We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

[Fairygodmother1]

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby

Also symptom spotting. Don't know why particularly, I am driving myself round the bend, apart from we actually had sex this month at the correct ewcm time! So obviously am pg. Except for the fact that I'm not, obviously! Got any tequila to spare? CD34 of between 30 - 36. Even collected fmu this morning but then read test and it said it worked better 7 days after rtd due. Damn cheepie thing, so chucked fmu out and decided that torturing myself was better than a bfn (which of course I could have continued to torture myself with - faulty test, too early to tell etc etc etc)

Wake me up in a week - off to down all the booze in the house.

Sore boobs for the last 5 days (too early), feel amazing sick yesterday (seem fine today) heart burn for 2 days (gone today)! RTD could be here any time from now! but I'm guessing some time in next 7 days! Tes plenty of tequila to share - with or without the lemon/lime & salt?

[Wanders in innocently]

POAS!!

How are you all??

[drinks remainder of booze]

[Walks out sheepishly - someone had to ask the question]

B

B??

F

BFG I get it you have been reading roald dahl x

Ha, I knew you would be lurking Lou!

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Grabs the booze off fivealive. You can't drink but I can. Congrats my lovey. I thought I was quite funny really with my roald dahl jokes.

(Does some quiet whoops to celebrate)

Thank you Lou and thank you for kindly finishing the booze! Now all I have to do is chuffing well STAY pregnant til April, until I can have a healthy happy baby, no mucking about this time!

Have so far only told DH and you lot! Don't know how long that will last though!

Liking the Roald Dahl reference as I hopefully will be a BFG by April! And if it all goes according to plan, ds's birthday is in March, so in future everyone will think I planned 2 children like that, only we will know of the 3 hard years in the middle!

Umbongo I am so happy for you, massive congratulations and I will be sending vibes to your little bean telling it to stay put until it's given it's eviction notice in April. I feel silly but I could cry.

Fingers crossed for Fairy and getting a BFP very soon.

My sister is due the same time as Pants and when I saw her yesterday she had the cutest bum (had a little bum envy) and I got really excited and nearly cried then. I really need a decent nights sleep!

Mini muffin is nearly seven months old and is crawling backwards.

Big waves to Lou how is little Z?

Waves to any other chavs I've missed. Hope everyone is well and have been enjoying the school hols only two weeks left. Mini muffin is going to miss dd1 aka Jeffrey loads when she goes back.

We miss Jeffrey and we have never met her

[Thinks anyone who reads this fred and doesn't "know" us must think we are totally a bit mental]

Z is good and A her brother still loves her. I just need to get her to nap in her cot and all will be perfect. Though I shouldn't really complain as she sleeps in her crib ok at night.

How are PTP, Pants, Biccie and anyone else who has gone awol?

Lou I'm even more mental now with sleep deprivation thrown in, can't believe I keep thinking about hopefully having a third!!

Dd1 did say she wouldn't mind another brother or sister in a couple of years, but she did say I couldn't have the same gap as between her and dd2 (seven and a half years) as I would be too old at forty for another baby and should have a full time job by then!!!

Dd2 will nap in her cot most days, I put her down awake and then just do little jobs upstairs (or jump in the shower) so that she can still hear me and most days she usually just drifts off. It's just night times I've got to crack now.

Oh Big CONGRATS Umb!!! (Slightly jealous too) . Just me left then! CD 36...still no RTD - not unusual for me though is it?

Thanks Lemony - can't believe the little chavs are getting so big!

Thank you all! If it makes you feel any less then I a living in a merry paranoid hell at the moment, every slight twinge of stomach makes me want to check to make sure there is no bleeding, but sometimes putting off going to check cos I am too scared! Please can someone remove my hyperactive imagination with a spoon so I can just wander aimlessly through the next 8 months.

Anyone know what antibiotics for what disease I can claim to be on to prevent me from drinking as we are camping this weekend and I don't really want to own up to the real reason for the teetotalism?

I have also invented an ankle pain as I daren't run and am feeling a bit knackered anyway!

Yes Lemony you should get a full time job to keep Jeffrey in the style she wishes to become accustomed!

I'm allegic to penicillin & the antibio I take makes you boated & bubbly tummy if you drink so you can claim that lol!

Still not tested here! CD37 still no sign!!!

Not even a cheeky cheap test? What is the longest your cycle has been? If you exclude the time it all went haywire.......

BFN this morning...RTD hurry up & get here now!!!!

Lou since being on the metormin it hasn't been any longer than about 35 days! I was just hoping cos I gave up my job & we went away during ovulation time it might have happened but I just aint that lucky!

Don't worry I will stay in the park with you until you win your baby.

I can even lend you my old thongs.

Ooh lucky thongs!!! Thank you for the hand holding.

Anyone else got a lucky charm they can lend me??? RTD should be in the next couple of days now I did the test!

No lucky charms round here, sorry, but I only made it to week 5 of the couch to 5k, and Lou and someone else said they never made it to the end either!

There was a spaarkly boob tube round here somewhere, I'll send that round for you. Sorry for your bfn I was really hoping that we would both be lucky this time.

Lol Umb. I'm doing my own thing, running 6K in total but that hasn't made a difference. Got my hosp app next month & I don't evven know if I'm ovulating so not me just yet. ingers crossed I will be by xmas!

Ooh my ebay version of the Ab circle Pro arrived earlier!!! Can't wait to try it out!