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We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

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Fairygodmother1 · 05/02/2011 09:51

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby Grin

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Icedlemonmuffin · 11/02/2012 21:45

Fairy I was trying to harness the power of PNT ( positve negative thinking) so that no hopes are risen only the bingo dabber!

I (cough) may work at said place with small bags and when we run out of big bags I loose the will to live with all the comments.

Me - sorry we have run out of big bags only have small ones

Customer - have you got any big bags?

Me - no sorry as I just said we have run out, we have got small ones or you can buy the bags for life.

Customer- are you sure you haven't got any have you checked the other checkouts

This goes on and on all day, getting more frustrating, for both myself and customer. It can be funny but you can get swore at a lot as well.

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Fairygodmother1 · 12/02/2012 13:34

LOL! I never swore at anyone & yes the proper tills had big bags the self check out had small! Also when we went through self service at M & S (posh valentines dinner for £20) our alcohol was approved via computer at the other end. In Tesco we have to wait around for someone to come over & either joke about not needing ID or dirty look up & down then approve the alcohol!!!!

Still no RTD! We had SFF last night to see if it will bring it on - nothing yet. If still not on by friday then will POAS but hoping I don't have to!

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HalleLouja · 12/02/2012 20:27

SFF. Why bother Wink

You lot make me laff.

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Fairygodmother1 · 14/02/2012 10:41

SFF2!!!!!! Grin

Still no RTD! Boobs kinda hurt (no more than usual), a few cramps...nothing conclusive so not pg!!!!

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HalleLouja · 14/02/2012 21:08

Don't bother testing unless you wanna bring on rtd. No point you aren't preggers! Grin

Icedlemonmuffin · 14/02/2012 21:14

Fairy don't waste your wee! You would probably miss and wee on your hand Smile then you would have a smelly wee wee hand on valentines night.

Oh and this sff crap, stop it! Now!

HalleLouja · 15/02/2012 21:24

Maybe FG in lurve [runs to sick bucket]. Not everyone is over it like the rest of us chavs.

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Fairygodmother1 · 17/02/2012 06:47

BFaintP!!!!!!!!!!! Grin Shock [bush] Wine Biscuit Brew Flowers

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fairygodmother1 · 17/02/2012 06:49

I meant Blush
PMPL!

SFF = drunk!!!!! OMG! My poor pickle!!! Grin

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Icedlemonmuffin · 17/02/2012 07:01

Fairy congratulations and fingers crossed your little pickle (or two) stays nice and safe until October!

Have you screamed yet and waved pee soaked stick under dhs nose!

I am so pleased and excited for you, wish I knew you in rl so I could give you a hug and jump round the room.

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Fairygodmother1 · 17/02/2012 09:27

I still can't quite believe it!!!

It was really funny cos I got up when his alarm went off as I'm sick & tired of ths bad back & sore boobs so I thought sod it, I'll test.

I POAS & first I thought no I'm not, then I looked again & saw a vvvv faint line. So I walked into bedroom & said to DH, "Honey can you check this, I think I have a very faint line." (as I'm tuening on the light). So he replied," let my eyes get used to the light," & said "yes thats a line." I said "OMG! Omg! I'm pregnant! We're gonna have a baby!"

His reply, "I'm quite turned on!" PMPL!

Faint lines on 2 tests so gonna get a digital one later!

I feel like jumping about!!!!! I've told only told you lot, one other thread, & an old MNer on my FB as I needed to ask about the metformin as she's been in the same position as me with the clomid & metformin!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 17/02/2012 10:52

Fairy my test was really really faint and I still didn't believe it when I'd peed on about six different tests!

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Fairygodmother1 · 17/02/2012 10:59

I've stopped at 2 till we get the digital one this afternoon! I just can't take it in. Plus just had chocolate & have heartburn now!!!!!!

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Fairygodmother1 · 17/02/2012 15:46

Digital Clear Blue says Pregnant 1-2 weeks!!!! Grin

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Icedlemonmuffin · 17/02/2012 15:58

[Grin] congratulations again to you and mr fairy. You are having a little pickle or two.

HalleLouja · 17/02/2012 15:59

[Steals all fg's booze and fags]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Icedlemonmuffin · 17/02/2012 16:00

Grin no more Wine and sff just Brew and mr fairy rubbing your poor back.

HalleLouja · 17/02/2012 16:01

The drugs do work.

I think i might still have the pee sticks from when I was preggers with dd then the ones I took in precaution after the spotting.

HalleLouja · 17/02/2012 16:02

Look after baby Louis!!

Icedlemonmuffin · 17/02/2012 16:03

Yeah and all that drunken sex!

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Fairygodmother1 · 17/02/2012 16:43

Apparently was already pg by the time we had SFF drunken sex! The drugs & booze do work! I just had to pretend to be 16!!! PMPL!

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HalleLouja · 17/02/2012 18:11

We can virtually hug and jump around. Not quite the same my lovey. So excited.

HalleLouja · 17/02/2012 18:16

Just read the "I'm quite turned on" comment. Missed that earlier in all my excitement. Tell him no more sex you are pregnant. If you have twins you never have to have sex ever again. That will teach him.

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Fairygodmother1 · 18/02/2012 07:16

LOL! Thank you,

In a bit of a panic today that I'm not pregnant!!!!!!!

Did you all feel the same?

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HalleLouja · 18/02/2012 08:35

You are pregnant. Whoop.

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