I mean, the 5yo would notice and be unimpressed with Father Christmas, I assume. He's very protective of the baby!
It’s just such a pain. The baby doesn’t need anything, and I don’t want to have to fill a stocking with lots of bits of baby-friendly tat when we have a whole house full of toys already from when the 5yo was smaller.
I can’t do it, can I? In which case, any suggestions for cheap/consumable/actually useful baby stocking fillers?