Insulting xmas prezzies.

[snowbodysfool]

Whats the most insulting christams present you have ever been given and who gave it to you?

dh-soda stream, same year that he bought me a baby furby

i was 20

You are not going to win the prize for this.

The all time worst xmas gift was 26 M of knicker elastic

my DD received a keyring basically saying she is fat.
This was from DD's "best" friend! DD is an average 12.5 year old and isn't at all fat but thinks she is so this present wasnt well received!

WigWamBam wins bronze, silver AND gold for that, MB! Poor, poor WWB. A far better person than I.

I'd have strangled the mil with it.

You will all struggle to beat the knicker elastic WigWamBam got from her MIL.

LGJ sits back safe and secure in the knowledge that she is on to a winner.

Don't forget the following year when WWB got half a loofah!

test

Waves to the Lifers....

Didn't she get half a loofah the next year?

Poor WWB!

ROFL!

Half a loofah is better than none.. boom boom

AHHH the loofah. memories, memories.......

I'm off to start a thread actually......look out for it....

Dh got a comb from MIL.

He is bald.

Sorry for cloak and dagger, but it was a small pack of child's Wallace & Gromit notepaper from sister in law, apparently recycled from one of her 2 children. I won't go through the "presents" she has insultingly given other family members, as they are too recognisable. The notepaper was mild in comparison. But believe me they have not been forgotten !

HIYA SIS IN LAW!!

oooooh, she's a mumsnetter? This is too good!

Fess up, who recycled W&G notepaper? Y'tight git!

You know those A4 sized flimsy plastic document holders that you put a couple of pieces of paper in and then put in a ring binder? My grandparents once gave my dad one of them for Christmas .

Not as bad as some of these on here, but last year my SIL gave me some toiletries. They were quite nice actually - though in small 'travel' sizes. It was only later that I noticed the small label attached to the bag they were in saying 'Only available as part of a larger purchase. Not for resale'. In other words, she'd bought some stuff for herself (or for a more favoured recipient) and recycled the free gift onto me. She could at least have removed the label that gave the game away.

However, WWB is undoubtedly World and Olympic champion of crap presents.

Actually MB I think you may be being unfair to WWB's MIL.
I was under the impression that she actually gave her 34 metres of knicker elastic - much more generous.....

The knicker elastic is by far the winner!
My friend was dating my FIL and was surprised to open on christmas day a generator and a large jar of pickled eggs-she had never expresses a like for either!What goes through some mens minds?

Friend gave me a book on how to get rid of cellulite. This really p*ed me off, actually as I have a lot of issues with me body (concave arse, huge boobs, wonky nose, c-section shelf, over-developed calf muscles, scar under me chin) but I DON'T HAVE NO CELLULITE OK Mags!!!!
I asked her if it was a joke and she just looked blank. Never felt the same about her again.

nuttynoel-I would have sent her names to all the slimming clubs i could fine just to be as nasty as her!

A cow bell from my boyfriend who had just been to switzerland (he was 16 at the time- been my dh for the last 18 years- should have taken it as a warning sign really!)

DH got a plastic wall clock that looked like a tyre from his mum - he was 35 at the time!

mil asked me if I wanted some bathroom scales one year

one of those free Cds you get with the paper.
dmil!!