Something daft, large and cheap

[Qwenzo]

We are doing table gifts this year instead of crackers and the limit for each person is £5. Anyone got any ideas of something really daft, big and cheap that’d raise a laugh. Bonus if it can be worn or is inflatable.
Needs to be reasonably family friendly (oldies) but everyone is over 16.

For anyone single they do inflatable the perfect bf/gf

Crown or Zimmer frame?

An inflatable drinks holder - perfect for the wine glass/beer can in the bath.....

An inflatable reindeer.

Inflatable Santa, ghetto blaster, guitar, yes I’m very sad I look for fun things.

Space hopper?

Ah a space hopper would be amazing! Bet you can’t get one for a fiver though.

Space hopper for a fiver

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You might get more use out of this reindeer antler ring toss game. A bargain for 3 quid

www.poundtoy.com/products/inflatable-reindeer-antler-game?pk_cid=1&pk_keyword=31322604339290&pk_medium=multifeeds&pk_campaign=Google&pk_source=Google&pk_content=ToysGames&utm_source=Google&adGroupId=75314665383&device=m&gclid=Cj0KCQiAhZT9BRDmARIsAN2E-J1E5TGha02HWuGlB_DYKkxZJ25YnC01ep4uMdfooV9d7F7RYF1uzhwaAgyKEALw_wcB

An inflatable punch bag (the novelty kind, not a proper one that costs £££).

Thanks for the space hopper link 👍 reindeer toss is also good but I bought it last year!

Saw in B&M today a twerking game for £5 where you have a box on your back (for 2 people) and it's first one to 'twerk' out the balls inside the box wins.

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0046UH3VO/?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

Now this is a tenner but once you've looked at it the recommendations will lead you down a sad, sad path

I second the inflatable Zimmer frame, it was a birthday present last year for a special birthday.

Bean Boozled - Russian roulette with jelly beans. Half are delicious flavours, half are things like stinky socks, lawn clippings or worse...

www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/290766715

@FannysSteadiedBuffs I wish that wasn’t a tenner. It is exactly what we’d all laugh at!

A plastic sledge

Inflatable Boris or Trump?

How about an inflatable drinks chest...

www.smiffys.com/products/inflatable-treasure-chest-drinks-holder?variant=22691832234042&gclid=Cj0KCQiAhZT9BRDmARIsAN2E-J0oiO6mpuFTJUBe5XZacqJaDWkDLqsbhxWtHFtzwB5OBJhF3UN6Nb4aAq4FEALw_wcB

Depending on your crowd a Shewee could raise a good giggle. Marginally more useful that blow up junk.

All excellent ideas thank you 👍

[quote Qwenzo]@FannysSteadiedBuffs I wish that wasn’t a tenner. It is exactly what we’d all laugh at![/quote]
Could you chop it in half?

Inflatable dinosaur

www.partydelights.co.uk/product-detail.aspx?ProductID=INFL055&gclid=CjwKCAiAqJn9BRB0EiwAJ1Sztck42htl1iax7bsHDl2zBDUKjm_960Sr9tGkT21bD4lGX0iqYMlehBoCsNEQAvD_BwE

I was going to say the inflatable boyfriend/girlfriend.

Not particularly large, but his about rude modelling balloons?

www.worldofbooks.com/en-gb/books/rude-balloon-modelling/9781842296813?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIpcXq_oPx7AIVBeztCh3LiALpEAQYAiABEgLgifD_BwE