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Anyone else have Xmas steam to let off?? What's making you rage?

112 replies

Thisnamechanger · 23/12/2018 17:36

I cannot find my SIL present anywhere.
I'm very late leaving for DFs.
I'm cooking tonight.
My pets are furious with me.
No one else seems to want to help.

Xmas Angry

Anyone else need to let of some steam about anything?

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slappinthebass · 23/12/2018 17:38

I've just started one 🤣. Bollocking disappearing SCISSORS.

Kismetjayn · 23/12/2018 17:40

Overexcited child fell asleep before dinner and will now be awake and hungry at stupid o'clock and still another day of overexcitedness before The Day.

Thisnamechanger · 23/12/2018 17:43

Also I was relying on DP being back in time from meeting his friend in order to just about get everything done on time and dinner cooked for DF and DP but he's an hour and a half later than planned because he was "having a good conversation" but I can't be a cowbag about it because it's my family Xmas maybe I'll just give him the smallest portion Xmas Angry

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Parsleyisntfood · 23/12/2018 17:47

I’ve engineered all of December to have today free with DH. Shifts have been battered here there and everywhere, presents bought and wrapped, Christmas activities done with ds friends and family over last 3 weekends. Against all the blooming odds we had almost 48 hours in the same building at the same time.
Suddenly everyone needs me to pick up a last minute present or pick someone up from the train station or make a (ridiculously complicated) dessert. And getting offending when I don’t want to meet for a boozy lunch to exchange gifts.
I’m never being organised again! Not worth it, people just see free time to steal.

Iminastoreandimsinging · 24/12/2018 07:38

I know there's definitely bigger problems in the world but I've just discovered DH has eaten a whole fucking pack of tree chocolates that I was saving to replenish the tree today! Greedy shit.

SinkyMalinks · 24/12/2018 08:03

I’m working today. DH is off. Despite knowing the plans, he is now asking me for a bullet point list “but where EXACTLY do I have to go to get the turkey? What checkout line?” “Clear the table? But where should I put everything?” “Hoover? What do I need to hoover”

I don’t know, I don’t care and the f**king floor sweetness.

Thisnamechanger · 24/12/2018 12:39

sinky you've done well not to kill him IMO

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Thisnamechanger · 24/12/2018 13:03

Also am at DFs house in my coat as since DM passed the house is always kept just above freezing. If you dare approach the thermostat he yells out "But it's boiling in here"

He must be some sort of heat retaining lizard.

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VinoEsmeralda · 24/12/2018 13:07

We have just been summoned 2 hrs earlier than planned (30mins notice) .. A few years ago they were 3hrs late as the baby was a sleep. This time the toddler is tired...

Yes I know my kids don't have a life..... (or us).sigh.....

butterflybuns · 24/12/2018 13:07

All 3 kids are generally being arses and annoying each other all day. Sent eldest to her room for squeezing middle one's arm. She then declared that it doesn't feel like Christmas. All 3 have had big attitudes all morning. Over excited tired children are nightmares- no magic here this Christmas eve.

Stoneagemum · 24/12/2018 13:12

That I actually have to get out for bed and be Christmassy soon, BAH HUMBUG, but DS leaves for the other side of the world soon so I should 'make memories' Envy
Insult to injury he says he is coming back for Xmas next year and we should spend it with family so I still don't get my break from the bullshit!

DeeStopia · 24/12/2018 13:13

Ooooooh thanks for this thread!
I am FUCKING FED UP of being the adult all the time, of feeling sorry for XDH because he's going to be alone at Christmas, at DP for not getting gifts for my kids when I bought EVERYTHING for his kids (only his name on the gift tags, long story), of trying to balance everyone else's happiness when I want a break too. (I am having a day to myself on the 27th and fuck, I am so looking forward to it.)

DeeStopia · 24/12/2018 13:14

Also (sorry) but I do not need to hear that DP's exMIL was amazing at making mince pies. I don't fucking care.

EdtheBear · 24/12/2018 13:16

Where do I start?
Turning up a a birthday party in Christmas jumpers. Angry
A Christmas book for birthday. That will really last the year.Hmm
Character duvet cover for a character DS doesn't know. WTF?

Not wanting to come for dinner but popping in on Christmas day when we are preparing to host other people.

Hey ho - Its Christmas!

driggle · 24/12/2018 13:19

I bought a stocking from the Toys R Us sale in the summer for now 3 month old DD and I've no bloody idea where I put it.

Johnnycomelately1 · 24/12/2018 13:21

I am FUCKING FED UP of being the adult all the time

This, this and thrice this

LadyGrey66 · 24/12/2018 13:21

Having to buy the ham and turkey, expected to cook all the vegetables (bar potatoes) for a lunch for 8 people that i’m not even hosting - no offer towards contributing towards any of it, just expected of us. And when I say us, I mean me, because dh as per usual has bought no gifts and is now rushing around town panic buying any crap he can get his hands on. Was looking forward to a nice relaxing day today, but no, here I am scratting around on my own cooking lunch for HIS family. All with the flu. Wonderful.

FairyBunnyAgain · 24/12/2018 13:25

No young kids to get over excited any more. Rang DM from Tesco earlier to check she had everything for boxing day, she said she has so that's it now I am not going out again, we will go without when I get the inevitable phone call in an hour or two.
Keep telling DH that we need to put the presents under the tree, clear up the kitchen/diner and write down what needs to come with us tomorrow. He now tells me he still has all his presents to wrap and can't understand why we need a list despite the fact that every year we forget at least 1 vital food component.

BooHasAPressieForYou · 24/12/2018 13:27

On Saturday I lost it completely
Have been asking the DCs (12 and 10) to tidy their rooms up for weeks. They have done precisely feck all. So I told them Saturday morning if they didn't do them, they weren't going to the Christmas party at our local pub for kids. They go every year, it's amazing, not something they want to miss.
DD went back to bed. DS sat on his ps3.
DH told me to leave off as it's Christmas, and said they were going.
I pointed out it might be sodding, buggering Christmas for them, for me it's two days of cooking plus the normal chores.

Suffice to say, they went to the party. I refused to go, despite DH phoning and texting me. I went and got myself a Chinese take away, and binge watched Prime. I even had a cheeky gin and tonic, in my jamas.

They came home and DH was smug about how they had behaved.
Then they kicked off, an almighty kick off, queue much screeching and lunacy, and DH trying to stop them.
It was at that point I walked downstairs and said "I see undermining me is going well. Let me know who wins from the pair of them. Goodnight"

He apologised profusely in the morning and has now rounded them up to get the tidying done.

But Christmas gives me the rage. I prefer New Years eve.

Abra1de · 24/12/2018 13:28

I am Very Cross that the weather is so mild I cannot store food in the utility room. It means precooking things is impossible as fridge is too full.

goose1964 · 24/12/2018 13:50

DH is doing far too much and when he asks me to do something he talks to me walking away and mumbling then tells at me for not listening.
These are things that don't need doing until after Christmas in the main.
DS1 has put on monsters university when I've already marked the Grinch to watch and finally my stollen dough is taking ages to rise.

goose1964 · 24/12/2018 13:51

Yells not tells

Abra1de · 24/12/2018 13:53

I love this thread.

TrickyD · 24/12/2018 14:26

Annoyingly smug post here.
DS1, delightful DP and their 17 month old DS arrived yesterday, with loads of nice booze and treats. DS2 and his two younger kids were here for lunch, cooked by DH, and will return this evening to stay overnight with stockings and presents tomorrow. They will then go to their DMs and return here for evening Christmas Dinner mainly cooked by DH and another overnight stay. I have been madly baking all week, so have been sent to bed with a cup of tea by DH, for a nice rest (and a bit of. Mumsnetting) while he gets the Christmas Eve Alpine supper prepared.
No ranting needed. - yet!

DamsonWhine · 24/12/2018 15:04

Bastarding shortcrust pastry is conspiring to dent my domestic goddess crown. I had to make gluten free for DS so I thought we’d all have it. It cracked like buggery so I decided I would do the next lot with ordinary flour. But that cracked like buggery too Angry

And DH has lost a key gift (see other thread) so we were an hour behind schedule this morning and DS is possibly going to kick off in the morning the ungrateful sod