was wearing a leather miniskirt and I nearly dissolved right there.

I think perhaps I'm just a bit of a perv. Over everyone.

Except Paxman.

Im going to see him next year. I'm not counting down the days (yet). I'm taking ghj, but he doesnt really get him. And certainly doesn't have a crush.

I've never met anyone else with a crush on Eddie! How v exciting. We can perv together.

Actually, one of my fave routines is the evil giraffe one.... Don't tell me that's where your name came from?!

OF COURSE that's where my name comes from! Glorious was my favourite shows, with Definite Article second. My family can recite large portions of both... When I went to see him it was with my mum and dad, it was quite weird and brilliant, and we were in the third row and his legs seemed to go on forever... Don't think my dad had quite the same response as me and mum though...

I will eat all the leaves on this tree. I will eat more leaves than I should.

Just found and watched Evil Giraffe on YouTube. Snortle.

In my Lamborghini, in my mind

It's all true true true except for the lies

Oh draf I can't believe I didn't twig where your name was from! I super luffs you now. Eddie Izzard is such a legend. Tickets already books for the show next year, roll on May.

Covered in beeeeeees......

Hands down, best Eddie Izzard sketch ever! Brilliantly done and overquoted in our house.

I had a housemate with a big thang for Eddie. We watched the Sexie (ahem) video many times!

Since we are still waiting for our dining table and eat off trays, we say You'll need a tray most nights! :)

We regularly play out the tray sketch in this household too!

hello! thought I would creep over quietly as the Frolickers so quiet these days and I am probably more a BESH these days than a frolicker!

faith I love that sketch - one of the funniest ever [grin[

Playing full Dressed To Kill as I wrap gifts before departing - £30 on petrol round trip!!! - it's helping to fight the rapidly rising bitterness.

Be strong winkly!

Ooh hello raspberry my old friend! How's tricks? If you'd like to join the witches coven of the BESH, you need to drop your BESHtionnaire into the cauldron. Tis easy, draf did hers a few days ago.

My favourite Eddie Izzard thing (hope link works):

Also, the phrase: I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic cup.

Oh and 'covered in bees'.

Is there some sort of exciting Frolickers Schism happening?

Not that we are not v pleased at the prospect of new blood for our rituals.

I have never heard of these frolickers before? Do they frolik in meadows in skirts made of wheat?!

paaaahahahaha the Frolickers are taking over it seems! Tis just so quiet in there these days and I like having someone to chat to.

Tricks aren't too bad Faith!

Rightio my attempt at the BESHionnaire:

1. Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')

Yes. Gordons and Blue Saffire are the only ones I have tried though.

2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?

ohhhh I've been with DH so long I don't really know but I like to think that should I ever be single again I like to think I'd be a gold digger.

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use: mixture of:

c) foofoo
d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

Although saying that I'm atheist so I'm not sure who I pray to........

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:

a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.

5. Is R2D2:

a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
I prefer the wookie though. My little brother also does a pretty good impression of a wookie!

6. what colour are your walls?

magnolia through the house but we slowing introducing colours!

7. Number of pets?

No pets, DH is enough to put up with, expensive, always hungry and can make more mess in a shorter space of time than the tasmanian devil. oh and does quite often try to hump my leg. perhaps that's where we are going wrong?

8. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

mmmmmmm, that's taking some thinking about. probably Max from eastenders?

9. Lesbian crush?

lady gaga. and kylie minogue

10. What are your views on camping?

glamping all the way, we have a motorhome. i cant go anywhere without my creature comforts but i do like the freedom it gives you

11. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?

ii) Over 100 quid

so am I allowed in?

Well.... It's not quite got the formatting we enjoyed with draffs

It seems acceptable. R2D2, otherwise known as the droid, or Druid (thanks autocorrect) is the heinous metal fucker that is periods. No AF please.

And pick the lesser half a new name. No DH ( mine certainly isn't at the mo). I have a ghj (ginger hairy jock) but tis all an irrelevance really. Pick some letters, think of what it might stand for. I suggest letters close to one another on the keyboard.

Ooh, lots of rules. But we're naice really. Just intolerant of all things baby dusty.

You need to think of an inappropriate. draff has already horrified us with hers, but redeemed it with the darling Eddie.

And tell us your sorry tale. We like a story here.

Raspberry! Hi!

at my superior formatting skills!

Re babydust, is it just me that imagines that to be the result of baybees + blender? It's a rather horrific image, and not one I'd want to be sprinkled with...