We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

[Fairygodmother1]

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby

I did for a long long time too 5alive. I made pizzas for the kids and used left over dough for bread.

We are doing a Herman cake now. Yummy.

Russia to win eurovision!

Hey girlies,

Everything was ok till text messages from DB & his GF which were rather nasty. Apparently keeping my head down & not saying anything is totally wrong & my feelings are self centred! So had a good cry this morning as they obviously don't understand.

Apparently 4 1/2 years of trying & mc doesn't mean I shouldn't be happy for other people. Not sure when I said I wasn't happy - I don't remember saying my opinion either way on the matter. Told them to phone me before it all gets blown out of proportion but apparently they'd rather have a row about the fact I never said Congrats. Just seems so petty that I keep my opinions to myself but thats wrong.
So I know to lie in future

Missed Eurovision as was out with DH celebrating Wedding Anniversary!

How is everyone?

Tell you brother he is a twunt not very considerate.

Happy wedding anniversary FG and your super fab DH.

DD was one this weekend and has been ill but we have still had a good time.

Happy Anniversary to you and your lovely dh Fairy. Sorry your brother is still being self centred(!) Tell him that you are pleased for him and the rest of your imaginary friends say congrats too I know that will be hard but please don't loose the contact with your brother. They will not understand what you are going through - thats what we are here for! Good luck with the effort of arranging your facial features - I know it isn't easy.

Happy birthday to Lou's dd also

I Love you Lou - big snogs!!!! Mr Fairy says he loves the twuntage on here.

Happy Birthday Lou's DD - 1 already!!!!

My imaginary friends are laughing Um. I'm sure it will sort itself out in the end although his Gf has removed me from FB - how mature lol. Thanks for the support - I know they can;t understand but compassion would be nice! It's good I have friends who understand!

I am really stressed about DD's passport not sure we will be able to get it in time for our holidays. That will be great that we will lose all the money we paid.

Sorry feeling sorry for myself. Damn bank holidays.

Very mature Fairy! At least you don't have to hide her on fb when she starts posting her every niggle and scan - she sounds just the type! I hardly put anything on fb - just a few comments on others statuses (statii?) rather than the whole thing. Good luck with the pair of them!

I did see a t-shirt a while ago that said "You're only jealous because the little voices are talking to ME"

Lou - when are you going away? How long ago did you send the forms in? (and where are you going?!)

We are going to Kos on 9th June. It was sent in mid-may. They have got it and I am happy to pay what it takes to get it back in time. Damn bank holidays.

What have the passport office said, Lou? You'll have to tell me what Kos is like!

Um you are my little voices!!! Lol. I dont put anything on my status about baby stuff - as far as friends that aint close are concerned, we're just enjoying life (oh that old chestnut)! I generally just play the games on there!

Hand holding required DHs friend's DH has had lots of seizures and neurosurgery. They aren't sure what the outcome is going to be.

Hand here and ready Lou.

Fb is only there for ridiculous comments in my book! My favourite of mine was "My tea-bags are inviting me to visit their fb page. Why? I am not their friend, I am going to systematically drown each and every one of them in boiling water." To which someone replied "and then turn them into compost"

Sorry I'm late - I stopped off at the offie for supplies as Lou looks like she needs a stiff drink. How is DH's friends? When will the outcome be heard?

Um I've deleted a few 'friends' off there. The other thing that annoys me about fb is you get told what your friends have commented on their friends or get a friend suggestion for someone just because you have a friend or few in common...I don't bloody know them!!! Also when I put pics on there, I do it so only specific people see it, not the world!
I tend to just play the games but then get bored of them after a while!

Off on belated honeymoon today so will be MIA for a litte bit. Also on the TWW!!!!!! Fingers crossed the holiday will make a bean stick & I can win baby bingo at the arcades!!!! I will be treating myself to a few COCKtails!! . Sparkly thong bikini all packed!

Bring you all back some duty free fags & booze - any preference????

FG have a fab holiday. Where are you off to? We are off next Saturday and are totally unorganised and have a broken washing machine. So might have to go shopping. DD does have a passport though.

Our friend had an operation yesterday but we haven't heard anything. DH is probably going to Plymouth to see him tomorrow.

Oooh Holiday! Sounds like you are off to foreign-land too, on an aeroplane-flyingmachine thingy? Have a lovely time Fairy and don't think of us stuck in cold old blighty

As for duty free - I'm not proud, anything will do for me, just don't get nicked!

Hooray for passport Lou! At least you can now all go! (even if you have to go in dirty pants!)

Good luck to friend, you are all in my thoughts.

I am still in England. Only 3 more sleeps to go.

Thank god for laundrettes. We also had a leaking gas pipe that needed fixing this weekend. The fun we are having.

[Takes orders for the duty free the chavs want me to steal.]

DHs friend DH died yesterday. So so so sad.

Sorry to hear that Lou, so very sad and scarily fast. :( Hugs to all.

Today I ironed in prep for the holiday. I feel like I have over exerted myself now.

IRONING! Lou - honestly, pull yourself together. It's only going to get squashed in a case Happy Holiday.

I'll just get drunk down the park by myself til you and Fairy get back. Unless Lemony swings by.

I think I was hallucinating this ironing business.

Good - I was worried there for a while!