Because we'll all be panicking soon. I have no daughters, and grumpy sullen scientist sons who always get to be shepherds and nothing bling. My talents are wasted.
I offer: my genius Snowman costume. You need a white pop-up laundry basket and three buttons. Set to it with a knife for armholes. I find a good splodge of Sudocrem works well as face paint in an emergency, and dry shampoo sprayed liberally does wonders for white hair.
I thank you.