I am a MN Christmas offender on every level! My favourite bits of Christmas are:
Grossly excessive consumption of food (an entire worktop piled with treats accumulated throughout November and December and festooned with fairy lights (a friend once described it as my “shrine to gluttony”)
Posh hot chocolate, both in flasks on our holly hunt and in special tiny snowflake mugs when we watch The Snowman on Christmas Eve; 48 pigs in blankets and an 18lb turkey for 6 people
Board games, charades, cracker jokes, gingerbread house competitions, enforced family fun for all of the 12 days
Stockings full of glorious, frivolous, gorgeous “tat” for children, adults and pets
Christmas pyjamas, jumpers, cushion covers, tea towels, doormats, handwash dispensers and bedding, the gaudier the better
Glitter, tinsel, garlands, paper chains, lametta flashing and brightly coloured lights everywhere, even the bathroom is covered
Carol singing, Christmas party music, crap TV specials, Christmas cooking shows and documentaries, cheesy Christmas movies - our house is NOISY
Piles of presents, all wrapped in a variety of Christmas paper that isn’t brown, muted and joyless
Smelly candles, Christmas tea light holders and sparkly (tacky) Christmas ornaments including a dancing Santa and singing cuddly sprout
Christmas cards, including homemade ones
I love, love, love Christmas and I make no apologies for any of it.