The Rat Smackteers will get their BFPs and they'll BROOK NO ARGUMENT

[BeedleTheBard]

I hope this thread is as lucky as sparkle's

What do we want?

Positive Pee-sticks

When do we want them?

NOW

Keep I reckons a post-HSG with today's peak will be perfect timing! Good luck for today - are you going by yourself? If so we'll all be there for a virtual hand hold.

Sparks - what news with temps today? Excellent points on FF - a gold medal contender fo' shizzle.

Top idea to stay at home Maybe - be kind to those boobaloobs of yours, you preggo you.

Needle arg Beedle well jel of the shopping. I must take a random day's holiday to go shopping soon - haven't done that in ages.

Solars hapy anniversary for yesterday - did you go out last night to celebrate?

Munx lively to see you again - sorry to hear about the prem labour scare - keep your legs crossed for a few more weeks til you hit due date!

Imps do you have exciting symptoms to report? Or are the octuplets treating you well?

Keep not silly at all, I will be the same if I have to have one.

Beedle ooh, shopping. Are you buying anything nice? I hope you are going to be a lady what lunches

My train journey is taking forever today. And I keep hurting my norks while turning the pages of my book. So annoying. Could someone make me a cuppa please? Ta muchly

Here you go, maybe, decaf...

Yes, imps I am going alone, appt at 10.40, couldn't justify a morning off for dh when he wouldn't even be allowed in the room.

Morning ladies, I might get an A for effort, and maybe an award for sheer imaginative symptom spotting. but Im afraid to say that my temps are below coverline today, alas I think thats my done for the month, BUT I did sleep with wet hair and my mouth open more straw clutching!!

Keep your CBFM normally only indicates that OV is on its away, you have about 36 hours to get as much bonking in as possible as it can happen any time between now and then, but try not to put too much pressure on yourself!! Hope everything goes ok today!!

maybe I think your my twin, but seperated at birth, like danny devito and arnie!! I say this simply because I LOVE S&G, when I had a shower last night I used 'The scrub of your life' then 'clean on me' (because I like how it leave my skin feeling) then I used 'soap and clarity', THEN once Im dry I use the limited edition body butter (the one with the diamond dust in it)...... how sad to I sound right now.......
oh and you really do sound rather preggers to me!!

I was knitting on the bus this morning and someone called me a granny weirdo!!! harsh!!!

Keep I am brooking super hard for you.

Ta for the much needed decaf +---

I'm 11 DPO today so constant pant checking has started with a vengeance. Since my interesting pant snot on Monday and Tuesday I've had absolutely no CM to speak of - nothing, nowt, nada, zip. Usually I have some creamy CM but it's been as dry as a witch's tit up there. This has been most disappointing as it means that I have not been able to indulge in my favourite pastime of holding a tissue with fanjo mucus on it about 2cm from my face in order to analyse whether or not it can confirm the Blindingly Obvious for me.

The Octopigs are being quite well behaved today, although they did make me eat 2 chocolate biscuits before breakfast.

Sparks - still brooking for you. I have tweaked AF's nips for you so she should stay away.

Maybe any other symptoms from you?

IMps 'dry as a witch's tit' is now my sentence of the week. I shall try and drop it into conversation at some point today

Just very very sore boobs, and I have a metal taste in my mouth. But that really could be anything. I have come to accept that I probably am not going to get preggers without help. But this is the first cycle for a long time where I feel my body is running like clockwork. The accu and diet has made me feel so much more in control of this whole TTC lark.

I am keeping everything crossed for you Imps how long is your LP normally?

And where is Sparks?

er Maybe Im right here (and further up or down depending on how you have you MN set up) am I invisible? :o

Imps Id like to declare that pant snot checking is also my favourite pasttime at the moment, I had copious amounts about 2 days ago, but I too at the moment am as dry as a witchs tit (but on a side note how do we know how dry a witches tit is? I mean its not like I regularly walk round with damp nipples, does that mean Im a witch?!)

Saprks massive cross posting from me there.

I am so going back to get more S&G. I used it for years then decided to try some new things. But I am back on the wagon now

I have also been called names for knitting on the train. Or I get people that are sitting next to me talking about me and what I may be making. Just f'ing ask me you twunt

oh ladies heres a symptom for you, even if I have counted myself out!!

My nails are in amazing condition!!! This is so very rare for me!!! my hands almost look like they belong to a woman rather then a nervous nail biting little old man!!! (of course this could be caused by the fact I havent put polish on them for a while but I can dream cant I?)

That is so a symptom!!! I have the same!! I stopped having fake ones put on, and they are actually starting to grow!!

Just popping by quickly to brook for keep's HSG today. If CBFM is peaking I'd say the timing is perfect - I've no experience of HSGs but if you're not too sore later I'd say go for it :)

I'm pretty sure I don't look like either!!

Hi, thanks for the brooking, it was all fine, my tubes are clear. I have a front and right tilted womb, apparently, v common to have them tilted one way or the other. He said there's a slight increase in conception chance the next few months, so get to it... Am just hoping I didn't POP my egg yet or it would have been flushed away! It was only a little painful, like medium period cramps

sparkly boo hiss for temp drop, but you never know...

Have just had two chocolate donuts, so unsurprisingly feel a bit sick..

Hurrah keep! V pleased to hear that you've got normal tubes!! Now go get shagging!!

My nails are skanky - always have been, always will be. I can't have them longer than about 1mm otherwise they tear or chip or whatever. And I never wear nail varnish. Clearly, this means that having skanky nails = preggo symptom - don't worry if you're the opposite though Sparks and Maybe - every pregnancy is different.

Normal LP is 12 or 13 days - will start spotting either today, tomorrow or Saturday. When is AF not due for other 2WWers??

Er, no you won't start spotting, imps, you mean you would. Wrong tense. This is your month! Today's already half way done, and you have skanky nails. Diffed!

maybe has another week, sparks I think is Sat, and boo too. A tripe whammy Saturday coming up, which is good as don't think we've had any bfps this thread?

Keep Great news re tubes, now off you pop to get bonking!!!

I have the most bizarre LP anyways, according to FF its between, 11 and 17 days which we all know isnt right, I think I'm on a 12 day average sooooo theorectically I guess AF is due tomorrow, I mean not due!! I havent just been looking at FF charts 'like mine' to see if there a chance I can drop below coverline and still get a BFP, apparently when comparing similar charts 18% are pregnancy charts. I'm going to take those odds and run with them!! especially as (touch wood) there hasnt been much in the way of spotting or pant snot for several days!!!

Thanks for everyone helping to perk me up! hubby said this morning, "It ent over until your on the blob" such a wordsmith!!!!

I wont be tempting fate by testing anytime soon!!

That's great news keep! Good luck with the perfectly timed SWI, I am predicting a BFP for you in - ooh 14 days

beedle your life rocks :) Enjoy the shopping/lunching and try not to think too much about those of us stuck in offices/labs/various other places of work...

solars happy belated anniversary, hope you had a fab time!

imps glad the octopiggies are treating you well, don't you strain yo' lil self now LOVING hearing about your pant snot antics, that is just hilarious! I myself am a scooper as even with the EPO I don't tend to have enough to make it as far as the toilet paper. If I do, it is usually a cause for great celebration

maybe your signs are very positive, do your norks normally give you so much grief? I do think the knitting name calling is a bit harsh, that goes for sparks too. I don't think I could be brave enough to knit in public. There are some cruel people in my area too!

sparks never mind your temps, those nails say you are diffed my girl!

Thanks to an amazing sister in my EPAU, I now know what has happened to my bloods. The lab booked them in for an FS test, not an FSH test which is why it has come back as Fluid Study (FS). I am relieved, as it means nobody is waiting for fluid protein results. The sister was so lovely, she was able to confirm that I have an appointment with the cons on 24th August (the friday before my jury services starts - eek!). Thanks to my ever-amazing and incredibly thorough dr, my day 21 bloods included an FSH work-up and the cons is perfectly happy to accept that as my level (6.7)! The cons therefore doesn't see why I should have to wait until the end of August for my appointment, as the detailed SA results will also be back shortly. The sister is going to call me back on Monday with, hopefully, a much sooner appointment.

Feeling much happier and calmer now, thank you for all your support :)

geek good result!! Fingers crossed for a sooner appointment!!!

Pretty sure someone has stabbed me in my right boob least I imagine that's how it would feel!!

Oh and currently I'm 65pts pregnant (maybe I think you can only do this on the paid account, which you shouldn't bother signing up for on account of you being differed!!)

Go sparks!! See if you can get it up to 70

If I change my FF setting to advanced, and let it set my OV date for me then I'm 82pts diffed I wish I knew when I OV'd this month!!

The EPAU sister told me to consider the first day of my cp bleed as CD1 so I have beaten FF over the head until it obliged. I have now fast-forwarded from CD5 to CD9 :)

sparks I wish I could help with your ov date but there are a few possibilities :( I think FF has been pretty fair with its assumption though (for what it's worth!)