We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

[Fairygodmother1]

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby

SFF!!!! Am I allowed??? lol

If you have product to test then why the heck not! Enjoy, am very impressed with getting to 6 never mind 7!

Not shagging just product testing!

Am out again this month... Maybe next month...

That's fucking crap Fairy! You really deserve those two bloody lines to be yours and soon.

I think you should get your sparkly thong and leg warmers on and meet be down the park so we can get shit faced.

I'm there with you hon!!!!

On the plus side - confirmed ovulation...how we missed it i'll never know. Double the efforts & massage oil will be the plan. Thinking of doing some accupuncture!

Sorry to hear you are out FairyG. And after momentous effort too Have a to help! Good news about the confirmed ovulation though

In other news I have had SFF for the first time since BFP! First time I have felt either awake or not rotten when dh came to bed last night

Yay Um!!! I'll have 2 for both of us. Feel a bit rotten today but has been 2 tough days tbh! Oh well double the effort next month plus I suspect ovulation when we're on our weekend away so fingers crossed for that one!!!

Help yourself to the or dh will just down the lot! Hope it makes you feel better. Ooh ovulation and a weekend away - we know what you'll be doing then (Product testing of course!)

I think that I can start to feel this bean moving! I think that the windy sensations have moved from either side of my belly to the middle! I am about willing to admit to myself that I am ACTUALLY pregnant! Well I am at 17.5 weeks and have started wearing maternity jeans! I must look out the rest of my comfy clothes.

Aww thats fab Um !!! Well jealous (in a good way)

Ooh product testing is it's new name!!!

I went for accupuncture today, fingers crossed it will help...

Whoop to moving beans.

Boo to RTDs!

In other news I had sex. It should be front page news as I have only had sex 3 times in the last year (including that one!).

Me and you too Lou Has someone put something in the water!?

See its passing on the massage oil it is meaning there is sex on this thread! Not with each other mind!

Too many ! in that sentence. Argh.

Glad I aint alone in having sex (well aint this week at the mo )

Get the pom poms ready for this month then girls - I've got: clomid, metformin, royal jelly, folic acid, vit C, omega 3, chinese herbs, accupuncture, Lou's massage oil, the threat of a Lap & Dye a few days before xmas & a weekend in Ireland....keep everything crossed (but your legs) Chavettes!!! I need to win me that baby!!!!

Go Fairy, Go Fairy, Go Fairy! [goes off to find pom poms]

Hey, did anyone watch The Choir last night? Put it on iplayer if you want a damn good cry! I was a mess by the end!

I sobbed at children in need. I have done my sobbing for the week

Sobbed at that too. And all the remembrance day stuff. And a book a friend has lent me called There's a house inside my mummy. Have to learn to read that without crying!

Oh and the trashy novel I am reading, pretty much everything at the moment - can't think why

Ooh I'm crying at everything too! Bondi Rescue is the worst! Yes I sobbed at Children in Need - especially Elliott who died!!!

You have an excuse Umb. Am hoping mine's due to the clomid that's sorting mine out!

Hormones FairyG. Wonderful things They should inject them into prisoners as a torture - they would confess to anything, but then they probably wouldn't remember!

Ds being a tired stroppy little $%@&*£ today. My mind has wandered off (what little there was of it left) on a "If I can't cope with one, how the hell am I going to cope with 2?" method of torture.

Oh and am starting to get nervous about my scan on Friday.

Is it bedtime yet?

Can someone have a large for me please?

Ooh I've had Guinness & whisky for all of us this weekend & SFF!!!! Am soooo chilled out (or that may be lack of sleep). What we both needed but so expensive!

Um you will cope fine! You can do it honey. (FG gets the pom poms out to cheer Um on)

UM you will be fine but it will be the hardest thing you have ever done. I never believed my friends when they said it but its true.

FG how's tricks?

Pours large glass of vino. My mother is being a pain in the arse again.